President Elect, The Mechanic wrote on Jun 21^st, 2020 at 8:45pm:


He can't drink water without spilling it on himself?

What is he, a two year old?

John Smith wrote on Jun 24^th, 2020 at 11:58am:

why dont you guys send him one of yours  I am sure you have many...

greggerypeccary wrote on Jun 24^th, 2020 at 11:48am:


No. Mr Trump explained all that, Greggery. He'd been standing in the sun saluting the generals all day long. He Saluted them 600 times, can you believe it?

His staff confirmed that number. There were 218 people in attendance. Mr Trump saluted some a few more times, just to be nice.

Now that's an amazing job in itself. 600 salutes in a single day. How many did Obama do? But that's not all. Mr Trump was wearing a nice red silk tie for the generals. Designer. You spill a drop of water on one of those and they're gone. Oh, you send it to the cleaners but it never comes back the same, believe me.

And the sun was bearing down giving Mr Trump a nice tan, if you know what I'm saying. More of a sunburn than a tan, but it's all good. Mr Trump still looks good, right?

Now everybody at the rally cheered at that, so they must agree. Mr Trump still has his looks. If the leftards want to make something out of that, go and speak to GQ Magazine, who made Mr Trump their most eligible bachelor for all those years, okay?

greggerypeccary wrote on Jun 24^th, 2020 at 12:09pm:



then you can well afford to share your sippy cups....

I just can't understand how he thinks the fake tan is a good idea.

Like, we all know it's fake.  We've seen him on TV, it's 100% obvious.

I mean, I guess it's too late to stop now, but come on...

Like there is an actual staffer, a trained professional make up artist, whose job it is to do that...

All that talent and years of honing their skill, only to be paid to make an old man look orange.

KangAnon wrote on Jun 24^th, 2020 at 12:58pm:


I don't get it either.

There's nothing wrong with the way he looks naturally.



I've never understood women, let alone men, who rely on fake hair and makeup.

UnSubRocky wrote on Jun 24^th, 2020 at 8:46pm:


It's his signature. As the old boy says, there's two kinds of people in this world: the tinted and the tanned.

The tinted races are marked by their labour. They work, as they ever have, for Whitey.

The tanned are marked for their leisure. They play golf, they laze by the pool, they take it nice and easy.

And there you have it: race and class; in one. There's no historical dialectic going on, as you can see. That's just Marxist revisionism.

University of Balogney, innit. Faculty of Social Studies, I believe.