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Mar 21st, 2019 at 8:04pm
 
Been a bit of discussion elsewhere about this, including the relevance of R.I.P.

I have not yet finally decided on what I want on mine...but the current favourite is what Elder Brother uses when he introduces me to his 'lofty' Army mates.

"He is an acquired taste."

Well I suppose that would actually read....He was an acquired taste.
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Reply #1 - Mar 21st, 2019 at 8:16pm
 
Aussie wrote on Mar 21st, 2019 at 8:04pm:
Been a bit of discussion elsewhere about this, including the relevance of R.I.P.

I have not yet finally decided on what I want on mine...but the current favourite is what Elder Brother uses when he introduces me to his 'lofty' Army mates.

"He is an acquired taste."

Well I suppose that would actually read....He was an acquired taste.


At least your brother was kind enough not to actually tell the whole truth "tastes like shite" is what he was actually saying.
Try that on, at least your headstone will be original.
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Reply #2 - Mar 21st, 2019 at 8:21pm
 
Setanta wrote on Mar 21st, 2019 at 8:16pm:
Aussie wrote on Mar 21st, 2019 at 8:04pm:
Been a bit of discussion elsewhere about this, including the relevance of R.I.P.

I have not yet finally decided on what I want on mine...but the current favourite is what Elder Brother uses when he introduces me to his 'lofty' Army mates.

"He is an acquired taste."

Well I suppose that would actually read....He was an acquired taste.


At least your brother was kind enough not to actually tell the whole truth "tastes like shite" is what he was actually saying.
Try that on, at least your headstone will be original.



Forgive me if I regard Elder Brother as blessed with far more knowledge/understanding of me than you (or anyone here) will ever have.

"He was an acquired taste" is original, and while he laughs it off.....I reckon he is right on the money. 

What about yours, Setanta?  (I have one in mind...but it does involve an exaggeration a tad.)
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Reply #3 - Mar 21st, 2019 at 8:22pm
 
Aussie wrote on Mar 21st, 2019 at 8:21pm:
What about yours, Setanta?


His will read

'Here lies Mr Integrity'
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Reply #4 - Mar 21st, 2019 at 8:26pm
 
John Smith wrote on Mar 21st, 2019 at 8:22pm:
Aussie wrote on Mar 21st, 2019 at 8:21pm:
What about yours, Setanta?


His will read

'Here lies Mr Integrity'


Yours, Mr Smith?
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Reply #5 - Mar 21st, 2019 at 8:28pm
 
Aussie wrote on Mar 21st, 2019 at 8:26pm:
John Smith wrote on Mar 21st, 2019 at 8:22pm:
Aussie wrote on Mar 21st, 2019 at 8:21pm:
What about yours, Setanta?


His will read

'Here lies Mr Integrity'


Yours, Mr Smith?


Who gives a crap? Certainly not I  Roll Eyes
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Reply #6 - Mar 21st, 2019 at 8:28pm
 
John Smith wrote on Mar 21st, 2019 at 8:22pm:
Aussie wrote on Mar 21st, 2019 at 8:21pm:
What about yours, Setanta?


His will read

'Here lies Mr Integrity'


Thanks Mimo. I think I'll own that one if I have a headstone. I wasn't planning on it.
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Reply #7 - Mar 21st, 2019 at 8:29pm
 
Setanta wrote on Mar 21st, 2019 at 8:28pm:
John Smith wrote on Mar 21st, 2019 at 8:22pm:
Aussie wrote on Mar 21st, 2019 at 8:21pm:
What about yours, Setanta?


His will read

'Here lies Mr Integrity'


Thanks Mimo. I think I'll own that one if I have a headstone. I wasn't planning on it.



No Problem. I'll even pay for the inscription for you  Roll Eyes
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Reply #8 - Mar 21st, 2019 at 8:30pm
 
Aussie wrote on Mar 21st, 2019 at 8:21pm:
Setanta wrote on Mar 21st, 2019 at 8:16pm:
Aussie wrote on Mar 21st, 2019 at 8:04pm:
Been a bit of discussion elsewhere about this, including the relevance of R.I.P.

I have not yet finally decided on what I want on mine...but the current favourite is what Elder Brother uses when he introduces me to his 'lofty' Army mates.

"He is an acquired taste."

Well I suppose that would actually read....He was an acquired taste.


At least your brother was kind enough not to actually tell the whole truth "tastes like shite" is what he was actually saying.
Try that on, at least your headstone will be original.



Forgive me if I regard Elder Brother as blessed with far more knowledge/understanding of me than you (or anyone here) will ever have.

"He was an acquired taste" is original, and while he laughs it off.....I reckon he is right on the money. 

What about yours, Setanta?  (I have one in mind...but it does involve an exaggeration a tad.)


Go for it Aussie. Will it be "Here lies Setanta who had not one but two voluntary sex slaves. A master like no other."?


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Reply #9 - Mar 21st, 2019 at 8:34pm
 
John Smith wrote on Mar 21st, 2019 at 8:28pm:
Aussie wrote on Mar 21st, 2019 at 8:26pm:
John Smith wrote on Mar 21st, 2019 at 8:22pm:
Aussie wrote on Mar 21st, 2019 at 8:21pm:
What about yours, Setanta?


His will read

'Here lies Mr Integrity'


Yours, Mr Smith?


Who gives a crap? Certainly not I  Roll Eyes


Well, that was easy.

He did not give a crap.
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Reply #10 - Mar 21st, 2019 at 8:36pm
 
I would rather be cremated than lie rotting in the ground -

so no R.I.P. on a headstone for me.
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Reply #11 - Mar 21st, 2019 at 8:39pm
 
John Smith wrote on Mar 21st, 2019 at 8:29pm:
Setanta wrote on Mar 21st, 2019 at 8:28pm:
John Smith wrote on Mar 21st, 2019 at 8:22pm:
Aussie wrote on Mar 21st, 2019 at 8:21pm:
What about yours, Setanta?


His will read

'Here lies Mr Integrity'


Thanks Mimo. I think I'll own that one if I have a headstone. I wasn't planning on it.



No Problem. I'll even pay for the inscription for you  Roll Eyes


You could have it valued now and send me the cheque.
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Reply #12 - Mar 21st, 2019 at 8:42pm
 
Setanta wrote on Mar 21st, 2019 at 8:39pm:
John Smith wrote on Mar 21st, 2019 at 8:29pm:
Setanta wrote on Mar 21st, 2019 at 8:28pm:
John Smith wrote on Mar 21st, 2019 at 8:22pm:
Aussie wrote on Mar 21st, 2019 at 8:21pm:
What about yours, Setanta?


His will read

'Here lies Mr Integrity'


Thanks Mimo. I think I'll own that one if I have a headstone. I wasn't planning on it.



No Problem. I'll even pay for the inscription for you  Roll Eyes


You could have it valued now and send me the cheque.



Nah, a lying dickhead like you can't be trusted to use the money for it's intended purpose.

The better option is for you to drop dead before I forget I made the offer.
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Reply #13 - Mar 21st, 2019 at 8:42pm
 
Bobby. wrote on Mar 21st, 2019 at 8:36pm:
I would rather be cremated than lie rotting in the ground -

so no R.I.P. on a headstone for me.


you'll have eternity to burn in hell, why rush it?
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Reply #14 - Mar 21st, 2019 at 8:50pm
 
John Smith wrote on Mar 21st, 2019 at 8:42pm:
Setanta wrote on Mar 21st, 2019 at 8:39pm:
John Smith wrote on Mar 21st, 2019 at 8:29pm:
Setanta wrote on Mar 21st, 2019 at 8:28pm:
John Smith wrote on Mar 21st, 2019 at 8:22pm:
Aussie wrote on Mar 21st, 2019 at 8:21pm:
What about yours, Setanta?


His will read

'Here lies Mr Integrity'


Thanks Mimo. I think I'll own that one if I have a headstone. I wasn't planning on it.



No Problem. I'll even pay for the inscription for you  Roll Eyes


You could have it valued now and send me the cheque.



Nah, a lying dickhead like you can't be trusted to use the money for it's intended purpose.

The better option is for you to drop dead before I forget I made the offer.


Really? I tend to think you were fibbing about it and hope I drop dead after everyone forgets you said it. You have no intention of paying up. Much like Gregg's leaving the forum thing, you always intended to weasel out because that's the way you and your mate's integrity goes. You may have the stone made for me now and I'll pick it up from it's maker. Let me know when and where, I'm sure you would not renege.


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