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Jan 31^st, 2020 at 6:14am

Trump Denied E. Jean Carroll's Sexual Assault Allegation. Now She Wants His DNA

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She wrote that Trump pushed down her tights and, “forcing his fingers around my private area, thrusts his penis halfway — or completely, I’m not certain — inside me.”

https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/z3bm58/trump-denied-e-jean-carrolls-sexual-as...

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aquascoot Gold Member Online Australian Politics Posts: 34273 Gender:	Re: TRUMP'S DNA WANTED Reply #1 - Jan 31^st, 2020 at 6:21am I would imagine that the president's DNA would be in high demand amongst women seeking artificial insemination Trump should start a business selling this prized sperm Listed on the stock exchange and help the Dow climb to even diziay heights
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Reply #2 - Jan 31^st, 2020 at 7:19am

aquascoot wrote on Jan 31^st, 2020 at 6:21am:

I would imagine that the president's DNA would be in high demand amongst women seeking artificial insemination

Trump should start a business selling this prized sperm

Listed on the stock exchange and help the Dow climb to even diziay heights

That's right. This woman should be grateful she got some hard Donald cock inside her. Doesn't look like she's had much since.

The Donald should go back and give her some more for old time's sake. Do her a favour, Mr President.

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Reply #3 - Jan 31^st, 2020 at 7:33am

Karnal wrote on Jan 31^st, 2020 at 7:19am:

aquascoot wrote on Jan 31^st, 2020 at 6:21am:

I would imagine that the president's DNA would be in high demand amongst women seeking artificial insemination

Trump should start a business selling this prized sperm

Listed on the stock exchange and help the Dow climb to even diziay heights

That's right. This woman should be grateful she got some hard Donald cock inside her. Doesn't look like she's had much since.

The Donald should go back and give her some more for old time's sake. Do her a favour, Mr President.

Let's don't jump to conclusions about Donald's "hard" cock: she isn't sure how far he penetrated her ...

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Reply #4 - Jan 31^st, 2020 at 8:24am

AiA wrote on Jan 31^st, 2020 at 7:33am:

Karnal wrote on Jan 31^st, 2020 at 7:19am:

aquascoot wrote on Jan 31^st, 2020 at 6:21am:

I would imagine that the president's DNA would be in high demand amongst women seeking artificial insemination

Trump should start a business selling this prized sperm

Listed on the stock exchange and help the Dow climb to even diziay heights

That's right. This woman should be grateful she got some hard Donald cock inside her. Doesn't look like she's had much since.

The Donald should go back and give her some more for old time's sake. Do her a favour, Mr President.

Let's don't jump to conclusions about Donald's "hard" cock: she isn't sure how far he penetrated her ...

True, but he did inseminate her. He then talked her into aborting.

Mr Trump, you see, was pro-choice back then.

But what a waste, eh? That's prize sperm. Mr Trump could have sold that for $200,000, maybe more.

Aquascoot should know. He's good with figures.

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Reply #5 - Jan 31^st, 2020 at 8:37am

aquascoot wrote on Jan 31^st, 2020 at 6:21am:

I would imagine that the president's DNA would be in high demand amongst women seeking artificial insemination

Trump should start a business selling this prized sperm

Listed on the stock exchange and help the Dow climb to even diziay heights

Indeed.

Within a few years there might be hundreds of these running around:

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Reply #6 - Jan 31^st, 2020 at 11:19am

greggerypeccary wrote on Jan 31^st, 2020 at 8:37am:

aquascoot wrote on Jan 31^st, 2020 at 6:21am:

I would imagine that the president's DNA would be in high demand amongst women seeking artificial insemination

Trump should start a business selling this prized sperm

Listed on the stock exchange and help the Dow climb to even diziay heights

Indeed.

Within a few years there might be hundreds of these running around:

https://www.snopes.com/tachyon/2017/07/trumpsons.jpg

They're prize-winning geldings, Greggery. If we had more of them, we'd have a lot more people growing up in penthouses and limousines, that's for sure.

That's the "evolutionary blowtorch" for you. Apart from the bone-spur gene, those two specimens are genetically perfect.

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chimera Gold Member Online Australian Politics Posts: 10876 armidale Gender:	Re: TRUMP'S DNA WANTED Reply #7 - Jan 31^st, 2020 at 11:31am Quote: If we had more of them, we'd have a lot more people growing up in penthouses and limousines, that's for sure. "Wanna loan . For pantshouse. Today". "Certainly, does your father have collateral". ------ "Collateral. Guarantee for the loan". "Yeah. Sure. He got Treasury. yuk yuk".
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Reply #8 - Jan 31^st, 2020 at 5:05pm

chimera wrote on Jan 31^st, 2020 at 11:31am:

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If we had more of them, we'd have a lot more people growing up in penthouses and limousines, that's for sure.

"Wanna loan . For pantshouse. Today".
"Certainly, does your father have collateral".
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"Collateral. Guarantee for the loan".
"Yeah. Sure. He got Treasury. yuk yuk".

No, that's what Hunter Biden does with his kids.

Mr Trump has always wanted his children to make their own way in the world. Look at Ivanka - she's created 28 million jobs in the past year alone, and not a scrap of help from Dad.

That's what we mean by the "evolutionary blowtorch". You leftards wouldn't understand.

You only make $42,000 a year.

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Reply #10 - Jan 31^st, 2020 at 5:20pm

greggerypeccary wrote on Jan 31^st, 2020 at 8:37am:

aquascoot wrote on Jan 31^st, 2020 at 6:21am:

I would imagine that the president's DNA would be in high demand amongst women seeking artificial insemination

Trump should start a business selling this prized sperm

Listed on the stock exchange and help the Dow climb to even diziay heights

Indeed.

Within a few years there might be hundreds of these running around:

https://www.snopes.com/tachyon/2017/07/trumpsons.jpg

They actually look like their mother, Ivana. Slavic, like you, Turd.

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Reply #11 - Jan 31^st, 2020 at 5:31pm

Frank wrote on Jan 31^st, 2020 at 5:20pm:

greggerypeccary wrote on Jan 31^st, 2020 at 8:37am:

aquascoot wrote on Jan 31^st, 2020 at 6:21am:

I would imagine that the president's DNA would be in high demand amongst women seeking artificial insemination

Trump should start a business selling this prized sperm

Listed on the stock exchange and help the Dow climb to even diziay heights

Indeed.

Within a few years there might be hundreds of these running around:

https://www.snopes.com/tachyon/2017/07/trumpsons.jpg

They actually look like their mother, Ivana. Slavic, like you, Turd.

Quite inferior to the Teutonic races, old boy. Under the Slav is the Gypsy and the Jew. Then there's the tinted races, the Muselman and his cousin, the Jiggaboo.

It's perfectly scientific. Ask Greggery for his scull measurements and a stool sample.

Evidence, innit.

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Reply #12 - Jan 31^st, 2020 at 7:02pm

Karnal wrote on Jan 31^st, 2020 at 5:31pm:

Frank wrote on Jan 31^st, 2020 at 5:20pm:

greggerypeccary wrote on Jan 31^st, 2020 at 8:37am:

aquascoot wrote on Jan 31^st, 2020 at 6:21am:

I would imagine that the president's DNA would be in high demand amongst women seeking artificial insemination

Trump should start a business selling this prized sperm

Listed on the stock exchange and help the Dow climb to even diziay heights

Indeed.

Within a few years there might be hundreds of these running around:

https://www.snopes.com/tachyon/2017/07/trumpsons.jpg

They actually look like their mother, Ivana. Slavic, like you, Turd.

Quite inferior to the Teutonic races, old boy. Under the Slav is the Gypsy and the Jew. Then there's the tinted races, the Muselman and his cousin, the Jiggaboo.

It's perfectly scientific. Ask Greggery for his scull measurements and a stool sample.

Evidence, innit.

Trump's artificial german DNA could be a collectable. In theory he may not even be related to himself.

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chimera Gold Member Online Australian Politics Posts: 10876 armidale Gender:	Re: TRUMP'S DNA WANTED Reply #13 - Jan 31^st, 2020 at 7:49pm Probably not , everything he owns is his father's.
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Reply #14 - Jan 31^st, 2020 at 8:19pm

Frank wrote on Jan 31^st, 2020 at 5:20pm:

greggerypeccary wrote on Jan 31^st, 2020 at 8:37am:

aquascoot wrote on Jan 31^st, 2020 at 6:21am:

I would imagine that the president's DNA would be in high demand amongst women seeking artificial insemination

Trump should start a business selling this prized sperm

Listed on the stock exchange and help the Dow climb to even diziay heights

Indeed.

Within a few years there might be hundreds of these running around:

https://www.snopes.com/tachyon/2017/07/trumpsons.jpg

They actually look like their mother, Ivana. Slavic, like you, Turd.

Slavic? They look more like rejects from the hollows of the Appalachians.

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