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Apr 26th, 2019 at 11:24pm
 
Portable curry
Eaten between taking fares
A turd left behind
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Reply #1 - Apr 26th, 2019 at 11:32pm
 
A child is pinned
By a not so small right hand
Cabbie was angry
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Reply #2 - Apr 27th, 2019 at 12:05am
 
Orifice, finger
Under the hot Queensland sun
Strawberry picker
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Reply #3 - Apr 27th, 2019 at 12:11am
 

The three amigos
Do jellyfish have a voice?
Ozpol cowards all
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Reply #4 - Apr 27th, 2019 at 12:25am
 
A new haiku thread
What happened to the old one
Let it be reborn
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Reply #5 - Apr 27th, 2019 at 1:15am
 
Setanta wrote on Apr 27th, 2019 at 12:25am:
A new haiku thread
What happened to the old one
Let it be reborn


Searched for with no luck
Man with not much time for such
A fresh haiku thread
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Reply #6 - Apr 27th, 2019 at 2:19am
 
OzPol on the Mind
Morning dawns a new day
Mind has gone...
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Reply #7 - Apr 27th, 2019 at 3:34am
 
Incoherent shouts
A passenger flees the scene
The scent of curry
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Reply #8 - Apr 27th, 2019 at 5:09am
 
A cabbie gone wild
Young student pinned to a tree
A school on lockdown
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Reply #9 - Apr 27th, 2019 at 8:05am
 
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People accuse Capitalism of being a "dog eat dog" system, yet it was the Communists who ate each other when they were starving!
 
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Reply #10 - Apr 27th, 2019 at 8:11am
 
Penis, cock, schlong, dick
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Laugh Until You Cry
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Reply #11 - Apr 27th, 2019 at 8:13am
 
minarchist wrote on Apr 27th, 2019 at 8:05am:
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Reply #12 - Apr 27th, 2019 at 3:47pm
 
Karnal the Paki
Excitement in the jungle
Kontiki tour
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Reply #13 - Apr 27th, 2019 at 4:21pm
 
Neighbour, it is Eid.
Can I tempt you with some meat?
Allahu akbar.
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Reply #14 - Apr 27th, 2019 at 4:24pm
 
F&ck off, boy, we're full.
And no more lopping the vine.
I've just mowed the lawn.
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