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AiA Gold Member Offline Posts: 18405 Gender:	Sex as a Political Issue May 19^th, 2019 at 9:14am Someone had sex with Amy Schumer and got her pregnant. As long as men are willing to have sex with that, the issue will always be political.
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Re: Sex as a Political Issue
Reply #1 - May 19^th, 2019 at 9:19am

How much time per day do you spend having sex

how much time do you spend commuting to work, etc

how much time do you spend socialising

how much time do you spend online

how much time do you spend earning your living

how much time do you spend on hobbies and interests

how much time do you spend preparing food

how much time do you spend cleaning yourself and your abode

etc

way too much emphasis on sex and its driven by the sex lobby

sex is a minor element in everyday life

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Jasin Gold Member Offline Posts: 47295 Gender:	Re: Sex as a Political Issue Reply #2 - May 19^th, 2019 at 10:42pm American Media - the Sex Addicted. ...no wonder Politics runs the nation.
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Re: Sex as a Political Issue
Reply #3 - May 20^th, 2019 at 8:48am

Sex is an issue in every part of life.....

As for politics - women use it - heard of 'the elephant in the room'? Some women exploit it in politics to demand and get preference (one of Labor's serious deficiencies is giving in to the pussy). Some men see it as a right accorded to 'power' and of course money that is so available in politics.... and as some sort of reward for their 'hard work and long hours'.... Roll Eyes

Of COURSE sex is an issue in politics... but it's more than Bill and a cigar...

Keep it to yourself or keep it in your pants - it's so common amongst humans that it is unworthy of the time to discuss... Roll Eyes

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The Reboot Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 628 None of your damn business Gender:	Re: Sex as a Political Issue Reply #4 - May 20^th, 2019 at 11:46am AiA wrote on May 19^th, 2019 at 9:14am: Someone had sex with Amy Schumer and got her pregnant. As long as men are willing to have sex with that, the issue will always be political. https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-ZBniDb-2qgU/Vly9kN7mDEI/AAAAAAAHgEw/apOmKlCrG9Y/s1600... She's alright... with a paper bag.
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Re: Sex as a Political Issue
Reply #5 - May 20^th, 2019 at 1:22pm

The Reboot wrote on May 20^th, 2019 at 11:46am:

AiA wrote on May 19^th, 2019 at 9:14am:

Someone had sex with Amy Schumer and got her pregnant. As long as men are willing to have sex with that, the issue will always be political.

https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-ZBniDb-2qgU/Vly9kN7mDEI/AAAAAAAHgEw/apOmKlCrG9Y/s1600...

She's alright... with a paper bag.

Are you a lesbian? Which one of you would wear the bag?

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Reply #6 - May 20^th, 2019 at 4:52pm

There was a Lebanese Bus Driver in Sydney. Appeared on some 'Current Affairs' type program.
Was a father to something like 40 kids via women who asked him to be their 'sperm donor' (naturally).
White Aussie 'career' women, who just needed the 'sperm' when in their late 30's/early 40's.
Found him a nice guy and got his wife's consent.

I wonder if he used a paper bag too? Huh

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Re: Sex as a Political Issue
Reply #7 - May 21^st, 2019 at 11:32am

Laugh till you cry wrote on May 20^th, 2019 at 1:22pm:

The Reboot wrote on May 20^th, 2019 at 11:46am:

AiA wrote on May 19^th, 2019 at 9:14am:

Someone had sex with Amy Schumer and got her pregnant. As long as men are willing to have sex with that, the issue will always be political.

https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-ZBniDb-2qgU/Vly9kN7mDEI/AAAAAAAHgEw/apOmKlCrG9Y/s1600...

She's alright... with a paper bag.

Are you a lesbian? Which one of you would wear the bag?

Yep. And both.. in case one falls off.

Jasin wrote on May 20^th, 2019 at 4:52pm:

There was a Lebanese Bus Driver in Sydney. Appeared on some 'Current Affairs' type program.
Was a father to something like 40 kids via women who asked him to be their 'sperm donor' (naturally).
White Aussie 'career' women, who just needed the 'sperm' when in their late 30's/early 40's.
Found him a nice guy and got his wife's consent.

I wonder if he used a paper bag too? Huh

Don't they normally just jerk off in a cup?

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Re: Sex as a Political Issue
Reply #8 - May 21^st, 2019 at 11:38am

Jasin wrote on May 20^th, 2019 at 4:52pm:

There was a Lebanese Bus Driver in Sydney. Appeared on some 'Current Affairs' type program.
Was a father to something like 40 kids via women who asked him to be their 'sperm donor' (naturally).
White Aussie 'career' women, who just needed the 'sperm' when in their late 30's/early 40's.
Found him a nice guy and got his wife's consent.

I wonder if he used a paper bag too? Huh

I wasn't even aware that there were Lebanese buses in Sydney.

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Re: Sex as a Political Issue
Reply #9 - May 21^st, 2019 at 11:45am

The Reboot wrote on May 21^st, 2019 at 11:32am:

Laugh till you cry wrote on May 20^th, 2019 at 1:22pm:

The Reboot wrote on May 20^th, 2019 at 11:46am:

AiA wrote on May 19^th, 2019 at 9:14am:

Someone had sex with Amy Schumer and got her pregnant. As long as men are willing to have sex with that, the issue will always be political.

https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-ZBniDb-2qgU/Vly9kN7mDEI/AAAAAAAHgEw/apOmKlCrG9Y/s1600...

She's alright... with a paper bag.

Are you a lesbian? Which one of you would wear the bag?

Yep. And both.. in case one falls off.

Grin

I wear one just to have a flog. Cheesy

Jasin wrote on May 20^th, 2019 at 4:52pm:

There was a Lebanese Bus Driver in Sydney. Appeared on some 'Current Affairs' type program.
Was a father to something like 40 kids via women who asked him to be their 'sperm donor' (naturally).
White Aussie 'career' women, who just needed the 'sperm' when in their late 30's/early 40's.
Found him a nice guy and got his wife's consent.

I wonder if he used a paper bag too? Huh

Don't they normally just jerk off in a cup?

Normally they do via the Albury Sperm Bank.
But there are quite a number of males who 'do the deed' naturally. I remember one female friend co-worker who sized me up to be her sperm donor but went for a Black Man instead, eventually.
A neighbour who did it naturally with her best friend's husband, because her friend couldn't fall pregnant even with IVF.
The 'natural' conception is far better than the costly IVF which has a high chance of 'abnormalities' in the child and I've seen a few of those.
I've had a few male friends who have said "No" to doing such for women, as well. It's not an easy thing to do although it is the best way to do it.
Hell, I know a married hetero couple who the wife puts a pillow over her husband's face when they do it. Grin

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PZ547 Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 9282 Gender:	Re: Sex as a Political Issue Reply #10 - May 21^st, 2019 at 12:10pm Doubt any of you guys would kick her out of bed so what's this misogynistic thread supposed to be about?
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Jasin Gold Member Offline Posts: 47295 Gender:	Re: Sex as a Political Issue Reply #11 - May 21^st, 2019 at 12:54pm PZ547 wrote on May 21^st, 2019 at 12:10pm: Doubt any of you guys would kick her out of bed so what's this misogynistic thread supposed to be about? Don't know either - sex is so distracting, no?
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Re: Sex as a Political Issue
Reply #12 - May 21^st, 2019 at 1:04pm

Jasin wrote on May 21^st, 2019 at 12:54pm:

PZ547 wrote on May 21^st, 2019 at 12:10pm:

Doubt any of you guys would kick her out of bed so what's this misogynistic thread supposed to be about?

Don't know either - sex is so distracting, no? Huh

The photo and OP seems to bear little relationship to the thread title

Female monkeys/apes have been observed by Attenborough types to present their rear end as distraction in order to snatch and eat the banana which the male of the species would otherwise have owned

so yeah, distraction is what it's all about

but a photo of Schumer with the title 'Sex as a Political Issue' ? Followed by the female OP tipping chit on Schumer like a bitch, based purely on Schumer's appearance?

It's like something out of Cosmopolitan 1969

and if truth be told, Schumer looks better in that photo than in any other I've seen of her

she has good legs
gut only wrinkled because of her posture/position
great hair
pretty face
and a seeming lack of conceit

sex as a political issue is two lesbian prossies working the street with dumb ape-men paying money they don't have. That's exploitation in all directions but everyone gets a bit of what they're searching for

sex as a political issue? Time we moved on from Cosmo 1969

better still, time for the robots

and put what remains of the human race in zoos

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Re: Sex as a Political Issue
Reply #13 - May 21^st, 2019 at 1:10pm

PZ547 wrote on May 21^st, 2019 at 1:04pm:

Jasin wrote on May 21^st, 2019 at 12:54pm:

PZ547 wrote on May 21^st, 2019 at 12:10pm:

Doubt any of you guys would kick her out of bed so what's this misogynistic thread supposed to be about?

Don't know either - sex is so distracting, no? Huh

The photo and OP seems to bear little relationship to the thread title

Female monkeys/apes have been observed by Attenborough types to present their rear end as distraction in order to snatch and eat the banana which the male of the species would otherwise have owned

so yeah, distraction is what it's all about

but a photo of Schumer with the title 'Sex as a Political Issue' ? Followed by the female OP tipping chit on Schumer like a bitch, based purely on Schumer's appearance?

It's like something out of Cosmopolitan 1969

and if truth be told, Schumer looks better in that photo than in any other I've seen of her

she has good legs
gut only wrinkled because of her posture/position
great hair
pretty face
and a seeming lack of conceit

sex as a political issue is two lesbian prossies working the street with dumb ape-men paying money they don't have. That's exploitation in all directions but everyone gets a bit of what they're searching for

sex as a political issue? Time we moved on from Cosmo 1969

better still, time for the robots

and put what remains of the human race in zoos

That, my friend.
Might one day be true. Wink

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Re: Sex as a Political Issue
Reply #14 - May 21^st, 2019 at 1:13pm

Jasin wrote on May 21^st, 2019 at 1:10pm:

PZ547 wrote on May 21^st, 2019 at 1:04pm:

Jasin wrote on May 21^st, 2019 at 12:54pm:

PZ547 wrote on May 21^st, 2019 at 12:10pm:

Doubt any of you guys would kick her out of bed so what's this misogynistic thread supposed to be about?

Don't know either - sex is so distracting, no? Huh

The photo and OP seems to bear little relationship to the thread title

Female monkeys/apes have been observed by Attenborough types to present their rear end as distraction in order to snatch and eat the banana which the male of the species would otherwise have owned

so yeah, distraction is what it's all about

but a photo of Schumer with the title 'Sex as a Political Issue' ? Followed by the female OP tipping chit on Schumer like a bitch, based purely on Schumer's appearance?

It's like something out of Cosmopolitan 1969

and if truth be told, Schumer looks better in that photo than in any other I've seen of her

she has good legs
gut only wrinkled because of her posture/position
great hair
pretty face
and a seeming lack of conceit

sex as a political issue is two lesbian prossies working the street with dumb ape-men paying money they don't have. That's exploitation in all directions but everyone gets a bit of what they're searching for

sex as a political issue? Time we moved on from Cosmo 1969

better still, time for the robots

and [highlight]put what remains of the human race in zoos[/highlight]

That, my friend.
Might one day be true. Wink

I'd weep if it happened, though

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