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Reply #240 - Mar 5^th, 2020 at 6:21pm

Bobby. wrote on Mar 5^th, 2020 at 6:15pm:

Setanta wrote on Mar 5^th, 2020 at 6:11pm:

It's not just capital cities with the toilet paper hoarding problem. We went to buy some today and the shelves were empty. We were told the shelves were restocked this morning with 8 pallet loads and were empty by lunch time. Next restock due around midday tomorrow. I guess we'll have to go and fight for it then.

You'll need to take an axe with you - that will scare the hoarders away.

Or start coughing and sneezing really loudly in their general direction.

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Re: Hows the panic buying going?
Reply #241 - Mar 5^th, 2020 at 6:21pm

Setanta wrote on Mar 5^th, 2020 at 6:21pm:

Bobby. wrote on Mar 5^th, 2020 at 6:15pm:

Setanta wrote on Mar 5^th, 2020 at 6:11pm:

It's not just capital cities with the toilet paper hoarding problem. We went to buy some today and the shelves were empty. We were told the shelves were restocked this morning with 8 pallet loads and were empty by lunch time. Next restock due around midday tomorrow. I guess we'll have to go and fight for it then.

You'll need to take an axe with you - that will scare the hoarders away.

Or start coughing and sneezing really loudly in their general direction.

That'll work. Grin

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Re: Hows the panic buying going?
Reply #242 - Mar 5^th, 2020 at 6:31pm

Setanta wrote on Mar 5^th, 2020 at 6:21pm:

Bobby. wrote on Mar 5^th, 2020 at 6:15pm:

Setanta wrote on Mar 5^th, 2020 at 6:11pm:

It's not just capital cities with the toilet paper hoarding problem. We went to buy some today and the shelves were empty. We were told the shelves were restocked this morning with 8 pallet loads and were empty by lunch time. Next restock due around midday tomorrow. I guess we'll have to go and fight for it then.

You'll need to take an axe with you - that will scare the hoarders away.

Or start coughing and sneezing really loudly in their general direction.

I cough a few times and then say loudly, "Jeez - that's the last trip I'm taking to China!" Clears the aisles...

Stupid - Coles have decreed no more than four packs - so people come in day after day and buy more and more... stupid as... I'd say limit it to 1-2 packs.

Downe at Ye Olde Lawyer's Office:-

Lawyer (reading will):- " ... and to my estranged god-son, Gaylord Floatrider, I leave my entire garage full of toilet paper..."

Assembled Relatives:- "That ungrateful old bastard - after all we did for him and that Falcon Gaylord did nothing... not one bloody thing...... always said he favoured that poof over his own blood...."

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Grappler Deep State Feller Gold Member Online Australian Politics Posts: 85432 Always was always will be HOME Gender:	Re: Hows the panic buying going? Reply #243 - Mar 5^th, 2020 at 6:34pm https://au.news.yahoo.com/coronavirus-coles-introduces-toilet-paper-limit-023302...
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Gordon Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 20793 Gordon Gender:	Re: Hows the panic buying going? Reply #244 - Mar 5^th, 2020 at 6:38pm I saw a really fat woman with a huge arse carrying two packs of dunny paper. SMH.
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Reply #245 - Mar 5^th, 2020 at 7:09pm

mothra wrote on Mar 4^th, 2020 at 10:28pm:

Gordon wrote on Mar 4^th, 2020 at 9:02pm:

John Smith wrote on Mar 4^th, 2020 at 8:24pm:

Gordon wrote on Mar 4^th, 2020 at 8:22pm:

John Smith wrote on Mar 4^th, 2020 at 8:19pm:

greggerypeccary wrote on Mar 4^th, 2020 at 7:52pm:

Gordon wrote on Mar 4^th, 2020 at 7:18pm:

And for anyone who really thinks relying on supermarket home delivery is a good idea, there are currently up to 3 - 4 day waits.

My Woolies/Coles is showing 2 days. Imagine what will happen when people start actually getting sick!

3 to 4 days?

Heaven forbid!

gordys full of sh1t .. he can't wait 3 or 4 days

A weeks wait for online delivery now.
I really hope you have no food in your house.

Who will your doberman eat first?

i can live with that.

and my doberman died 15 yrs ago.... but good try Cheesy

Same cause of death as Monks dog? Obstructed bowel? Shocked

It takes a particular kind of arsehole to taunt a man about his dearly loved, recently deceased dog.

I don't think you can stoop much lower really.

gordie is certainly a 'particular type of arsehole' ... don;t worry, I'm sure he gets lower

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I hope that bitch who was running their brothels for them gets raped with a cactus.

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PZ547 Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 9282 Gender:	Re: Hows the panic buying going? Reply #246 - Mar 5^th, 2020 at 7:11pm If nothing else, the panic buying has turned Australia into wogs and everyone's going to be eating pasta with bottled sauce for the next six months
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John Smith Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 75246 Gender:	Re: Hows the panic buying going? Reply #247 - Mar 5^th, 2020 at 7:22pm Sophia wrote on Mar 5^th, 2020 at 5:13pm: Coles in Australia Fair has empty loo paper shelves And I notice rice shelves almost empty too. But plenty fruit veges meats breads milk etc coles near my place had plenty .. wife just got home and bought some ... and it was after 6pm
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Reply #248 - Mar 5^th, 2020 at 7:22pm

Belgarion wrote on Mar 5^th, 2020 at 8:43am:

Johnnie wrote on Mar 5^th, 2020 at 8:28am:

Belgarion wrote on Mar 5^th, 2020 at 8:25am:

Johnnie wrote on Mar 5^th, 2020 at 8:14am:

Does anyone have any 4 packs of sorbent Gold silky soft 3ply that I can trade for 10 rolls of Woolies own brand? I might have to go to ebay.

Pssst! I got some of that good stuff, but I need 20 rolls of Woollies...supply and demand my man... Cool

You drive a hard bargain,, 15?

OK...but don't tell Gordy..... I stiffed him for 25.... Wink

Pssst! Its a deal, meet you out the back of the Woolies car park in 1hr, make sure you don't get followed because people are being stabbed and tasered for this stuff.

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Reply #250 - Mar 5^th, 2020 at 7:25pm

John Smith wrote on Mar 5^th, 2020 at 7:24pm:

PZ547 wrote on Mar 5^th, 2020 at 7:11pm:

If nothing else, the panic buying has turned Australia into wogs

and everyone's going to be eating pasta with bottled sauce for the next six months

don't be stupid. No real wog would ever touch bottled sauce

wog territory here

all the nonnas buy the bottled stuff now

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Reply #251 - Mar 5^th, 2020 at 7:27pm

PZ547 wrote on Mar 5^th, 2020 at 7:25pm:

John Smith wrote on Mar 5^th, 2020 at 7:24pm:

PZ547 wrote on Mar 5^th, 2020 at 7:11pm:

If nothing else, the panic buying has turned Australia into wogs

and everyone's going to be eating pasta with bottled sauce for the next six months

don't be stupid. No real wog would ever touch bottled sauce

wog territory here

all the nonnas buy the bottled stuff now

i bet they don't ... they buy passata, sure ... but that's to make the sauce. It's not bottled sauce

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Our esteemed leader:
I hope that bitch who was running their brothels for them gets raped with a cactus.

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Re: Hows the panic buying going?
Reply #252 - Mar 5^th, 2020 at 7:29pm

John Smith wrote on Mar 5^th, 2020 at 7:27pm:

PZ547 wrote on Mar 5^th, 2020 at 7:25pm:

John Smith wrote on Mar 5^th, 2020 at 7:24pm:

PZ547 wrote on Mar 5^th, 2020 at 7:11pm:

If nothing else, the panic buying has turned Australia into wogs

and everyone's going to be eating pasta with bottled sauce for the next six months

don't be stupid. No real wog would ever touch bottled sauce

wog territory here

all the nonnas buy the bottled stuff now

i bet they don't ... they buy passata, sure ... but that's to make the sauce. It's not bottled sauce

Nup, you're wrong. They buy the bottled stuff … leggo and rigalotta or whatever it is. Buy it by the dozen

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Setanta Gold Member Offline \/ Peace man! Posts: 16644 Northern NSW Gender:	Re: Hows the panic buying going? Reply #253 - Mar 5^th, 2020 at 7:32pm John Smith wrote on Mar 5^th, 2020 at 7:09pm: gordie is certainly a 'particular type of arsehole' ... don;t worry, I'm sure he gets lower Down to Gregg's level of taunting over a dead child?
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Re: Hows the panic buying going?
Reply #254 - Mar 5^th, 2020 at 7:38pm

Setanta wrote on Mar 5^th, 2020 at 7:32pm:

John Smith wrote on Mar 5^th, 2020 at 7:09pm:

gordie is certainly a 'particular type of arsehole' ... don;t worry, I'm sure he gets lower

Down to Gregg's level of taunting over a dead child?

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Down to the level of taunting over a dead dog, but you don't mind that, do you, GMod.

Gordon is your special protected pal.

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