Australian Politics Forum - The Little Thread of Haiku

AiA Gold Member Offline Posts: 18405 Gender:	Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Reply #90 - Apr 28^th, 2019 at 4:54am Setanta wrote on Apr 28^th, 2019 at 1:00am: Karnal wrote on Apr 28^th, 2019 at 12:51am: I see. Culture, is it? Those Mongols can't count for sht. Correlation, no? You don't seem able Trisomy 21, eh? Monk's mongs disorder? Monk's mongs disorder. Trisomy 21? No. Bestiality.
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Mr Hammer Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 25212 Gender:	Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Reply #91 - Apr 28^th, 2019 at 9:36am These haikus are s.h.i.t Especially Karnal's Aussie's blow as well.
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Karnal Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 95035 Gender:	Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Reply #92 - Apr 28^th, 2019 at 2:46pm Not at all, Homo. Basic literacy, no? Speaka da English?
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Aussie Gold Member Offline OzPolitic Posts: 38507 Gender:	Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Reply #93 - Apr 28^th, 2019 at 3:36pm I think I will turn Japanese I really think so, ta da da!
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Gordon Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 20465 Gordon Gender:	Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Reply #94 - Apr 28^th, 2019 at 3:43pm Japs smell much better Than Indians dirty yuck Their food doesn't stink
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Laugh till you cry Gold Member Online Posts: 16401 In your happy place Gender:	Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Reply #95 - Apr 28^th, 2019 at 3:52pm AiA wrote on Apr 26^th, 2019 at 11:24pm: Portable curry Eaten between taking fares A turd left behind Silver-maned, Chez Gordon lodger; spake unto the throngs of gaping Gordonists; No turd will live in poverty.
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Aussie Gold Member Offline OzPolitic Posts: 38507 Gender:	Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Reply #96 - Apr 28^th, 2019 at 4:05pm Gordon wrote on Apr 28^th, 2019 at 3:43pm: Japs smell much better Than Indians dirty yuck Their food doesn't stink Haiku fail.
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Aussie Gold Member Offline OzPolitic Posts: 38507 Gender:	Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Reply #97 - Apr 28^th, 2019 at 4:06pm Laugh till you cry wrote on Apr 28^th, 2019 at 3:52pm: AiA wrote on Apr 26^th, 2019 at 11:24pm: Portable curry Eaten between taking fares A turd left behind Silver-maned, Chez Gordon lodger; spake unto the throngs of gaping Gordonists; No turd will live in poverty. Haiku fail.
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Re: The Little Thread of Haiku
Reply #98 - Apr 28^th, 2019 at 4:07pm

Laugh till you cry wrote on Apr 28^th, 2019 at 3:52pm:

AiA wrote on Apr 26^th, 2019 at 11:24pm:

Portable curry
Eaten between taking fares
A turd left behind

Silver-maned, Chez Gordon lodger;
spake unto the throngs of gaping Gordonists;
No turd will live in poverty.

Laugh is Aussie's gimp
Lives in his long drop dunny
Feeds upon his turds

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Aussie Gold Member Offline OzPolitic Posts: 38507 Gender:	Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Reply #99 - Apr 28^th, 2019 at 4:10pm Aussie has no gimp Gordon lives in the basement of the AiA
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Gordon Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 20465 Gordon Gender:	Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Reply #100 - Apr 28^th, 2019 at 4:16pm Aussie wrote on Apr 28^th, 2019 at 4:10pm: Aussie has no gimp Gordon lives in the basement of AiA Early to be drunk Last line adds up to be 4 Get off the bundy
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Aussie Gold Member Offline OzPolitic Posts: 38507 Gender:	Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Reply #101 - Apr 28^th, 2019 at 4:19pm No Bundy for me It never attracted me Not one cake for you
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Aussie Gold Member Offline OzPolitic Posts: 38507 Gender:	Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Reply #102 - Apr 28^th, 2019 at 4:21pm Note my late edit fixing a minor problem not one cake for you
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Gordon Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 20465 Gordon Gender:	Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Reply #103 - Apr 28^th, 2019 at 4:26pm Aussie wrote on Apr 28^th, 2019 at 4:21pm: Note my late edit fixing a minor problem not one cake for you You only fixed it After I pointed it out Have dementia yes?
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Aussie Gold Member Offline OzPolitic Posts: 38507 Gender:	Re: The Little Thread of Haiku Reply #104 - Apr 28^th, 2019 at 4:34pm Hell will freeze over the day I have any regard for a bloke like you
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