barryfromthebush wrote on Feb 16
th, 2019 at 12:38pm:
Why did he pin a child?
So....Aussie in his every day disguise as a mild mannered taxi driver, was doing his regular community service of collecting disabled kids from the local high school, when this school kid, well you cold hardly describe him as a school kid because he was about 200cm tall and 150KG of pure muscle, know as KidZilla.
KidZilla hurled a 10 litre flagon bottle at Aussie with a velocity in excess of the speed of sound and left Aussie's taxi looking like it had been hit by a Hellfire missile.
Aussie saw that KidZilla had several more projectiles and suspected the next one was hot (containing either high explosives, depleted uranium or even VX gas).
As KidZilla cocked his arm to hurl another bottle of mass destruction, he knew he had to act, for the sake of the other retards, the students, the state of Queensland and the whole damned world.
He ripped the epaulets off his taxi driver uniform which triggered his own super power. His right hand suddenly grew in size to hulkish proportions and he ran towards KidZilla and his superpower hand weapon pushed him back against a tree, pinning KidZilla and saving the universe.