Karnal
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It's true, boys. I had a nice young piece in Saigon once, loved me long time as they liked to say. Part of her routine was to ride on top while she pulled a string of beads out of her arse. Magic.
Anyway, to cut a long story short, I found myself skewering more and more blokes back on base with my bayonet, if you know what I mean.
Blokes? Arse clowns. Couldn't fight their way out of a wet paper bag. Anyway, I toned it back for a bit and was right as rain in no time. I'll plug any clown who deserves it, but I still get a hardon for the ladies if you're out there, girls.
Point is, pork them when they're down. Don't let them get one over you. Give her a clip if she gets antsy. If she can only get off if she's on top, she's got problems. Tell her to have a wank when you're done. I don't know about you, but I'm not turning gay over a piece of muff.
The Towel-head's right. Blokes don't turn you gay, bitches with attitude do.
Don't even go there, love, I'm straight.
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