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AiA Gold Member Offline Posts: 18405 Gender:	Local Ozpol Member Arrested Apr 20^th, 2020 at 9:08am Gordon breaching coronavirus restrictions? https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/health/health-problems/coronavirus-australia-l...
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greggerypeccary Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 139758 Gender:	Re: Local Ozpol Member Arrested Reply #1 - Apr 20^th, 2020 at 9:13am Have they confiscated his stash of toilet paper?
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AiA Gold Member Offline Posts: 18405 Gender:	Re: Local Ozpol Member Arrested Reply #2 - Apr 20^th, 2020 at 9:15am greggerypeccary wrote on Apr 20^th, 2020 at 9:13am: Have they confiscated his stash of toilet paper? Gordon has been known to snatch toilet paper out of little old ladies' arms.
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Redmond Neck Gold Member Offline OzPolitic Posts: 21732 ACT Gender:	Re: Local Ozpol Member Arrested Reply #3 - Apr 20^th, 2020 at 9:19am Certainly looks like Gordy.... A muscle man n all!
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AiA Gold Member Offline Posts: 18405 Gender:	Re: Local Ozpol Member Arrested Reply #4 - Apr 20^th, 2020 at 9:26am Redmond Neck wrote on Apr 20^th, 2020 at 9:19am: Certainly looks like Gordy.... A muscle man n all! He is a Bondi icon.
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greggerypeccary Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 139758 Gender:	Re: Local Ozpol Member Arrested Reply #5 - Apr 20^th, 2020 at 9:57am Redmond Neck wrote on Apr 20^th, 2020 at 9:19am: Certainly looks like Gordy.... A muscle man n all! Red budgie smugglers. I knew it!
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Belgarion Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 5480 Gender:	Re: Local Ozpol Member Arrested Reply #6 - Apr 20^th, 2020 at 10:41am Another wanker who thinks that the rules don't apply to him.
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John Smith Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 75246 Gender:	Re: Local Ozpol Member Arrested Reply #7 - Apr 20^th, 2020 at 11:00am I blame the backpackers
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Gordon Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 20793 Gordon Gender:	Re: Local Ozpol Member Arrested Reply #8 - Apr 20^th, 2020 at 11:18am Why do men here think about me wearing speedos? That's nearly as creepy as being obsessed with child rape. YUCK
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Reply #9 - Apr 20^th, 2020 at 11:37am

Gordon wrote on Apr 20^th, 2020 at 11:18am:

Why do men here think about me wearing speedos? That's nearly as creepy as being obsessed with child rape.

YUCK

Don't worry Gordo. We know you ain't no 'Beach Master' like that bloke. AiA just wishes he looked like that and jogged around Bondi like that guy, over-looking his harem of Female Seals laying on Bondi Beach. Everyone knows Bondi is the City's biggest 'hook-up' meeting area, where all those on the Dating (hook-up) Sites congregate. Bondi is Australia's biggest 'slut n sleaze fest' BBQ as the sausages turn on their towels.
The paint jobs and swimwear might be nice to look at, you're dipping your finger into melted butter there though.

That bloke is a Beach Master for sure. Somehow, I can't see you being that bloke Gordo. AiA maybe in his dreams? But you no.
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AIMLESS EXTENTION OF KNOWLEDGE HOWEVER, WHICH IS WHAT I THINK YOU REALLY MEAN BY THE TERM 'CURIOSITY', IS MERELY INEFFICIENCY. I AM DESIGNED TO AVOID INEFFICIENCY.

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greggerypeccary Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 139758 Gender:	Re: Local Ozpol Member Arrested Reply #10 - Apr 20^th, 2020 at 11:41am Belgarion wrote on Apr 20^th, 2020 at 10:41am: Another wanker who thinks that the rules don't apply to him. Seems to be a common theme among these beach-goers. No respect for other people.
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Reply #11 - Apr 20^th, 2020 at 11:44am

Nothing wrong with going to the beach. Just don't go to City ones with offshore sewage. Blame City people. The Cities themselves are representation of where and how the Virus came to be anyway.

Non-City living already exists in an anti-virus way. These filthy city people and their desire to mass congregate, is the cause of this Virus. Cities should be Banned! Angry

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AIMLESS EXTENTION OF KNOWLEDGE HOWEVER, WHICH IS WHAT I THINK YOU REALLY MEAN BY THE TERM 'CURIOSITY', IS MERELY INEFFICIENCY. I AM DESIGNED TO AVOID INEFFICIENCY.

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Reply #12 - Apr 20^th, 2020 at 12:09pm

Jasin wrote on Apr 20^th, 2020 at 11:37am:

Gordon wrote on Apr 20^th, 2020 at 11:18am:

Why do men here think about me wearing speedos? That's nearly as creepy as being obsessed with child rape.

YUCK

Don't worry Gordo. We know you ain't no 'Beach Master' like that bloke. AiA just wishes he looked like that and jogged around Bondi like that guy, over-looking his harem of Female Seals laying on Bondi Beach. Everyone knows Bondi is the City's biggest 'hook-up' meeting area, where all those on the Dating (hook-up) Sites congregate. Bondi is Australia's biggest 'slut n sleaze fest' BBQ as the sausages turn on their towels.
The paint jobs and swimwear might be nice to look at, you're dipping your finger into melted butter there though.

That bloke is a Beach Master for sure. Somehow, I can't see you being that bloke Gordo. AiA maybe in his dreams? But you no.
Grin

It's where Gordon goes to pick up hot bikini babes.

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Reply #13 - Apr 20^th, 2020 at 12:20pm

Jasin wrote on Apr 20^th, 2020 at 11:37am:

Gordon wrote on Apr 20^th, 2020 at 11:18am:

Why do men here think about me wearing speedos? That's nearly as creepy as being obsessed with child rape.

YUCK

Don't worry Gordo. We know you ain't no 'Beach Master' like that bloke. AiA just wishes he looked like that and jogged around Bondi like that guy, over-looking his harem of Female Seals laying on Bondi Beach. Everyone knows Bondi is the City's biggest 'hook-up' meeting area, where all those on the Dating (hook-up) Sites congregate. Bondi is Australia's biggest 'slut n sleaze fest' BBQ as the sausages turn on their towels.
The paint jobs and swimwear might be nice to look at, you're dipping your finger into melted butter there though.

That bloke is a Beach Master for sure. Somehow, I can't see you being that bloke Gordo. AiA maybe in his dreams? But you no.
Grin

There's only on Dimi and he's a legend and a top bloke.
I don't agree with him swimming yesterday but meh, loads of others were and locals should be allowed a quick discrete dip.

Here's a funny story about him but what actually happened was a crazy Brazzo wss trying to assert ownership of the outdoor gym and was threatening people, so Dimmi and his crew cut off his pony tail and duct tapped it 15m up a lamp post.

Problem solved.

https://www.smh.com.au/national/bondi-beef-lends-muscle-to-charity-20100206-njvd...

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Re: Local Ozpol Member Arrested
Reply #14 - Apr 20^th, 2020 at 12:21pm

Bobby. wrote on Apr 20^th, 2020 at 12:09pm:

Jasin wrote on Apr 20^th, 2020 at 11:37am:

Gordon wrote on Apr 20^th, 2020 at 11:18am:

Why do men here think about me wearing speedos? That's nearly as creepy as being obsessed with child rape.

YUCK

Don't worry Gordo. We know you ain't no 'Beach Master' like that bloke. AiA just wishes he looked like that and jogged around Bondi like that guy, over-looking his harem of Female Seals laying on Bondi Beach. Everyone knows Bondi is the City's biggest 'hook-up' meeting area, where all those on the Dating (hook-up) Sites congregate. Bondi is Australia's biggest 'slut n sleaze fest' BBQ as the sausages turn on their towels.
The paint jobs and swimwear might be nice to look at, you're dipping your finger into melted butter there though.

That bloke is a Beach Master for sure. Somehow, I can't see you being that bloke Gordo. AiA maybe in his dreams? But you no.
Grin

It's where Gordon goes to pick up hot bikini babes.

Way back when before Mrs G came along.

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