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I didnt hit her..
Oct 24th, 2019 at 7:25pm
 
went to fill up the old camry picked a bad time about 4.35ishpm....of course two cars waiting to get in the driveway  one on otherside of road with his right blinker on  I am thinking I will let him go in before me... Smiley Smiley

see how sweet I can be? Smiley

there was a small car with front wheels on driveway and a 4x4 tank behind...the 4x4 started to turn more left as to get pst the first car.....which he did  he wanted the mechanic and not the bowser...in the mean time the car on the other side of the road...[blocking traffic] does a U turn..I thought he was giving up instead he turned into the first driveway that is more or less at the end of the bowsers... so a bit awkward...

anyway I pull up behind this small car still sitting there..I gave a small toot because while I thought all the bowsers were busy I could see now they were mostly empty....and she was waiting for this van to move.... which it finally did she pulled in and I pulled in right behind her... her car.[didnt get what is was about the size of a Golf] was covered in Praise the Lord  he will save us all... Roll Eyes Roll Eyes.. anyway she comes over to me and I said! why didnt you pass him   because she said in such a condescending tone  there wasnt room... Roll Eyes Roll Eyes.. what! I say... my car is bigger than yours and I could have passed him..

there wasnt room she moaned again in the same voice.....


I went back to filling my car.....I though good on you cods hitting a women of devotion would be so unbecoming in the local garage...

Smiley Smiley Smiley
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Reply #1 - Oct 24th, 2019 at 7:32pm
 
cods wrote on Oct 24th, 2019 at 7:25pm:
went to fill up the old camry picked a bad time about 4.35ishpm....of course two cars waiting to get in the driveway  one on otherside of road with his right blinker on  I am thinking I will let him go in before me... Smiley Smiley

see how sweet I can be? Smiley

there was a small car with front wheels on driveway and a 4x4 tank behind...the 4x4 started to turn more left as to get pst the first car.....which he did  he wanted the mechanic and not the bowser...in the mean time the car on the other side of the road...[blocking traffic] does a U turn..I thought he was giving up instead he turned into the first driveway that is more or less at the end of the bowsers... so a bit awkward...

anyway I pull up behind this small car still sitting there..I gave a small toot because while I thought all the bowsers were busy I could see now they were mostly empty....and she was waiting for this van to move.... which it finally did she pulled in and I pulled in right behind her... her car.[didnt get what is was about the size of a Golf] was covered in Praise the Lord  he will save us all... Roll Eyes Roll Eyes.. anyway she comes over to me and I said! why didnt you pass him   because she said in such a condescending tone  there wasnt room... Roll Eyes Roll Eyes.. what! I say... my car is bigger than yours and I could have passed him..

there wasnt room she moaned again in the same voice.....


I went back to filling my car.....I though good on you cods hitting a women of devotion would be so unbecoming in the local garage...

Smiley Smiley Smiley



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I though good on you cods hitting a women of devotion would be so unbecoming in the local garage...


Yes I agree, Just wait patiently till you catch her in the supermarket, then all is fair game.
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Reply #2 - Oct 24th, 2019 at 7:45pm
 
Dnarever wrote on Oct 24th, 2019 at 7:32pm:
cods wrote on Oct 24th, 2019 at 7:25pm:
went to fill up the old camry picked a bad time about 4.35ishpm....of course two cars waiting to get in the driveway  one on otherside of road with his right blinker on  I am thinking I will let him go in before me... Smiley Smiley

see how sweet I can be? Smiley

there was a small car with front wheels on driveway and a 4x4 tank behind...the 4x4 started to turn more left as to get pst the first car.....which he did  he wanted the mechanic and not the bowser...in the mean time the car on the other side of the road...[blocking traffic] does a U turn..I thought he was giving up instead he turned into the first driveway that is more or less at the end of the bowsers... so a bit awkward...

anyway I pull up behind this small car still sitting there..I gave a small toot because while I thought all the bowsers were busy I could see now they were mostly empty....and she was waiting for this van to move.... which it finally did she pulled in and I pulled in right behind her... her car.[didnt get what is was about the size of a Golf] was covered in Praise the Lord  he will save us all... Roll Eyes Roll Eyes.. anyway she comes over to me and I said! why didnt you pass him   because she said in such a condescending tone  there wasnt room... Roll Eyes Roll Eyes.. what! I say... my car is bigger than yours and I could have passed him..

there wasnt room she moaned again in the same voice.....


I went back to filling my car.....I though good on you cods hitting a women of devotion would be so unbecoming in the local garage...

Smiley Smiley Smiley



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I though good on you cods hitting a women of devotion would be so unbecoming in the local garage...


Yes I agree, Just wait patiently till you catch her in the supermarket, then all is fair game.



gosh you mean its ok to punch her lights out in ALDI....I didnt know that was acceptable...

I did notice the mess on the ground at the servo, and thought I dont want to roll around in that....she was also sort of hunched over.....maybe she already had her hand  ready to make a swing I hadnt thought of that  I seemed to tower over her... Smiley Smiley


bowser pumps  at the ready   in aisle 3 at ALDI. . Smiley Smiley
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Reply #3 - Oct 25th, 2019 at 9:41pm
 
yes you will get yours in the supermarket cods its all working out for you I feel sure about that-  loved your sweet demeanour and your great great atttiude
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Reply #4 - Oct 25th, 2019 at 9:58pm
 
dont eyeball me on a hot day... thats all I can say..

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Reply #5 - Oct 25th, 2019 at 10:23pm
 
a hot day- a good excuse to kill someone I say lol
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Reply #6 - Oct 25th, 2019 at 10:41pm
 
handbags at 10 paces.
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Reply #7 - Oct 26th, 2019 at 7:39am
 
Agnes wrote on Oct 25th, 2019 at 10:23pm:
a hot day- a good excuse to kill someone I say lol



I do change in the heat agnes.....


so dont mess with me on a hot day... Smileyrhino wrote on Oct 25th, 2019 at 10:41pm:
handbags at 10 paces.




more like walking stick  rhino... Grin Grin Grin
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