Australia's claim to fame
toilet paper panic

eleven foot tall female stormed up huffing and puffing while the shop assistant was assisting me with something else
and began ranting about toilet paper
how she had NO toilet paper at home
'It's not fair' she choked
she claimed she'd seen 'some people' departing the store with 'stacks' of loo paper
Never mind the rudeness in interrupting
she demanded the shop assistant depart forthwith and get her some bloody toilet paper
shop assistant tried to reason with her .. because the loo paper shelves were in fact empty so what was the assistant supposed to do … mulch some newspaper and turn it into fluffy toilet paper pronto?
'It's not FAIR' screamed the giantess
apparently, according to the check out kid I spoke with afterwards, people had been taking 'heaps' of toilet paper through the self serve, passing it to accomplices and going back in to smuggle more through the self serves
Someone was tasered in a shop over toilet paper according to the media and yesterday there was something about a knife being drawn in a toilet paper dispute
Yet according to the news today, citing a Harvard expert, the death toll will be less than one percent
Guess the world desperately needs something to panic about
heaven help if Australia's invaded by a hostile force
talk about getting soft and entitled