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Re: Boozed-Up Brits on Holiday
Reply #15 - Apr 20^th, 2019 at 12:05pm

Gordon wrote on Apr 20^th, 2019 at 12:01pm:

Karnal wrote on Apr 20^th, 2019 at 11:20am:

Gordon wrote on Apr 20^th, 2019 at 10:51am:

Karnal wrote on Apr 20^th, 2019 at 9:53am:

Gordon wrote on Apr 20^th, 2019 at 9:09am:

Captain Caveman wrote on Apr 20^th, 2019 at 6:50am:

AiA wrote on Apr 20^th, 2019 at 2:05am:

Is there anything more disgusting than boozed-up Brits on holiday? A disgusting sight no matter where in the world they are spotted. Particularly the women, the ugly fat ones at least, and the UK has plenty of those.

The women drink beer like a bloke and end up passed out in the gutter with their fat spilled out on the pavement quivering in the wind like jelly.

That brings up the larger question as to why Brits, men and women, are so damn ugly? Nothing but a good plastic surgeon can cure their beady-eyed in-bred faces.

They even make Americans look bad in their own country, something I never thought possible. I go to New Orleans a couple of times a year and can always spot the Brits in and about the French Quarter. The Pom women, loud and drunk, are easier to pick out from the crowd than the men. Thing is, Americans are suckers for the English accent so these miserable cows get laid during their visit just by the sound of their voices.

Really? The accent does my head in...specially the cochney ones.

I think the blokes are just going the "sure thing". A fat, drunk, english woman on holiday in a foreign country.....that's a sure thing! Grin

Yeah it's pretty much the sure thing aspect, the good old Bondi Hotel.

Back in my day, there was more stabby stabby there than Harris Park.

They moved the violence over to the Coogee Bay, so it's all good.

Back in your day prior to gentrification, Bondi was full of Maori drug dealers, the source of your stabby stabs.

Maoris? They did security at the pubs. The Kiwis took the money. And the Pommies did the biffo.

Containerism, innit.

But I'm curious. Are you suggesting Bondi had a problem with the tinted races?

Nope. The public bar at Bondi was even nicknamed Maori bar.

Quite so. Relishing in your rich multicultural tapestry, are you?

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Laugh till you cry Gold Member Offline Posts: 16620 In your happy place Gender:	Re: Boozed-Up Brits on Holiday Reply #16 - Apr 20^th, 2019 at 12:23pm It has stirred up some memories in Cods. What crimes did Cods commit to get a free holiday to Oz? Was ten pounds an asking price?
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AiA Gold Member Offline Posts: 18405 Gender:	Re: Boozed-Up Brits on Holiday Reply #17 - Apr 20^th, 2019 at 1:05pm Laugh till you cry wrote on Apr 20^th, 2019 at 12:23pm: It has stirred up some memories in Cods. What crimes did Cods commit to get a free holiday to Oz? Was ten pounds an asking price? Possibly cods came to Oz on holiday from the UK and never left
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Re: Boozed-Up Brits on Holiday
Reply #18 - Apr 20^th, 2019 at 1:18pm

Karnal wrote on Apr 20^th, 2019 at 12:05pm:

Gordon wrote on Apr 20^th, 2019 at 12:01pm:

Karnal wrote on Apr 20^th, 2019 at 11:20am:

Gordon wrote on Apr 20^th, 2019 at 10:51am:

Karnal wrote on Apr 20^th, 2019 at 9:53am:

Gordon wrote on Apr 20^th, 2019 at 9:09am:

Captain Caveman wrote on Apr 20^th, 2019 at 6:50am:

AiA wrote on Apr 20^th, 2019 at 2:05am:

Is there anything more disgusting than boozed-up Brits on holiday? A disgusting sight no matter where in the world they are spotted. Particularly the women, the ugly fat ones at least, and the UK has plenty of those.

The women drink beer like a bloke and end up passed out in the gutter with their fat spilled out on the pavement quivering in the wind like jelly.

That brings up the larger question as to why Brits, men and women, are so damn ugly? Nothing but a good plastic surgeon can cure their beady-eyed in-bred faces.

They even make Americans look bad in their own country, something I never thought possible. I go to New Orleans a couple of times a year and can always spot the Brits in and about the French Quarter. The Pom women, loud and drunk, are easier to pick out from the crowd than the men. Thing is, Americans are suckers for the English accent so these miserable cows get laid during their visit just by the sound of their voices.

Really? The accent does my head in...specially the cochney ones.

I think the blokes are just going the "sure thing". A fat, drunk, english woman on holiday in a foreign country.....that's a sure thing! Grin

Yeah it's pretty much the sure thing aspect, the good old Bondi Hotel.

Back in my day, there was more stabby stabby there than Harris Park.

They moved the violence over to the Coogee Bay, so it's all good.

Back in your day prior to gentrification, Bondi was full of Maori drug dealers, the source of your stabby stabs.

Maoris? They did security at the pubs. The Kiwis took the money. And the Pommies did the biffo.

Containerism, innit.

But I'm curious. Are you suggesting Bondi had a problem with the tinted races?

Nope. The public bar at Bondi was even nicknamed Maori bar.

Quite so. Relishing in your rich multicultural tapestry, are you?

By the time I moved to Bondi there wasn't a kava drinker any closer than Maroubra

It was mostly UK and a Euros, which made for good pickings at the pub.

I wish I was young(er) and single when the Brazzos arrived, they're LBFMs.

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Re: Boozed-Up Brits on Holiday
Reply #19 - Apr 20^th, 2019 at 2:01pm

Gordon wrote on Apr 20^th, 2019 at 1:18pm:

Karnal wrote on Apr 20^th, 2019 at 12:05pm:

Gordon wrote on Apr 20^th, 2019 at 12:01pm:

Karnal wrote on Apr 20^th, 2019 at 11:20am:

Gordon wrote on Apr 20^th, 2019 at 10:51am:

Karnal wrote on Apr 20^th, 2019 at 9:53am:

Gordon wrote on Apr 20^th, 2019 at 9:09am:

Captain Caveman wrote on Apr 20^th, 2019 at 6:50am:

AiA wrote on Apr 20^th, 2019 at 2:05am:

Is there anything more disgusting than boozed-up Brits on holiday? A disgusting sight no matter where in the world they are spotted. Particularly the women, the ugly fat ones at least, and the UK has plenty of those.

The women drink beer like a bloke and end up passed out in the gutter with their fat spilled out on the pavement quivering in the wind like jelly.

That brings up the larger question as to why Brits, men and women, are so damn ugly? Nothing but a good plastic surgeon can cure their beady-eyed in-bred faces.

They even make Americans look bad in their own country, something I never thought possible. I go to New Orleans a couple of times a year and can always spot the Brits in and about the French Quarter. The Pom women, loud and drunk, are easier to pick out from the crowd than the men. Thing is, Americans are suckers for the English accent so these miserable cows get laid during their visit just by the sound of their voices.

Really? The accent does my head in...specially the cochney ones.

I think the blokes are just going the "sure thing". A fat, drunk, english woman on holiday in a foreign country.....that's a sure thing! Grin

Yeah it's pretty much the sure thing aspect, the good old Bondi Hotel.

Back in my day, there was more stabby stabby there than Harris Park.

They moved the violence over to the Coogee Bay, so it's all good.

Back in your day prior to gentrification, Bondi was full of Maori drug dealers, the source of your stabby stabs.

Maoris? They did security at the pubs. The Kiwis took the money. And the Pommies did the biffo.

Containerism, innit.

But I'm curious. Are you suggesting Bondi had a problem with the tinted races?

Nope. The public bar at Bondi was even nicknamed Maori bar.

Quite so. Relishing in your rich multicultural tapestry, are you?

By the time I moved to Bondi there wasn't a kava drinker any closer than Maroubra

It was mostly UK and a Euros, which made for good pickings at the pub.

I wish I was young(er) and single when the Brazzos arrived, they're LBFMs.

You left out the biggest group, Gordon. You wanted to be with your own kind, remember?

Now who's that, dear?

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Reply #20 - Apr 20^th, 2019 at 2:04pm

Karnal wrote on Apr 20^th, 2019 at 2:01pm:

Gordon wrote on Apr 20^th, 2019 at 1:18pm:

Karnal wrote on Apr 20^th, 2019 at 12:05pm:

Gordon wrote on Apr 20^th, 2019 at 12:01pm:

Karnal wrote on Apr 20^th, 2019 at 11:20am:

Gordon wrote on Apr 20^th, 2019 at 10:51am:

Karnal wrote on Apr 20^th, 2019 at 9:53am:

Gordon wrote on Apr 20^th, 2019 at 9:09am:

Captain Caveman wrote on Apr 20^th, 2019 at 6:50am:

AiA wrote on Apr 20^th, 2019 at 2:05am:

Is there anything more disgusting than boozed-up Brits on holiday? A disgusting sight no matter where in the world they are spotted. Particularly the women, the ugly fat ones at least, and the UK has plenty of those.

The women drink beer like a bloke and end up passed out in the gutter with their fat spilled out on the pavement quivering in the wind like jelly.

That brings up the larger question as to why Brits, men and women, are so damn ugly? Nothing but a good plastic surgeon can cure their beady-eyed in-bred faces.

They even make Americans look bad in their own country, something I never thought possible. I go to New Orleans a couple of times a year and can always spot the Brits in and about the French Quarter. The Pom women, loud and drunk, are easier to pick out from the crowd than the men. Thing is, Americans are suckers for the English accent so these miserable cows get laid during their visit just by the sound of their voices.

Really? The accent does my head in...specially the cochney ones.

I think the blokes are just going the "sure thing". A fat, drunk, english woman on holiday in a foreign country.....that's a sure thing! Grin

Yeah it's pretty much the sure thing aspect, the good old Bondi Hotel.

Back in my day, there was more stabby stabby there than Harris Park.

They moved the violence over to the Coogee Bay, so it's all good.

Back in your day prior to gentrification, Bondi was full of Maori drug dealers, the source of your stabby stabs.

Maoris? They did security at the pubs. The Kiwis took the money. And the Pommies did the biffo.

Containerism, innit.

But I'm curious. Are you suggesting Bondi had a problem with the tinted races?

Nope. The public bar at Bondi was even nicknamed Maori bar.

Quite so. Relishing in your rich multicultural tapestry, are you?

By the time I moved to Bondi there wasn't a kava drinker any closer than Maroubra

It was mostly UK and a Euros, which made for good pickings at the pub.

I wish I was young(er) and single when the Brazzos arrived, they're LBFMs.

You left out the biggest group, Gordon. You wanted to be with your own kind, remember?

Now who's that, dear?

Asians?

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Karnal Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 95185 Gender:	Re: Boozed-Up Brits on Holiday Reply #21 - Apr 20^th, 2019 at 2:10pm Keep going, dear. They run that private school you went to.
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Gordon Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 20477 Gordon Gender:	Re: Boozed-Up Brits on Holiday Reply #22 - Apr 20^th, 2019 at 2:19pm Karnal wrote on Apr 20^th, 2019 at 2:10pm: Keep going, dear. They run that private school you went to. Kesser Tora wasn't open when I was at school.
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Karnal Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 95185 Gender:	Re: Boozed-Up Brits on Holiday Reply #23 - Apr 20^th, 2019 at 3:13pm Gordon wrote on Apr 20^th, 2019 at 2:19pm: Karnal wrote on Apr 20^th, 2019 at 2:10pm: Keep going, dear. They run that private school you went to. Kesser Tora wasn't open when I was at school. Ah. How about the Bondi Yeshiva?
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Re: Boozed-Up Brits on Holiday
Reply #24 - Apr 20^th, 2019 at 4:19pm

Laugh till you cry wrote on Apr 20^th, 2019 at 12:23pm:

It has stirred up some memories in Cods. What crimes did Cods commit to get a free holiday to Oz?

Was ten pounds an asking price?

you wish nup never did that

you are lucky to have me /

3 good aussie who have between them 6 fantastic kids.....not one smokes.. and a couple of the lads drink only at social outings one is a personal trainer...with his own business.....all my kids do the right thing...just like their mum and dad....

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Reply #25 - Apr 20^th, 2019 at 5:23pm

cods wrote on Apr 20^th, 2019 at 4:19pm:

Laugh till you cry wrote on Apr 20^th, 2019 at 12:23pm:

It has stirred up some memories in Cods. What crimes did Cods commit to get a free holiday to Oz?

Was ten pounds an asking price?

you wish nup never did that

you are lucky to have me /

3 good aussie who have between them 6 fantastic kids.....not one smokes.. and a couple of the lads drink only at social outings one is a personal trainer...with his own business.....all my kids do the right thing...just like their mum and dad....

You'll always be welcome here, dear.

It's those pesky Danes we won't stomach.

WE DON'T WANT THEM HERE.

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Reply #26 - Apr 20^th, 2019 at 5:39pm

Karnal wrote on Apr 20^th, 2019 at 3:13pm:

Gordon wrote on Apr 20^th, 2019 at 2:19pm:

Karnal wrote on Apr 20^th, 2019 at 2:10pm:

Keep going, dear. They run that private school you went to.

Kesser Tora wasn't open when I was at school.

Ah. How about the Bondi Yeshiva?

I actually didn't know that was a school. Sorry to disappoint, but I went to a Jesus based school and it was very light on the faith.

You?

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Reply #27 - Apr 20^th, 2019 at 5:42pm

Karnal wrote on Apr 20^th, 2019 at 5:23pm:

cods wrote on Apr 20^th, 2019 at 4:19pm:

Laugh till you cry wrote on Apr 20^th, 2019 at 12:23pm:

It has stirred up some memories in Cods. What crimes did Cods commit to get a free holiday to Oz?

Was ten pounds an asking price?

you wish nup never did that

you are lucky to have me /

3 good aussie who have between them 6 fantastic kids.....not one smokes.. and a couple of the lads drink only at social outings one is a personal trainer...with his own business.....all my kids do the right thing...just like their mum and dad....

You'll always be welcome here, dear.

It's those pesky Danes we won't stomach.

WE DON'T WANT THEM HERE.

I would have believed that had you not brought your ugly racism into it..

you know how some get upset with rants like that pet....and yes I am one of them who gets upset...

There is Nothing like a Dane..nothing in this world..

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Re: Boozed-Up Brits on Holiday
Reply #28 - Apr 20^th, 2019 at 6:32pm

Gordon wrote on Apr 20^th, 2019 at 5:39pm:

Karnal wrote on Apr 20^th, 2019 at 3:13pm:

Gordon wrote on Apr 20^th, 2019 at 2:19pm:

Karnal wrote on Apr 20^th, 2019 at 2:10pm:

Keep going, dear. They run that private school you went to.

Kesser Tora wasn't open when I was at school.

Ah. How about the Bondi Yeshiva?

I actually didn't know that was a school. Sorry to disappoint, but I went to a Jesus based school and it was very light on the faith.

You?

Cranbrook, eh?

Yes, you all like that one. Upwardly mobile parents used to send their kids there to be closer to the Packers.

Ignorance of the Yeshiva is no excuse, Gordon. YOU FLEW HERE.

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Reply #29 - Apr 20^th, 2019 at 6:36pm

cods wrote on Apr 20^th, 2019 at 5:42pm:

Karnal wrote on Apr 20^th, 2019 at 5:23pm:

cods wrote on Apr 20^th, 2019 at 4:19pm:

Laugh till you cry wrote on Apr 20^th, 2019 at 12:23pm:

It has stirred up some memories in Cods. What crimes did Cods commit to get a free holiday to Oz?

Was ten pounds an asking price?

you wish nup never did that

you are lucky to have me /

3 good aussie who have between them 6 fantastic kids.....not one smokes.. and a couple of the lads drink only at social outings one is a personal trainer...with his own business.....all my kids do the right thing...just like their mum and dad....

You'll always be welcome here, dear.

It's those pesky Danes we won't stomach.

WE DON'T WANT THEM HERE.

I would have believed that had you not brought your ugly racism into it..

you know how some get upset with rants like that pet....and yes I am one of them who gets upset...

There is Nothing like a Dane..nothing in this world..

Now now, Danes are not a race. We have nothing against dames, dear.

No one has the right to not be offended.

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