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Bobby.

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Re: Tombstones
Reply #15 - Mar 21^st, 2019 at 8:55pm

John Smith wrote on Mar 21^st, 2019 at 8:42pm:

Bobby. wrote on Mar 21^st, 2019 at 8:36pm:

I would rather be cremated than lie rotting in the ground -

so no R.I.P. on a headstone for me.

you'll have eternity to burn in hell, why rush it?

Smith - you're another ungodly, heathen person just like Aussie:

Psalm 1 KJV

1 Blessed is the man that walketh not in the counsel of the ungodly, nor standeth in the way of sinners, nor sitteth in the seat of the scornful.

2 But his delight is in the law of the Lord; and in his law doth he meditate day and night.

3 And he shall be like a tree planted by the rivers of water, that bringeth forth his fruit in his season; his leaf also shall not wither; and whatsoever he doeth shall prosper.

4 The ungodly are not so: but are like the chaff which the wind driveth away.

5 Therefore the ungodly shall not stand in the judgment, nor sinners in the congregation of the righteous.

6 For the Lord knoweth the way of the righteous:
but the way of the ungodly shall perish.

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Aussie Gold Member Offline OzPolitic Posts: 38554 Gender:	Re: Tombstones Reply #16 - Mar 21^st, 2019 at 8:56pm Bobby. wrote on Mar 21^st, 2019 at 8:36pm: I would rather be cremated than lie rotting in the ground - so no R.I.P. on a headstone for me. No Bobby. Both my patents are ashes and those ashes are buried under a headstone.
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Re: Tombstones
Reply #17 - Mar 21^st, 2019 at 8:57pm

Bobby. wrote on Mar 21^st, 2019 at 8:55pm:

John Smith wrote on Mar 21^st, 2019 at 8:42pm:

Bobby. wrote on Mar 21^st, 2019 at 8:36pm:

I would rather be cremated than lie rotting in the ground -

so no R.I.P. on a headstone for me.

you'll have eternity to burn in hell, why rush it?

Smith - you're another ungodly, heathen person just like Aussie:

Psalm 1 KJV

1 Blessed is the man that walketh not in the counsel of the ungodly, nor standeth in the way of sinners, nor sitteth in the seat of the scornful.

2 But his delight is in the law of the Lord; and in his law doth he meditate day and night.

3 And he shall be like a tree planted by the rivers of water, that bringeth forth his fruit in his season; his leaf also shall not wither; and whatsoever he doeth shall prosper.

4 The ungodly are not so: but are like the chaff which the wind driveth away.

5 Therefore the ungodly shall not stand in the judgment, nor sinners in the congregation of the righteous.

6 For the Lord knoweth the way of the righteous:
but the way of the ungodly shall perish.

So, Bobby. What shall your headstone say?

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Re: Tombstones
Reply #18 - Mar 21^st, 2019 at 8:57pm

Bobby. wrote on Mar 21^st, 2019 at 8:55pm:

John Smith wrote on Mar 21^st, 2019 at 8:42pm:

Bobby. wrote on Mar 21^st, 2019 at 8:36pm:

I would rather be cremated than lie rotting in the ground -

so no R.I.P. on a headstone for me.

you'll have eternity to burn in hell, why rush it?

Smith - you're another ungodly, heathen person just like Aussie:

Psalm 1 KJV

1 Blessed is the man that walketh not in the counsel of the ungodly, nor standeth in the way of sinners, nor sitteth in the seat of the scornful.

2 But his delight is in the law of the Lord; and in his law doth he meditate day and night.

3 And he shall be like a tree planted by the rivers of water, that bringeth forth his fruit in his season; his leaf also shall not wither; and whatsoever he doeth shall prosper.

4 The ungodly are not so: but are like the chaff which the wind driveth away.

5 Therefore the ungodly shall not stand in the judgment, nor sinners in the congregation of the righteous.

6 For the Lord knoweth the way of the righteous:
but the way of the ungodly shall perish.

That's almost exactly how I intend to go. Dust in the wind.

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Bobby. Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 103532 Melbourne Gender:	Re: Tombstones Reply #19 - Mar 21^st, 2019 at 9:01pm Aussie wrote on Mar 21^st, 2019 at 8:57pm: So, Bobby. What shall your headstone say? I won't have anything. Only my writings on the internet will be remembered.
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Aussie Gold Member Offline OzPolitic Posts: 38554 Gender:	Re: Tombstones Reply #20 - Mar 21^st, 2019 at 9:29pm Bobby. wrote on Mar 21^st, 2019 at 9:01pm: Aussie wrote on Mar 21^st, 2019 at 8:57pm: So, Bobby. What shall your headstone say? I won't have anything. Only my writings on the internet will be remembered. By whom, Bobby? Are we gonna have to bury you here?
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Re: Tombstones
Reply #21 - Mar 21^st, 2019 at 10:49pm

Aussie wrote on Mar 21^st, 2019 at 9:29pm:

Bobby. wrote on Mar 21^st, 2019 at 9:01pm:

Aussie wrote on Mar 21^st, 2019 at 8:57pm:

So, Bobby. What shall your headstone say?

I won't have anything.
Only my writings on the internet will be remembered.

By whom, Bobby? Are we gonna have to bury you here?

I really want Mimo's promised headstone. Do you thing he'll deliver or renege like Gregg?

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Captain Nemo Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 10027 Melbourne Gender:	Re: Tombstones Reply #22 - Mar 21^st, 2019 at 11:37pm No tombstone for me either. None for my parents. We are all going the way of donating our bodies to medical research and then government paid-for cremation of the remains. Ashes to be scattered without any memorial plaque or marker at all.
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Redmond Neck Gold Member Offline OzPolitic Posts: 21532 ACT Gender:	Re: Tombstones Reply #23 - Mar 22^nd, 2019 at 8:35am Spike Milligan: "I told you I was ill ! "
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greggerypeccary Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 136744 Gender:	Re: Tombstones Reply #24 - Mar 22^nd, 2019 at 8:43am .
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greggerypeccary Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 136744 Gender:	Re: Tombstones Reply #25 - Mar 22^nd, 2019 at 10:15am
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Bit Grose Senior Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 369	Re: Tombstones Reply #26 - Mar 22^nd, 2019 at 11:32am Aussie wrote on Mar 21^st, 2019 at 8:57pm: So, Bobby. What shall your headstone say? Bent over
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greggerypeccary Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 136744 Gender:	Re: Tombstones Reply #27 - Mar 22^nd, 2019 at 11:40am Bobby. wrote on Mar 21^st, 2019 at 9:01pm: Aussie wrote on Mar 21^st, 2019 at 8:57pm: So, Bobby. What shall your headstone say? I won't have anything. Only my writings on the internet will be remembered.
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Re: Tombstones
Reply #28 - Mar 22^nd, 2019 at 8:58pm

Setanta wrote on Mar 21^st, 2019 at 8:50pm:

John Smith wrote on Mar 21^st, 2019 at 8:42pm:

Setanta wrote on Mar 21^st, 2019 at 8:39pm:

John Smith wrote on Mar 21^st, 2019 at 8:29pm:

Setanta wrote on Mar 21^st, 2019 at 8:28pm:

John Smith wrote on Mar 21^st, 2019 at 8:22pm:

Aussie wrote on Mar 21^st, 2019 at 8:21pm:

What about yours, Setanta?

His will read

'Here lies Mr Integrity'

Thanks Mimo. I think I'll own that one if I have a headstone. I wasn't planning on it.

No Problem. I'll even pay for the inscription for you Roll Eyes

You could have it valued now and send me the cheque.

Nah, a lying dickhead like you can't be trusted to use the money for it's intended purpose.

The better option is for you to drop dead before I forget I made the offer.

Really? I tend to think you were fibbing about it and hope I drop dead after everyone forgets you said it. You have no intention of paying up. Much like Gregg's leaving the forum thing, you always intended to weasel out because that's the way you and your mate's integrity goes. You may have the stone made for me now and I'll pick it up from it's maker. Let me know when and where, I'm sure you would not renege.

put your money where your mouth is, put it to the test!

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Our esteemed leader:
I hope that bitch who was running their brothels for them gets raped with a cactus.

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Re: Tombstones
Reply #29 - Mar 22^nd, 2019 at 9:01pm

Setanta wrote on Mar 21^st, 2019 at 10:49pm:

Aussie wrote on Mar 21^st, 2019 at 9:29pm:

Bobby. wrote on Mar 21^st, 2019 at 9:01pm:

Aussie wrote on Mar 21^st, 2019 at 8:57pm:

So, Bobby. What shall your headstone say?

I won't have anything.
Only my writings on the internet will be remembered.

By whom, Bobby? Are we gonna have to bury you here?

I really want Mimo's promised headstone. Do you thing he'll deliver or renege like Gregg?

Only one of us has failed to live up to their word...... And it wasn't me. I'll still give you two guesses as to who that was.

Just make sure you have a family member let us know when you're dead so I can deliver my promise.

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Our esteemed leader:
I hope that bitch who was running their brothels for them gets raped with a cactus.

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