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Re: The Little Thread of Haiku
Reply #120 - Apr 28th, 2019 at 5:30pm
 
Aussie wrote on Apr 28th, 2019 at 3:36pm:
I think I will turn
Japanese I really
think so, ta da da!


Haiku fail.

Setanta wrote on Apr 27th, 2019 at 9:49pm:
First five syllables
The next must then have seven
Lastly one with five

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Re: The Little Thread of Haiku
Reply #121 - Apr 28th, 2019 at 5:32pm
 
Aussie wrote on Apr 28th, 2019 at 4:05pm:
Gordon wrote on Apr 28th, 2019 at 3:43pm:
Japs smell much better
Than Indians dirty yuck
Their food doesn't stink


Haiku fail.


How so?
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Re: The Little Thread of Haiku
Reply #122 - Apr 28th, 2019 at 5:35pm
 
Setanta wrote on Apr 28th, 2019 at 5:32pm:
Aussie wrote on Apr 28th, 2019 at 4:05pm:
Gordon wrote on Apr 28th, 2019 at 3:43pm:
Japs smell much better
Than Indians dirty yuck
Their food doesn't stink


Haiku fail.


How so?


Aussie makes mistakes
When he writes his own haiku
and when he reads mine
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Reply #123 - Apr 28th, 2019 at 5:37pm
 
Glad to see this thread
Becoming so popular
Haiku is good fun
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Re: The Little Thread of Haiku
Reply #124 - Apr 28th, 2019 at 5:38pm
 
Setanta wrote on Apr 28th, 2019 at 5:30pm:
Aussie wrote on Apr 28th, 2019 at 3:36pm:
I think I will turn
Japanese I really
think so, ta da da!


Haiku fail.

Setanta wrote on Apr 27th, 2019 at 9:49pm:
First five syllables
The next must then have seven
Lastly one with five



Seems I am so wrong
about the trick word really
So to the gallows
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Reply #125 - Apr 28th, 2019 at 5:42pm
 
Setanta wrote on Apr 28th, 2019 at 5:32pm:
Aussie wrote on Apr 28th, 2019 at 4:05pm:
Gordon wrote on Apr 28th, 2019 at 3:43pm:
Japs smell much better
Than Indians dirty yuck
Their food doesn't stink


Haiku fail.


How so?


Seems I am so wrong
about the trick word Indians
So to the gallows
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Re: The Little Thread of Haiku
Reply #126 - Apr 28th, 2019 at 5:44pm
 
Aussie wrote on Apr 28th, 2019 at 5:38pm:
Setanta wrote on Apr 28th, 2019 at 5:30pm:
Aussie wrote on Apr 28th, 2019 at 3:36pm:
I think I will turn
Japanese I really
think so, ta da da!


Haiku fail.

Setanta wrote on Apr 27th, 2019 at 9:49pm:
First five syllables
The next must then have seven
Lastly one with five



Seems I am wrong
about the trick word really
So to the gallows


Hanging is too good
You are sentenced to be sent
To Harris Park, WAIT!
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Re: The Little Thread of Haiku
Reply #127 - Apr 28th, 2019 at 5:45pm
 
Gordon wrote on Apr 28th, 2019 at 5:35pm:
Setanta wrote on Apr 28th, 2019 at 5:32pm:
Aussie wrote on Apr 28th, 2019 at 4:05pm:
Gordon wrote on Apr 28th, 2019 at 3:43pm:
Japs smell much better
Than Indians dirty yuck
Their food doesn't stink


Haiku fail.


How so?


Aussie makes mistakes
When he writes his own haiku
and when he reads mine


Math is not his strength
His English not far behind
He needs tutoring

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Re: The Little Thread of Haiku
Reply #128 - Apr 28th, 2019 at 5:46pm
 
Aussie wrote on Apr 28th, 2019 at 5:42pm:
Setanta wrote on Apr 28th, 2019 at 5:32pm:
Aussie wrote on Apr 28th, 2019 at 4:05pm:
Gordon wrote on Apr 28th, 2019 at 3:43pm:
Japs smell much better
Than Indians dirty yuck
Their food doesn't stink


Haiku fail.


How so?


Seems I am so wrong
about the trick word Indians
So to the gallows


Now I assumed that
You are expert on all things
About Indians
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Reply #129 - Apr 28th, 2019 at 5:51pm
 
I would like to see
Election debate this way
Concise and to the point
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Reply #130 - Apr 28th, 2019 at 5:52pm
 
Quote:
Now I assumed that
You are expert on all things
About Indians


Smart on many things
Grammar was not e'er of them
So hang the Aussie
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Reply #131 - Apr 28th, 2019 at 5:55pm
 
Notice how Haiku
Can bring us all together
In a civil way?  Grin
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Reply #132 - Apr 28th, 2019 at 6:22pm
 
Gordon wrote on Apr 28th, 2019 at 5:51pm:
I would like to see
Election debate this way
Concise and to the point


Canadian Yids.

Dirty, vile Curry-shtters.

We are all one, no?
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Reply #133 - Apr 28th, 2019 at 6:25pm
 
Setanta wrote on Apr 28th, 2019 at 5:55pm:
Notice how Haiku
Can bring us all together
In a civil way?  Grin


Aussies, Muslims, all.

Even the tinted races.

Setanta agrees.
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Re: The Little Thread of Haiku
Reply #134 - Apr 28th, 2019 at 6:38pm
 
Karnal wrote on Apr 28th, 2019 at 6:25pm:
Setanta wrote on Apr 28th, 2019 at 5:55pm:
Notice how Haiku
Can bring us all together
In a civil way?  Grin


Aussies, Muslims, all.

Even the tinted races.

Setanta agrees.


Like a neenish tart
The chocolate and vanilla
Perfect harmony
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