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Reply #30 - Apr 20th, 2020 at 7:22pm
 
karamel appears to be obsessed with Gordons foreskin or lack thereof.
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Reply #31 - Apr 20th, 2020 at 7:23pm
 
Karnal wrote on Apr 20th, 2020 at 7:17pm:
greggerypeccary wrote on Apr 20th, 2020 at 9:13am:
Have they confiscated his stash of toilet paper?



What, he's been stocking up Chez Gordon's?

I don't think so.


He's installed one of these now:

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Reply #32 - Apr 20th, 2020 at 7:28pm
 
rhino wrote on Apr 20th, 2020 at 7:22pm:
karamel appears to be obsessed with Gordons foreskin or lack thereof.


That's a Speedo-wonderer, dear. They're the lowest of the low. Nearly as bad as a retard-basher.

Gordon's more of a Speedo-basher. He used to be a Curry-wonderer, but he since went to Delhi.

You?
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Reply #33 - Apr 20th, 2020 at 7:50pm
 
Until the Jaipur-Jogger cast a Bombay Ballot in his drive-way. Then he stopped wondering.
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Reply #34 - Apr 20th, 2020 at 9:06pm
 
Mr Hammer wrote on Apr 20th, 2020 at 7:50pm:
Until the Jaipur-Jogger cast a Bombay Ballot in his drive-way. Then he stopped wondering.


I don't think Rhino's been to Jaipur, Homo. Delhi, I think.

Rhino? Can I catch a taxi in Mumbai?

I'm wondering.
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Reply #35 - Apr 20th, 2020 at 9:15pm
 
lee wrote on Apr 20th, 2020 at 1:06pm:
AiA wrote on Apr 20th, 2020 at 9:15am:
greggerypeccary wrote on Apr 20th, 2020 at 9:13am:
Have they confiscated his stash of toilet paper?



Gordon has been known to snatch toilet paper out of little old ladies' arms.



Whereas you steal it out of bums? public toilets? Shocked


Chez Gordon is quite generous with his hoard.
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Reply #36 - Apr 20th, 2020 at 9:18pm
 
Karnal wrote on Apr 20th, 2020 at 7:28pm:
rhino wrote on Apr 20th, 2020 at 7:22pm:
karamel appears to be obsessed with Gordons foreskin or lack thereof.


That's a Speedo-wonderer, dear. They're the lowest of the low. Nearly as bad as a retard-basher.

Gordon's more of a Speedo-basher. He used to be a Curry-wonderer, but he since went to Delhi.

You?


At least the speedo wonderer isn't related to me. Apparently 34% of clits wondered about were wondered by a family member.
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Reply #37 - Apr 20th, 2020 at 9:18pm
 
greggerypeccary wrote on Apr 20th, 2020 at 7:23pm:
Karnal wrote on Apr 20th, 2020 at 7:17pm:
greggerypeccary wrote on Apr 20th, 2020 at 9:13am:
Have they confiscated his stash of toilet paper?



What, he's been stocking up Chez Gordon's?

I don't think so.


He's installed one of these now:

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/710tmWs0p%2BL._SX425_.jpg


Ah yes, all mod cons. That's what the ads for Chez Gordon's say in the Hindu Times classifieds.

Gordon? Do you provide such labour-saving devices to your tenants?

A simple yes or no will suffice, dear.

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Reply #38 - Apr 20th, 2020 at 9:21pm
 
Gordon wrote on Apr 20th, 2020 at 9:18pm:
Karnal wrote on Apr 20th, 2020 at 7:28pm:
rhino wrote on Apr 20th, 2020 at 7:22pm:
karamel appears to be obsessed with Gordons foreskin or lack thereof.


That's a Speedo-wonderer, dear. They're the lowest of the low. Nearly as bad as a retard-basher.

Gordon's more of a Speedo-basher. He used to be a Curry-wonderer, but he since went to Delhi.

You?


At least the speedo wonderer isn't related to me. Apparently 34% of clits wondered about were wondered by a family member.


That figure is higher among Indians, Gordon.
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Reply #39 - Apr 20th, 2020 at 9:24pm
 
AiA wrote on Apr 20th, 2020 at 9:21pm:
Gordon wrote on Apr 20th, 2020 at 9:18pm:
Karnal wrote on Apr 20th, 2020 at 7:28pm:
rhino wrote on Apr 20th, 2020 at 7:22pm:
karamel appears to be obsessed with Gordons foreskin or lack thereof.


That's a Speedo-wonderer, dear. They're the lowest of the low. Nearly as bad as a retard-basher.

Gordon's more of a Speedo-basher. He used to be a Curry-wonderer, but he since went to Delhi.

You?


At least the speedo wonderer isn't related to me. Apparently 34% of clits wondered about were wondered by a family member.


That figure is higher among Indians, Gordon.


I could only imagine. What about cabbies?
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Reply #40 - Apr 20th, 2020 at 9:26pm
 
Karnal wrote on Apr 20th, 2020 at 9:06pm:
Mr Hammer wrote on Apr 20th, 2020 at 7:50pm:
Until the Jaipur-Jogger cast a Bombay Ballot in his drive-way. Then he stopped wondering.


I don't think Rhino's been to Jaipur, Homo. Delhi, I think.

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Delhi and Jaipur twice. Been all over India, spent 6 months there the first time. Got amoebic dysentry and trichinosis for my trouble. Not everyone feels the need to pump their egos up like you do here by pretending you are the only one who has ever experienced different cultures. Spent the best part of 5 years in Asia, most of it in remote villages. I speak 3 languages, you?
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Reply #41 - Apr 20th, 2020 at 9:29pm
 
Gordon wrote on Apr 20th, 2020 at 9:24pm:
AiA wrote on Apr 20th, 2020 at 9:21pm:
Gordon wrote on Apr 20th, 2020 at 9:18pm:
Karnal wrote on Apr 20th, 2020 at 7:28pm:
rhino wrote on Apr 20th, 2020 at 7:22pm:
karamel appears to be obsessed with Gordons foreskin or lack thereof.


That's a Speedo-wonderer, dear. They're the lowest of the low. Nearly as bad as a retard-basher.

Gordon's more of a Speedo-basher. He used to be a Curry-wonderer, but he since went to Delhi.

You?


At least the speedo wonderer isn't related to me. Apparently 34% of clits wondered about were wondered by a family member.


That figure is higher among Indians, Gordon.


I could only imagine. What about cabbies?


It is near 100%.
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Reply #42 - Apr 20th, 2020 at 9:33pm
 
Gordon wrote on Apr 20th, 2020 at 9:18pm:
Karnal wrote on Apr 20th, 2020 at 7:28pm:
rhino wrote on Apr 20th, 2020 at 7:22pm:
karamel appears to be obsessed with Gordons foreskin or lack thereof.


That's a Speedo-wonderer, dear. They're the lowest of the low. Nearly as bad as a retard-basher.

Gordon's more of a Speedo-basher. He used to be a Curry-wonderer, but he since went to Delhi.

You?


At least the speedo wonderer isn't related to me. Apparently 34% of clits wondered about were wondered by a family member.


I see. But you have posted photos of those muscle men doing their excercises on the northern end of the beach, yes? You did comment on their musculature and their Speedos, no?

A simple yes or no will suffice, dear.
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Reply #43 - Apr 20th, 2020 at 9:37pm
 
rhino wrote on Apr 20th, 2020 at 9:26pm:
Karnal wrote on Apr 20th, 2020 at 9:06pm:
Mr Hammer wrote on Apr 20th, 2020 at 7:50pm:
Until the Jaipur-Jogger cast a Bombay Ballot in his drive-way. Then he stopped wondering.


I don't think Rhino's been to Jaipur, Homo. Delhi, I think.

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Delhi and Jaipur twice. Been all over India, spent 6 months there the first time. Got amoebic dysentry and trichinosis for my trouble. Not everyone feels the need to pump their egos up like you do here by pretending you are the only one who has ever experienced different cultures. Spent the best part of 5 years in Asia, most of it in remote villages. I speak 3 languages, you?


I was riding the Spiti Valley highway so bloody sick I was spewing in between dodging trucks trying not to get rammed off a cliff.

I bet the most interesting tale Karnal has is getting back ended in a male GoGo bar in Patpong.
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Reply #44 - Apr 20th, 2020 at 9:39pm
 
rhino wrote on Apr 20th, 2020 at 9:26pm:
Karnal wrote on Apr 20th, 2020 at 9:06pm:
Mr Hammer wrote on Apr 20th, 2020 at 7:50pm:
Until the Jaipur-Jogger cast a Bombay Ballot in his drive-way. Then he stopped wondering.


I don't think Rhino's been to Jaipur, Homo. Delhi, I think.

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Delhi and Jaipur twice. Been all over India, spent 6 months there the first time. Got amoebic dysentry and trichinosis for my trouble. Not everyone feels the need to pump their egos up like you do here by pretending you are the only one who has ever experienced different cultures. Spent the best part of 5 years in Asia, most of it in remote villages. I speak 3 languages, you?


Three languages, eh? In remote villages?

Oh, Rhino, you really must tell. How many can you hail a rickshaw in?
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