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Reply #15 - Mar 3^rd, 2020 at 4:37pm

cods wrote on Mar 3^rd, 2020 at 4:31pm:

Redmond Neck wrote on Mar 3^rd, 2020 at 4:27pm:

cods wrote on Mar 3^rd, 2020 at 4:25pm:

Gordon wrote on Mar 3^rd, 2020 at 3:59pm:

Have a read of this, Red. Tell us what helped Australia have less deaths then elsewhere.

https://www.smh.com.au/national/deadly-and-disruptive-flu-outbreak-in-1919-instr...

dont PANIC....its the last thing we need to do.....

no kissing no handshaking no high fives....I am happy to go along with that... but wall to wall toilet paper... I dont think so.

Err keep me in mind cods....I do free delivery in Canberra!

I will red I will have you alerted Nef?....

or we could come to yours... Grin

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I have my 16 yr old grandson living with me at the moment and blimey does the toilet paper disappear..

I will alert Nef cods, dont tell Aussie as he is a bit anti Nef I think!

Dont worry about the grandson at least he has a clean bottom!

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Redmond Neck Gold Member Offline OzPolitic Posts: 21732 ACT Gender:	Re: Hows the panic buying going? Reply #16 - Mar 3^rd, 2020 at 4:39pm Gordon wrote on Mar 3^rd, 2020 at 3:59pm: Have a read of this, Red. Tell us what helped Australia have less deaths then elsewhere. https://www.smh.com.au/national/deadly-and-disruptive-flu-outbreak-in-1919-instr... I did read it a couple of times and am not sure of your point Gordy? Please explain!
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Reply #17 - Mar 3^rd, 2020 at 4:47pm

greggerypeccary wrote on Mar 3^rd, 2020 at 4:04pm:

Redmond Neck wrote on Mar 3^rd, 2020 at 3:42pm:

Coronavirus is causing massive panic buying of toilet paper!

From my limited observations, hand sanitiser seems to be sold out everywhere - that's for sure.

There was plenty of toilet paper and water on the shelves of the Woolworths store I visited this morning though.

I haven't seen any panic buying myself, but I'm sure there are idiots out there doing it.

As long as they don't get all crazy and start pushing in front of queues, they can do what they like.

I'm sure I'll survive by doing what I've always done (in regards to shopping).

Expressed my disgust to the woke checkout guy earlier. He agreed. Big Name supermarket chain withholding restocking, which is usually underway at this time of night, to fuel the panic buying

Big surprise, all those old women with religious earrings, medallions, the lot, shotting themselves at the thought of going to their god and bulk buying el cheapo canned goods, pasta etc. to see them through the manufactured crisis Grin

now they'll have to store it for months and eat it Cheesy

before it's filled with weavils

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Reply #18 - Mar 3^rd, 2020 at 4:58pm

Redmond Neck wrote on Mar 3^rd, 2020 at 4:39pm:

Gordon wrote on Mar 3^rd, 2020 at 3:59pm:

Have a read of this, Red. Tell us what helped Australia have less deaths then elsewhere.

https://www.smh.com.au/national/deadly-and-disruptive-flu-outbreak-in-1919-instr...

I did read it a couple of times and am not sure of your point Gordy?

Please explain!

Social distancing is the key to slow it spreading and what helped keep death rates lower in Australia. Not having to go to the shops every day is a form of social distancing.

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Reply #20 - Mar 3^rd, 2020 at 5:06pm

Gordon wrote on Mar 3^rd, 2020 at 4:58pm:

Redmond Neck wrote on Mar 3^rd, 2020 at 4:39pm:

Gordon wrote on Mar 3^rd, 2020 at 3:59pm:

Have a read of this, Red. Tell us what helped Australia have less deaths then elsewhere.

https://www.smh.com.au/national/deadly-and-disruptive-flu-outbreak-in-1919-instr...

I did read it a couple of times and am not sure of your point Gordy?

Please explain!

Social distancing is the key to slow it spreading and what helped keep death rates lower in Australia. Not having to go to the shops every day is a form of social distancing.

Thanks Gordy, Yes I see your point

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Reply #21 - Mar 3^rd, 2020 at 5:06pm

Aussie wrote on Mar 3^rd, 2020 at 5:03pm:

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Expressed my disgust to the woke checkout guy earlier.

What is a woke checkout guy?

you know .. woke (it's an umbrella term which encompasses billions of the entitled with chips on their shoulders whilst under the belief they are the answer to everything. And those who have to ask are consigned to Boomer ville … which is an umbrella term for anyone over 25 who owns a clean handkerchief and a box of matches … which the woke believe were stolen from them by said Boomers .. whom the woke are praying to an assortment of sigil-inspired gods so that corona will kill them all which in turn will return property to $100 per house in which they plan to live whilst drawing UGE amounts of welfare sufficient to keep them in avocados and quinea) I think

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Reply #23 - Mar 3^rd, 2020 at 5:09pm

Gordon wrote on Mar 3^rd, 2020 at 5:07pm:

Will Aussie upload a YouTube tutorial on what to do if we run out of toilet paper?

no doubt there will be protests in the street

it's just not on …. no toilet paper !

sooner they get rid of OLD politicians, the better. It's OLD politicians who've crippled the supply of toilet paper. And not just any toilet paper. They want fluffy with kittens on the packet type toilet paper

what sort of first world country doesn't have copious stockpiles of toilet paper Smiley

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Redmond Neck Gold Member Offline OzPolitic Posts: 21732 ACT Gender:	Re: Hows the panic buying going? Reply #24 - Mar 3^rd, 2020 at 5:10pm Gordon wrote on Mar 3^rd, 2020 at 5:07pm: Will Aussie upload a YouTube tutorial on what to do if we run out of toilet paper? His Indian drivers will have solutions for a quick crap on the footpath, probably using sticks or fingers
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Reply #25 - Mar 3^rd, 2020 at 5:14pm

Redmond Neck wrote on Mar 3^rd, 2020 at 5:10pm:

Gordon wrote on Mar 3^rd, 2020 at 5:07pm:

Will Aussie upload a YouTube tutorial on what to do if we run out of toilet paper?

His Indian drivers will have solutions for a quick crap on the footpath, probably using sticks or fingers

Aussie's an ethical employer. He buys his cabbies adult diapers so they can do a 30 hour shift without leaving the cab.

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Reply #26 - Mar 3^rd, 2020 at 5:16pm

Redmond Neck wrote on Mar 3^rd, 2020 at 5:10pm:

Gordon wrote on Mar 3^rd, 2020 at 5:07pm:

Will Aussie upload a YouTube tutorial on what to do if we run out of toilet paper?

His Indian drivers will have solutions for a quick crap on the footpath, probably using sticks or fingers

what about leaves and bark? Are they acceptable?

I suggest everyone start shotting on footpaths

assimilation, init

sub continental uber drivers do it on footpaths and in alcoves at Sydney airport. It was 'in the news' before Christmas

if random Aussies do it, it might get the whore media to quit ramping up the corona panic

We used to have one here. She wasn't fussy. Did a massive dump right at the main lights a few months ago. Place stank to high heaven. She does it in front of restaurants so the owners will come out and hand her a tenner

Italian wreck whose family refuse to have anything more to do with her. She's scary as hell, but loosers are said to stagger out of the pub and give her a tenner too … in return for whatever they catch

maybe corona will free us of our inhibitions

show those in-blowers that we can do it too

see how they like it

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Reply #27 - Mar 3^rd, 2020 at 5:16pm

"newspaper ink raise a lot of health concerns since the ink contains “multiple bioactive” materials with known negative health effects. . ink contains amoratic hydrocarbons and naphthylamine. “These chemical reagents are suspected to cause lung and bladder cancer among people with long term exposure to newspaper inks.”

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Reply #28 - Mar 3^rd, 2020 at 5:19pm

chimera wrote on Mar 3^rd, 2020 at 5:16pm:

"newspaper ink raise a lot of health concerns since the ink contains “multiple bioactive” materials with known negative health effects. . ink contains amoratic hydrocarbons and naphthylamine. “These chemical reagents are suspected to cause lung and bladder cancer among people with long term exposure to newspaper inks.”

that's the claim

but it's still used in the rural sector and haven't seen anywhere that they're dying from bum cancer

I'm sort of looking forward to seeing the collapse of society with oldies and mums etc. pulling down their drawers on the street and asking randoms to kindly hand them that Twisties from the gutter, thanks very much .. caught short, you know, and with the water being turned off and no electricity or goods in the shops .. well, needs must, etc

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Redmond Neck Gold Member Offline OzPolitic Posts: 21732 ACT Gender:	Re: Hows the panic buying going? Reply #29 - Mar 3^rd, 2020 at 5:22pm Anyway guys if you get caught so to speak give me a call!
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