I met her in a club down in Old Granville where they drink lassi and they eat falafel... Fa fa fa falafel.
She walked up to me and she asked me to dance
I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said, Karnal.
Ka ka ka ka Karnal.
Well, I'm not the world's most physical guy
But when she squeezed me tight she nearly broke my spine
Oh my Karnal, Ka Ka Ka Ka Karnal
Well, I'm not dumb but I can't understand
Why she walked like a woman but talked like a man
Oh my Karnal, Ka Ka Ka Ka Karnal, Ka Ka Ka Ka Karnal
Well, we drank champagne and danced all night
Under electric candlelight
She picked me up and sat me on her knee
She said, "Little boy, won't you come home with me?"
Well, I'm not the world's most passionate guy
But when I Looked in her eyes
Well, I almost fell for my Karnal
Ka Ka Ka Ka Karnal, Ka Ka Ka Ka Karnal
Karnal, Ka Ka Ka Ka Karnal, Ka Ka Ka Ka Karnal
I pushed her away
I walked to the door
I fell to the floor
I got down on my knees
Then I Looked at her, and she at me
Well, that's the way that I want it to stay
And I always want it to be that way for my Karnal
Ka Ka Ka Ka Karnal
Girls will be boys, and boys will be girls
It's a mixed up, muddled up, shook up world
Except for Karnal
Ka Ka Ka Ka Karnal
Well, I'd left home just a week before
And I'd never ever kissed a woman before
But Karnal smiled and took me by the hand
She said, "Little boy, gonna make you a man"
Well, I'm not the world's most masculine man
But I know what I am and I'm glad I'm a man
And so is Karnal
Ka Ka Ka Ka Karnal, Ka Ka Ka Ka Karnal
Karnal, Ka Ka Ka Ka Karnal, Ka Ka Ka Ka Karnal
Karnal, Ka Ka Ka Ka Karnal, Ka Ka Ka Ka Karnal
Karnal, Ka Ka Ka Ka Karnal, Ka Ka Ka Ka Karnal
Karnal, Ka Ka Ka Ka Karnal, Ka Ka Ka Ka Karnal
Karnal, Ka Ka Ka Ka Karnal, Ka Ka Ka Ka Karnal