Greggery, that's unfair. You're not supposed to mention Mr Trump, that's Fake News.

Complain about the leftards, Nig Nogs, terrorists, no worries. This man's not a Republican, not a Real American, anyway.

Besides, I saw the convention. Melania, Ivanka, Tiffany, Don Jnr, it's not all about Mr Trump, you know. They had some great fireworks too.

For heaven's sake, stop all this nonsense immediately, America needs you. Mr Trump's only going to be around for another four years, maybe a few more if he take's Roger Stone's advice.

Just accept it and move on.