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Feb 4th, 2019 at 8:34pm
 
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Hardline Muslim preacher rages against public urinals and says Allah will punish Islamic men who get 'splash back' on their shoes

Nassim Abdi, from the ultra-conservative Ahlus Sunnah Wal Jammah Association, has told worshipers at a western Sydney mosque those who failed to clean themselves properly after urinating would be punished 'in the grave'.

The Auburn-based preacher accused Muslim men of imitating non-believers, also known as kafirs, by exposing their private parts at wall-mounted urinals in public toilets.

'A person using them is urinating in full view of anyone, who comes and goes, with no shame in the midst of impurity,' he said last week at the end of a 32-minute religious lesson.

'Thus he can combine two apparent and forbidden acts in one deed, not hiding his private parts from the view of others nor cleaning himself properly after urinating.'

Mr Abdi, who has previously declared it sinful for a wife to refuse her husband's demand for sex, said Muslims who urinated incorrectly would invalidate their prayers.

'Very easy for that splashback to come to go on your pants and on your shoes.
'It leads to your prayers not being corrected.'

'Every public or every male public toilet now has urinals where they just stand up like animals and urinate in front of one another,' he thundered


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Reply #1 - Feb 4th, 2019 at 8:43pm
 
Should we tell him about this?
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or let his doctor tell him when he's been using the medication for a year or so
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Reply #2 - Feb 4th, 2019 at 9:04pm
 
Well spit three times and call me allah, I don't know what the world is coming to.

Don't they know they've got to sit down to urinate and play with their old fella when finished.

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Reply #3 - Feb 4th, 2019 at 9:23pm
 
Piss take.

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Reply #4 - Feb 4th, 2019 at 9:25pm
 
moses wrote on Feb 4th, 2019 at 9:04pm:
Well spit three times and call me allah, I don't know what the world is coming to.

Don't they know they've got to sit down to urinate and play with their old fella when finished.



Don't even know they're retarded or inbred.

Or tinted.
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Reply #5 - Feb 4th, 2019 at 9:28pm
 
Karnal wrote on Feb 4th, 2019 at 9:25pm:
moses wrote on Feb 4th, 2019 at 9:04pm:
Well spit three times and call me allah, I don't know what the world is coming to.

Don't they know they've got to sit down to urinate and play with their old fella when finished.



Don't even know they're retarded or inbred.

Or tinted.


That guy is a regular speaker at Auburn mosque. Smiley
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Reply #6 - Feb 4th, 2019 at 9:30pm
 
Take pity on your muslim brothers when you see their eyes watering while they dance around with their knees crossed

the dreaded splashback, bro
can't use the staff toilets
no where to go
I'm gonna explode

meanwhile, Gandhi advocated drinking a glass of urine a day and dropping it in eyes and ears to eradicate infection
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Reply #7 - Feb 4th, 2019 at 9:37pm
 
Muhammad advocated drinking camel urine.
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Reply #8 - Feb 4th, 2019 at 9:52pm
 
Gordon wrote on Feb 4th, 2019 at 9:28pm:
Karnal wrote on Feb 4th, 2019 at 9:25pm:
moses wrote on Feb 4th, 2019 at 9:04pm:
Well spit three times and call me allah, I don't know what the world is coming to.

Don't they know they've got to sit down to urinate and play with their old fella when finished.



Don't even know they're retarded or inbred.

Or tinted.


That guy is a regular speaker at Auburn mosque. Smiley


Ah. Tinted.

You nearly married one once.
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Reply #9 - Feb 4th, 2019 at 10:05pm
 
Drinking camel urine comes under the heading of mystical sensibility, I think, about two lines after sitting down to pee.
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