Australian Politics Forum - The Little Thread of Haiku

Gordon Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 20465 Gordon Gender:	Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Reply #105 - Apr 28^th, 2019 at 4:37pm Poor Aussie gets pissed I find his haiku mistakes And mine he finds none
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Re: The Little Thread of Haiku
Reply #106 - Apr 28^th, 2019 at 4:53pm

Gordon wrote on Apr 28^th, 2019 at 4:07pm:

Laugh till you cry wrote on Apr 28^th, 2019 at 3:52pm:

AiA wrote on Apr 26^th, 2019 at 11:24pm:

Portable curry
Eaten between taking fares
A turd left behind

Silver-maned, Chez Gordon lodger;
spake unto the throngs of gaping Gordonists;
No turd will live in poverty.

Laugh is Aussie's gimp
Lives in his long drop dunny
Feeds upon his turds

You mean Greggery.

He's the unflushable tjurd.

We like Danish, no?

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Karnal Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 95035 Gender:	Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Reply #107 - Apr 28^th, 2019 at 4:57pm Aussie wrote on Apr 28^th, 2019 at 4:10pm: Aussie has no gimp Gordon lives in the basement of the AiA You have your wife, no? Gordon's not racist, you see. He's been to Delhi.
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Aussie Gold Member Offline OzPolitic Posts: 38507 Gender:	Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Reply #108 - Apr 28^th, 2019 at 5:00pm Gordon wrote on Apr 28^th, 2019 at 4:37pm: Poor Aussie gets pissed I find his haiku mistakes And mine he finds none 6/8/5
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Gordon Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 20465 Gordon Gender:	Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Reply #109 - Apr 28^th, 2019 at 5:07pm Aussie wrote on Apr 28^th, 2019 at 5:00pm: Gordon wrote on Apr 28^th, 2019 at 4:37pm: Poor Aussie gets pissed I find his haiku mistakes And mine he finds none 6/8/5 Poor1 Aus2 sie3 gets4 pissed5 I1 find2 his3 hai4 ku5 mis6 takes7 And1 mine2 he3 finds4 none5
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Gordon Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 20465 Gordon Gender:	Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Reply #110 - Apr 28^th, 2019 at 5:09pm Karnal wrote on Apr 28^th, 2019 at 4:57pm: Aussie wrote on Apr 28^th, 2019 at 4:10pm: Aussie has no gimp Gordon lives in the basement of the AiA You have your wife, no? Gordon's not racist, you see. He's been to Delhi. We all make mistakes Delhi is yuck full of poo Wish I did not go
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Re: The Little Thread of Haiku
Reply #111 - Apr 28^th, 2019 at 5:11pm

Gordon wrote on Apr 28^th, 2019 at 5:07pm:

Aussie wrote on Apr 28^th, 2019 at 5:00pm:

Gordon wrote on Apr 28^th, 2019 at 4:37pm:

Poor Aussie gets pissed
I find his haiku mistakes
And mine he finds none

6/8/5

Poor1 Aus2 sie3 gets4 pissed5
I1 find2 his3 hai4 ku5 mis6 takes7
And1 mine2 he3 finds4 none5

[Piss = 1, pissed = 2 etc etc etc.]

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Aussie Gold Member Offline OzPolitic Posts: 38507 Gender:	Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Reply #112 - Apr 28^th, 2019 at 5:16pm Seems I am wrong about the tricky word pissed So to the gallows
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Re: The Little Thread of Haiku
Reply #113 - Apr 28^th, 2019 at 5:17pm

Aussie wrote on Apr 28^th, 2019 at 5:11pm:

Gordon wrote on Apr 28^th, 2019 at 5:07pm:

Aussie wrote on Apr 28^th, 2019 at 5:00pm:

Gordon wrote on Apr 28^th, 2019 at 4:37pm:

Poor Aussie gets pissed
I find his haiku mistakes
And mine he finds none

6/8/5

Poor1 Aus2 sie3 gets4 pissed5
I1 find2 his3 hai4 ku5 mis6 takes7
And1 mine2 he3 finds4 none5

[Piss = 1, pissed = 2 etc etc etc.]

Do you say piss-ed?

pissed
/pɪst/

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Jasin Gold Member Offline Posts: 47295 Gender:	Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Reply #114 - Apr 28^th, 2019 at 5:17pm I've had it with this Haiku. It makes my brain feel like a Chink in the armour of my mind. China: Large Population - very small Gene Pool. ...or is it Nipponese? Makes me talk constipated. Like trying to push out a hard turd that's been drying out for weeks.
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Gordon Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 20465 Gordon Gender:	Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Reply #115 - Apr 28^th, 2019 at 5:18pm Aussie wrote on Apr 28^th, 2019 at 5:16pm: Seems I am wrong about the tricky word pissed So to the gallows I admire you For admitting you were wrong Your most hated fo
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Aussie Gold Member Offline OzPolitic Posts: 38507 Gender:	Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Reply #116 - Apr 28^th, 2019 at 5:19pm About "mistakes" I am a great genius Gordon is woman.
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Jasin Gold Member Offline Posts: 47295 Gender:	Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Reply #117 - Apr 28^th, 2019 at 5:20pm Gordon wrote on Apr 28^th, 2019 at 5:18pm: Aussie wrote on Apr 28^th, 2019 at 5:16pm: Seems I am wrong about the tricky word pissed So to the gallows I admire you For admitting you were wrong Your most hated fo Get Bobby to bring his rope. Hang him High. This Jeronimus Cornelisz known as Aussie.
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Aussie Gold Member Offline OzPolitic Posts: 38507 Gender:	Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Reply #118 - Apr 28^th, 2019 at 5:26pm Jono Cornelisz He was a bad mutineer Nothing like Aussie
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Gordon Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 20465 Gordon Gender:	Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Reply #119 - Apr 28^th, 2019 at 5:30pm Aussie wrote on Apr 28^th, 2019 at 5:26pm: Jono Cornelisz He was a bad mutineer Nothing like Aussie Aye captain Aussie Commanding from the poop deck He should walk the plank
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