I must get a few more packs of toilet rolls.
I'm down to my last 3 packs of 18 rolls, and it could be a long scarcity.

When i was a small child, i remember we didn't have 'nice' toilet rolls, as such.
Our 'toilet rolls' were small squares, of old newspaper pages.
Someone would cut old newspaper pages into about 4" x 4" squares, and then stand them all on edge on a flat surface, to bring the squares together, then a metal skewer went through one corner of all of the squares,
and lastly a piece of string was poked through the hole in all of the sheets, and tied into a loop.
And that was our 'toilet roll'.