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Harvard
Tell you what, you anti-gun wafflers
break into my home with your gun or knife or garden hoe
give me a gun
and watch you back out fast
either you back out or you're a colander
Creep up behind me in a park with your knife
Give me a gun and I live, you die
then put the gun (or not) in your hand when there you are, cleaning the inside of your vehicle in your driveway
and mad Wayne comes racing up behind you
he's going to take your car, your phone, your money and your six year old grandson
and he will
because mad Wayne's been on the turps and any mind-bending substance he's been able to get his hands on today. He has the strength of ten men and a big knife in his hands
what ya gonna do? Call the police?
no you're not because mad Wayne's already stuck his knife in you and your car's leaving your driveway. Mad Wayne has plans for your grand daughter, just as soon as he's spent your money on his fix
you die there bleeding out on your newly pressure cleaned driveway
moaning … 'I'm dying. My grand daughter's going to suffer before she's killed too. Gee I wish I'd had a gun …. '
or … you've shot mad Wayne and your grand daughter is safe
but that's right. You don't believe you should be able to defend yourself against madmen, do you
Ok. You're dead then. And so is your grand daughter