lol... like that's EVER going to happen.
Scientists warn Coldplay fans to dust off face masks ahead of Perth concerts Quote:When Coldplay entertains more than 100,000 concert-goers at Optus Stadium they will be joined by billions of other living organisms - a soup of highly transmissible COVID variants floating around the crowd.
Prominent epidemiologists have cautioned the public to take extra precautions as the latest figures from WA Health showed case numbers were steadily rising in the state as the British rock groups’ World of Spheres tour gets ready to kick off.
Quote:University of Western Australia epidemiologist Zoe Hyde said anyone attending the concert should wear a mask, preferably an N95, on public transport and at the stadium.
Hyde, who has never been infected with COVID, said wearing a mask every time you leave the house was one of the best ways to avoid the virus.
“It’s a very simple principle,” she said. “If you don’t breathe the virus in you’re not going to get sick.”
Nice try, Zoe. But, when you have a Premier (who should just stick to politics and not be out and about doing maskless photo ops 3 or 4 days after testing positive for Covid like he was just recently) and a Chief Health Officer who both keep telling everyone to "wash their hands", "cover your mouth when you cough or sneeze" and "stay home if you're feeling unwell" with no mention of wearing masks then I'm pretty sure we won't be seeing 100,000 masks at Optus Stadium on the 18th and 19th of November.
In fact, I'd be surprised if we saw 10.
Not sure why this is in
The Sydney Morning Herald? I wonder if it will be in our
The West Australian this week? My guess: Probably not. I haven't seen it in there for the past 3 days.
Oh, and "dust off face masks" is hilarious. "Buy some" would be more like it because I'm absolutely certain the maskless hordes I see when I'm shopping don't have any masks stashed away at home in case they suddenly decided they needed them.