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PZ547 Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 9282 Gender:	Re: Hows the panic buying going? Reply #30 - Mar 3^rd, 2020 at 5:24pm Redmond Neck wrote on Mar 3^rd, 2020 at 5:22pm: Anyway guys if you get caught so to speak give me a call! You going to administer stick-cleansing? you'll be kept busy
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Gordon Gold Member Online Australian Politics Posts: 20793 Gordon Gender:	Re: Hows the panic buying going? Reply #31 - Mar 3^rd, 2020 at 5:25pm Mate this is rules of the jungle.
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Reply #32 - Mar 3^rd, 2020 at 9:46pm

PZ547 wrote on Mar 3^rd, 2020 at 5:09pm:

Gordon wrote on Mar 3^rd, 2020 at 5:07pm:

Will Aussie upload a YouTube tutorial on what to do if we run out of toilet paper?

no doubt there will be protests in the street

it's just not on …. no toilet paper !

sooner they get rid of OLD politicians, the better. It's OLD politicians who've crippled the supply of toilet paper. And not just any toilet paper. They want fluffy with kittens on the packet type toilet paper

what sort of first world country doesn't have copious stockpiles of toilet paper Smiley

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Grappler Deep State Feller Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 85429 Always was always will be HOME Gender:	Re: Hows the panic buying going? Reply #33 - Mar 3^rd, 2020 at 9:48pm Here's a chance for Gordon - down to the beach, dump it Indian style, and get a wash at the same time.. join the crowds on a hot day and go for a dip.... give a whole new meaning to Bondi Cigar... the Outfall Fallout..
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Reply #34 - Mar 3^rd, 2020 at 10:31pm

Gordon wrote on Mar 3^rd, 2020 at 4:17pm:

Scenario 2, in about 4-6 weeks time I reckon this will be ripping thru the community. Someone in my family comes into contact with an infected person and my entire house is put in an legally enforced lock-down.

My Doc said today about 3 months. She was calculating the spread of it and said that each infected person will infect 2 others on average and reckons that 3 months it will wack the community big time.

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Reply #35 - Mar 3^rd, 2020 at 11:27pm

PZ547 wrote on Mar 3^rd, 2020 at 5:16pm:

Redmond Neck wrote on Mar 3^rd, 2020 at 5:10pm:

Gordon wrote on Mar 3^rd, 2020 at 5:07pm:

Will Aussie upload a YouTube tutorial on what to do if we run out of toilet paper?

His Indian drivers will have solutions for a quick crap on the footpath, probably using sticks or fingers

what about leaves and bark? Are they acceptable?

I suggest everyone start shotting on footpaths

assimilation, init

sub continental uber drivers do it on footpaths and in alcoves at Sydney airport. It was 'in the news' before Christmas

if random Aussies do it, it might get the whore media to quit ramping up the corona panic

We used to have one here. She wasn't fussy. Did a massive dump right at the main lights a few months ago. Place stank to high heaven. She does it in front of restaurants so the owners will come out and hand her a tenner

Italian wreck whose family refuse to have anything more to do with her. She's scary as hell, but loosers are said to stagger out of the pub and give her a tenner too … in return for whatever they catch

maybe corona will free us of our inhibitions

show those in-blowers that we can do it too

see how they like it

Just use water, its the cleanest way.

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chimera Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 12072 Armidale Gender:	Re: Hows the panic buying going? Reply #36 - Mar 4^th, 2020 at 4:02am Lucky it's not a bowel cancer epidemic. All the toothpaste will be gone for panic buying.
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Reply #37 - Mar 4^th, 2020 at 5:46am

"Hows the panic buying going?"

Slow and steady.... how many cases was that in Australia before this 'crisis' suddenly leapt at our throats? When I picked the ex up at her art class I asked the girls if we were in the middle of a coup of some kind, with all that nonsense going on... that was after telling them their art class was an illegal assembly under Scotty Rules... and they should disperse or it's the tear gas for them!!

Bloody old sheilas and two old blokes - serious danger to society... Cool

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chimera Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 12072 Armidale Gender:	Re: Hows the panic buying going? Reply #38 - Mar 4^th, 2020 at 6:16am Do nude models wear face masks?
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Marla Gold Member Offline Weed is my Jesus Posts: 13772 Colorado Gender:	Re: Hows the panic buying going? Reply #39 - Mar 4^th, 2020 at 6:24am greggerypeccary wrote on Mar 3^rd, 2020 at 4:04pm: From my limited observations, hand sanitiser seems to be sold out everywhere - that's for sure. Gasoline and/or kerosene is just as effective. Or do what the retards on 4Chan are calling out for: drink bleach (with ice if you're a pussy).
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Reply #40 - Mar 4^th, 2020 at 6:32am

Marla wrote on Mar 4^th, 2020 at 6:24am:

greggerypeccary wrote on Mar 3^rd, 2020 at 4:04pm:

From my limited observations, hand sanitiser seems to be sold out everywhere - that's for sure.

Gasoline and/or kerosene is just as effective. Or do what the retards on 4Chan are calling out for: drink bleach (with ice if you're a pussy).

I am wondering how the stocking up of beer is going...........maybe they are getting it home delivered.. Wink

as for hand washing I use soap and water....always have done.

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Reply #41 - Mar 4^th, 2020 at 8:46am

cods wrote on Mar 4^th, 2020 at 6:32am:

Marla wrote on Mar 4^th, 2020 at 6:24am:

greggerypeccary wrote on Mar 3^rd, 2020 at 4:04pm:

From my limited observations, hand sanitiser seems to be sold out everywhere - that's for sure.

Gasoline and/or kerosene is just as effective. Or do what the retards on 4Chan are calling out for: drink bleach (with ice if you're a pussy).

I am wondering how the stocking up of beer is going...........maybe they are getting it home delivered.. Wink

as for hand washing I use soap and water....always have done.

Hand sanitiser is ALMOST as effective as soap & water.

Makes you wonder why so many people buy it.

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Gordon Gold Member Online Australian Politics Posts: 20793 Gordon Gender:	Re: Hows the panic buying going? Reply #42 - Mar 4^th, 2020 at 8:49am Wash hands with soap and water at home. Hand sanitizer when out and about. Derrrr.
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Reply #43 - Mar 4^th, 2020 at 9:12am

Gordon wrote on Mar 4^th, 2020 at 8:49am:

Wash hands with soap and water at home.
Hand sanitizer when out and about.

Derrrr.

I have better things to do than carry a bottle of hand sanitiser around with me.

Doesn't exactly fit that well in a wallet.

I've never been out and about and not been able to find soap and water.

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Reply #44 - Mar 4^th, 2020 at 11:13am

greggerypeccary wrote on Mar 4^th, 2020 at 8:46am:

cods wrote on Mar 4^th, 2020 at 6:32am:

Marla wrote on Mar 4^th, 2020 at 6:24am:

greggerypeccary wrote on Mar 3^rd, 2020 at 4:04pm:

From my limited observations, hand sanitiser seems to be sold out everywhere - that's for sure.

Gasoline and/or kerosene is just as effective. Or do what the retards on 4Chan are calling out for: drink bleach (with ice if you're a pussy).

I am wondering how the stocking up of beer is going...........maybe they are getting it home delivered.. Wink

as for hand washing I use soap and water....always have done.

Hand sanitiser is ALMOST as effective as soap & water.

Makes you wonder why so many people buy it.

On our cruises last few years, they have hand sanitizers before entering food places and always an attendant to make certain people use it.
One can understand that, especially if unknown when person last washed hands.
One cruise ship went further, a detour from entering food places by allowing people to go through a hand washing area, yes, soap and water and dry hands with disposable paper towels. (no gel sanitizer)
I see these paper towels put into large plastic bags and taken somewhere.

So yes, soap and water for 20 seconds is good, if no hand sanitizer anywhere, and hand sanitizer good if no soap and water anywhere.

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