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Re: Corona virus
Reply #1530 - Mar 5^th, 2020 at 6:48pm

Bobby. wrote on Mar 5^th, 2020 at 4:33pm:

greggerypeccary wrote on Mar 5^th, 2020 at 4:25pm:

Bobby. wrote on Mar 5^th, 2020 at 4:22pm:

Greggy - you'll be fine if you listen to Uncle Bobby.

Already you know that a trip on a train could cost you your life.

I catch the bus. 10 minute ride.

And I carry a roll of toilet paper with me, so there's nothing to worry about.

The trains & buses have been perfectly designed so that as many people
as possible get a virus if one person has it.
There is no fresh air and all the windows don't open.

There are two windows that open, high up and towards the rear of the bus.

I always sit in the seats under them and open the windows before I sit down.

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Setanta Gold Member Offline \/ Peace man! Posts: 16644 Northern NSW Gender:	Re: Corona virus Reply #1531 - Mar 5^th, 2020 at 6:49pm PZ547 wrote on Mar 5^th, 2020 at 6:47pm: does all this virus panic mean prince philip is dead but they kept it a secret? Nah, he's a reptilian alien, he'll survive.
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Reply #1532 - Mar 5^th, 2020 at 6:50pm

Gnads wrote on Mar 5^th, 2020 at 6:45pm:

Bobby. wrote on Mar 5^th, 2020 at 4:33pm:

greggerypeccary wrote on Mar 5^th, 2020 at 4:25pm:

Bobby. wrote on Mar 5^th, 2020 at 4:22pm:

Greggy - you'll be fine if you listen to Uncle Bobby.

Already you know that a trip on a train could cost you your life.

I catch the bus. 10 minute ride.

And I carry a roll of toilet paper with me, so there's nothing to worry about.

The trains & buses have been perfectly designed so that as many people
as possible get a virus if one person has it.
There is no fresh air and all the windows don't open.

durrrh ... they're air conditioned. For your comfort.

worried about public transport? don't bloody use it.

I only used a train once in the last 3 years.
I was crook with a bad cold for 2 weeks after it.

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Gnads Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 30110 Gender:	Re: Corona virus Reply #1533 - Mar 5^th, 2020 at 6:52pm Frank wrote on Mar 5^th, 2020 at 5:35pm: Chinks - don't eat bats, snakes, civet cats, tigers' balls, armadillos. It's disgusting and causes pandemics. Yeah they do ..... and you meant Pangolins not Armadillos.
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Re: Corona virus
Reply #1534 - Mar 5^th, 2020 at 6:57pm

greggerypeccary wrote on Mar 5^th, 2020 at 6:48pm:

Bobby. wrote on Mar 5^th, 2020 at 4:33pm:

greggerypeccary wrote on Mar 5^th, 2020 at 4:25pm:

Bobby. wrote on Mar 5^th, 2020 at 4:22pm:

Greggy - you'll be fine if you listen to Uncle Bobby.

Already you know that a trip on a train could cost you your life.

I catch the bus. 10 minute ride.

And I carry a roll of toilet paper with me, so there's nothing to worry about.

The trains & buses have been perfectly designed so that as many people
as possible get a virus if one person has it.
There is no fresh air and all the windows don't open.

There are two windows that open, high up and towards the rear of the bus.

I always sit in the seats under them and open the windows before I sit down.

Typical ...... adjust the temp for your own convenience & let the cool air out ....selfish bastard.

If I was sitting near you I'd tell you to shut them .. you ignoramus.

And you prattle on about the idiots selfishly panic buying?

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Re: Corona virus
Reply #1535 - Mar 5^th, 2020 at 7:03pm

Setanta wrote on Mar 5^th, 2020 at 6:49pm:

PZ547 wrote on Mar 5^th, 2020 at 6:47pm:

does all this virus panic mean prince philip is dead but they kept it a secret?

Nah, he's a reptilian alien, he'll survive.

yeah but remember

his ultimate wish thing was to return AS a VIRUS to crash world population

how long's it going to be before researchers find a grinning Philip skull head giving them the finger through their microscopes

bet they won't dare mention it

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Re: Corona virus
Reply #1536 - Mar 5^th, 2020 at 8:57pm

Gnads wrote on Mar 5^th, 2020 at 6:57pm:

greggerypeccary wrote on Mar 5^th, 2020 at 6:48pm:

Bobby. wrote on Mar 5^th, 2020 at 4:33pm:

greggerypeccary wrote on Mar 5^th, 2020 at 4:25pm:

Bobby. wrote on Mar 5^th, 2020 at 4:22pm:

Greggy - you'll be fine if you listen to Uncle Bobby.

Already you know that a trip on a train could cost you your life.

I catch the bus. 10 minute ride.

And I carry a roll of toilet paper with me, so there's nothing to worry about.

The trains & buses have been perfectly designed so that as many people
as possible get a virus if one person has it.
There is no fresh air and all the windows don't open.

There are two windows that open, high up and towards the rear of the bus.

I always sit in the seats under them and open the windows before I sit down.

Typical ...... adjust the temp for your own convenience & let the cool air out ....selfish bastard.

If I was sitting near you I'd tell you to shut them .. you ignoramus.

And you prattle on about the idiots selfishly panic buying?

You need fresh air in a bus.

I always open those windows if I can get a seat near one and, the other passengers are always grateful (most don't realise they can be opened).

Not sure about eastern states bus drivers, but the ones here don't know how to operate the air con and heating properly.

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Re: Corona virus
Reply #1537 - Mar 5^th, 2020 at 10:06pm

Setanta wrote on Mar 5^th, 2020 at 6:32pm:

Bobby. wrote on Mar 5^th, 2020 at 6:13pm:

PZ547 wrote on Mar 5^th, 2020 at 6:11pm:

Bobby. wrote on Mar 5^th, 2020 at 6:05pm:

Hi Nail,
maybe aeroplanes are perfect places to spread the virus?
No fresh air and so close to other people?

take a look at the other corona thread

Harvard expert says

LESS THAN 1%

Not for older people and especially men.
That means that I could very easily die from it.
At least I can say that I did some good for the world.

Real class. There was a need for that ?

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Re: Corona virus
Reply #1538 - Mar 5^th, 2020 at 11:32pm

Dnarever wrote on Mar 5^th, 2020 at 10:06pm:

Setanta wrote on Mar 5^th, 2020 at 6:32pm:

Bobby. wrote on Mar 5^th, 2020 at 6:13pm:

PZ547 wrote on Mar 5^th, 2020 at 6:11pm:

Bobby. wrote on Mar 5^th, 2020 at 6:05pm:

Hi Nail,
maybe aeroplanes are perfect places to spread the virus?
No fresh air and so close to other people?

take a look at the other corona thread

Harvard expert says

LESS THAN 1%

Not for older people and especially men.
That means that I could very easily die from it.
At least I can say that I did some good for the world.

Real class. There was a need for that ?

What else can you take from what he said, I just put his words onto a tombstone. Why so precious? Too soon?

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Johnnie Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 12485 Gender:	Re: Corona virus Reply #1539 - Mar 5^th, 2020 at 11:34pm Some Queer friends of mine have said that they wished the medical experts and politicians would had have come out and said its not a good time to get close together and hold hands or kiss, or be careful who you kiss until two days after the Mardi Gras, in Italy now they are going to play soccer without any spectators.
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Re: Corona virus
Reply #1540 - Mar 6^th, 2020 at 12:54am

Sir lastnail wrote on Mar 5^th, 2020 at 6:04pm:

Bobby. wrote on Mar 5^th, 2020 at 5:59pm:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-8074613/Coronavirus-fight-LOST-Leadin...

Coronavirus fight is LOST:

Leading scientist admits world tried 'very hard' to stop the outbreak but the battle is OVER as more than 80 countries have confirmed cases of the killer infection.

Professor Neil Ferguson, of Imperial College London, said global battle was lost
Added the UK was in the 'early stage' of an epidemic and said time is running out
Urged more drastic measures to contain virus on home soil and mitigate deaths.

The world's battle with coronavirus is now over, a leading scientist today declared amid the rampant spread of the deadly infection.

Professor Neil Ferguson, of Imperial College London, admitted the world 'tried very hard to stop this virus altogether' but had failed.

He told the BBC Today programme: 'You can see from the statistics, the number of countries affected that that battle is really over.'

More than 80 nations across the world have now confirmed cases of COVID-19, the disease caused by the coronavirus.

The Faroe Islands and Poland today became the latest countries to be struck – only a handful of European nations have not recorded cases.

Modern technology has allowed it to spread quickly across nations. In the old days it would have been contained to nations and would have taken a lot longer to spread by ships !!

The coronavirus battle was lost the day the first infected person in China boarded a plane and left the country.

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** Repeat Covid infections exercise our immune system in the same way that repeat concussions exercise our brain **

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Re: Corona virus
Reply #1541 - Mar 6^th, 2020 at 1:25am

Carl D wrote on Mar 6^th, 2020 at 12:54am:

Sir lastnail wrote on Mar 5^th, 2020 at 6:04pm:

Bobby. wrote on Mar 5^th, 2020 at 5:59pm:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-8074613/Coronavirus-fight-LOST-Leadin...

Coronavirus fight is LOST:

Leading scientist admits world tried 'very hard' to stop the outbreak but the battle is OVER as more than 80 countries have confirmed cases of the killer infection.

Professor Neil Ferguson, of Imperial College London, said global battle was lost
Added the UK was in the 'early stage' of an epidemic and said time is running out
Urged more drastic measures to contain virus on home soil and mitigate deaths.

The world's battle with coronavirus is now over, a leading scientist today declared amid the rampant spread of the deadly infection.

Professor Neil Ferguson, of Imperial College London, admitted the world 'tried very hard to stop this virus altogether' but had failed.

He told the BBC Today programme: 'You can see from the statistics, the number of countries affected that that battle is really over.'

More than 80 nations across the world have now confirmed cases of COVID-19, the disease caused by the coronavirus.

The Faroe Islands and Poland today became the latest countries to be struck – only a handful of European nations have not recorded cases.

Modern technology has allowed it to spread quickly across nations. In the old days it would have been contained to nations and would have taken a lot longer to spread by ships !!

The coronavirus battle was lost the day the first infected person in China boarded a plane and left the country.

It was lost the day the Chinese bat eating disease got out.

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Captain Caveman Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 6211 Gender:	Re: Corona virus Reply #1542 - Mar 6^th, 2020 at 4:28am PZ547 wrote on Mar 5^th, 2020 at 6:47pm: does all this virus panic mean prince philip is dead but they kept it a secret? We couldn't be that lucky. Maybe the mole in the throne too.
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Re: Corona virus
Reply #1543 - Mar 6^th, 2020 at 6:12am

Bobby. wrote on Mar 5^th, 2020 at 6:35pm:

Setanta wrote on Mar 5^th, 2020 at 6:32pm:

Bobby. wrote on Mar 5^th, 2020 at 6:13pm:

PZ547 wrote on Mar 5^th, 2020 at 6:11pm:

Bobby. wrote on Mar 5^th, 2020 at 6:05pm:

Hi Nail,
maybe aeroplanes are perfect places to spread the virus?
No fresh air and so close to other people?

take a look at the other corona thread

Harvard expert says

LESS THAN 1%

Not for older people and especially men.
That means that I could very easily die from it.
At least I can say that I did some good for the world.

That's not funny Set.
Within 3 months we may not all be here on Ozpolitic.
I know that I did my best.

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Captain Caveman Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 6211 Gender:	Re: Corona virus Reply #1544 - Mar 6^th, 2020 at 6:57am Bobby....if the virus doesn't get you I garrantee something else will.
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