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Re: I got an email from the "FBI"
Reply #150 - Feb 7th, 2022 at 1:32am
 
(cha-cha beat).....

I got an email from the FBI...
They said that some asshole was very sly,
Had taken all of my cash away,
When all the bills I had I couldn't pay......

The FBI has always been my friend,
Said they would stick with me until the end...
All I had to do was sign the form..
My bank account would be returned to norm...

Now I.....'m a fan of the FBI.......
Even though I felt this wouldn't fly....
And so I signed away my hidden stash..
And sat and waited for my extra cash.

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Re: I got an email from the "FBI"
Reply #151 - Feb 12th, 2022 at 7:55am
 
I got another 4 emails -
this is one of them.
$8.5million is mine. 
     Grin



UBA BANK GROUP BENIN REPUBLIC.
(UBA) LINERPOOL, M60 4EP
E-mail:paymentcenter34@gmail.com
PHONE: +229 6059-3554
Contact person: Charles Victor Douglas Jr

Director/ Foreign Affairs Ops Dept.

YOUR ONLINE BANK WIRE TRANSFER OF $8.5MILLION USD

The Remittance of Your Fund $8.5Million To Your Personal Bank Account: I  believe you are alive and doing well to be reading this important and urgent  E-mail from the sub-regional office of the UBA Republic of Benin, I am writing  you this mail with urgent concern to officially inform you that our GPS  Network Server System (GPS NSS) recently detected an unknown Fund Transfer Payment File  system

(FTP File) valued at $8.5million,after our investigation on the FTP file we  discovered your name and data information on the file confirming you as the  Payment Receiver so we presented the FTP file to the World Bank Department of  Europe sub-region, so therefore we have now been authorized to wire this fund  directly to your Personal Bank Account because your Fund Transfer Payment file  was officially

cleared with a Bill of Clean Sheet as your name and data information was  clearly verified on the FTP file that was detected by our GPS NSS.We also wish  to inform you that a Domiciliary Account must be opened for you here in this  our bank where your fund must be lodged in before it is properly processed for  our Online Bank Transfer, so you are also requested to fill out the Account  Opening Form as requested

below,REQUESTED INFORMATION FOR NEW ACCOUNT (Non  residential account)

Your First Name:______________________
Your Middle Name:_____________________
Your Last Name:_______________________
Your Address:_________________________
City:_________________________________
Your
Country:__________________________
Your
Occupation:_______________________
Tel
Number:______________________________
Marital
Status:________________________
Date of
Birth:_________________________
Name Of Bank :
___________________________
Account
Number:___________________________
Bank Address :
____________________________
Routing
Number:___________________________
Swift
Code:____________________________
Next of
Kin:____________________________
Mobile
Number:____________________________
Private
E-mail:____________________________
Copy Of Your ID Card:____________________________

Finally, do bear in mind that once we confirm the requested information above  from you we shall effect your Fund Transfer within 24/48hrs immediately. If you  have any question or inquiry please feel free to call our Customer Fulfillment  Center On +229 6059-3554, Thank you for  your understanding as we hope to hear  from you soon.

Regards,
Charles Victor Douglas Jr
Phone Number:+229 6059-3554,
Email: paymentcenter34@gmail.com
Regional Director
UBA Bank Online Services
Benin Republic.       
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Re: I got an email from the "FBI"
Reply #152 - Feb 22nd, 2022 at 6:35am
 
Investigation
Department Of Justice,
FBI New York 26 Federal Plaza 23rd
Floor, New York 10278-0005.

OFFICIAL LETTER FROM THE FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION ( FBI )


Attention: Fund Beneficiary,

This is the Federal Bureau Department of Justice, New York District, we are
writing to official notify / remind you about this issue, because it has
been long and we believe by now you have got this below message at least
more than 4 times still you have not responded.

Note; The grace given to you as a legal Beneficiary has expired,therefore
you are entitled to contact this apex office of the FBI which has been
taken care of your fund, or will be re-directed back to the UNITED NATION
where your fund originated from, and these FUNDS are said to be an
Inheritance WILLED fund for you. Once again, this is a last warning to you
because there is no way you should abandon your consignment BOX in at the
air-port under the watch of the FBI because of Custom required fee $50
which you were later allow to pay half of it as for now, while
the remaining half will be paid as soon as you get your fund.

Reconfirm the below information:

Full name........................
.
Address..........................
.
Mobile number....................

Occupation..............

Regards
Mr. Chris darlington
Director Federal Bureau of
Investigation Department
Of Justice (FBI)
Email: darlingtonchris397@gmail.com
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Re: I got an email from the "FBI"
Reply #153 - Feb 22nd, 2022 at 7:41am
 
The question is why are so many of those scams choosing you in particular as their target?
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Re: I got an email from the "FBI"
Reply #154 - May 12th, 2022 at 2:48pm
 
The FBI is sending me to jail for 2 years.
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copy of email:
from
kennethwilliamj1@gmail.com



I have a report from you. This will be the first and last we the entire FBI Head Office will remind you about this issue, because it has been long and I believe by now you have got this below message at least more than 4 times still you haven't respond;


Note that the grace given to you as a legal Beneficiary has expired
therefore you should entitle of 2 Years Jail Sentence which will be
taking care by Police Interpol of your Country. So this is our last
warning to you because there is no way you should abandon your funds
14.9 million dollars USD in the airport because of Custom requirement
fee $200 which they later allow you to pay half of it as of now while
the remaining half will be pay


Federal Bureau of Investigation Department


Christopher wray

Director - FBI
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Re: I got an email from the "FBI"
Reply #155 - May 12th, 2022 at 2:51pm
 
Quote:
the entire FBI Head Office will remind you


Must be a slow week at FBI Headquarters.

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Re: I got an email from the "FBI"
Reply #156 - May 12th, 2022 at 2:54pm
 
Carl D wrote on May 12th, 2022 at 2:51pm:
Quote:
the entire FBI Head Office will remind you


Must be a slow week at FBI Headquarters.

Grin Grin Grin




I'm scared.   Grin
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Re: I got an email from the "FBI"
Reply #157 - May 12th, 2022 at 3:32pm
 
The whole problem with these scam emails is that if you want to go after these people in other countries scamming you, you have to bypass various firewalls that the government has set in place. Scamwatch have told me that they only bother with scams that originate inside our borders. For those international scams, you just have to make sure you are aware of what is going on. Then you must make sure you do not make any sort of commitment towards the scam.

Our computer hackers in this country are tied up with legitimate work. Scamwatch would not dedicate the time and resources in pursuing international scam artists. Those who have the time and resources will get caught up making their own life hell, long before they can make the lives of the scammers phucked. You would have to be good at what you do, and work in a team to be able to bring down international scam artists.
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Re: I got an email from the "FBI"
Reply #158 - May 12th, 2022 at 3:57pm
 
UnSubRocky wrote on May 12th, 2022 at 3:32pm:
The whole problem with these scam emails is that if you want to go after these people in other countries scamming you, you have to bypass various firewalls that the government has set in place. Scamwatch have told me that they only bother with scams that originate inside our borders. For those international scams, you just have to make sure you are aware of what is going on. Then you must make sure you do not make any sort of commitment towards the scam.

Our computer hackers in this country are tied up with legitimate work. Scamwatch would not dedicate the time and resources in pursuing international scam artists. Those who have the time and resources will get caught up making their own life hell, long before they can make the lives of the scammers phucked. You would have to be good at what you do, and work in a team to be able to bring down international scam artists.



I read somewhere that these email scams work well for the
criminals who send them out to Australians.
They make about $40 million per annum from them.
That's a lot of money.
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Re: I got an email from the "FBI"
Reply #159 - May 12th, 2022 at 5:16pm
 
You just have to learn to read the signs.... if it's a BS thing - we get the very best voice messages on phone telling us about something we need to know about the bank account etc... please verify ...

Just ignore the whole bloody lot... every time someone tells me my Paypal account has been frozen I wait until I use it again to see if it works...

I got a letter from the FBI
The bastards said I really had to try
To get my money back that I was owed
To lighten up their heavy workload...

So I sent 'em all my bank details
But something seems to have gone off the rails
Instead of heaps of money flooding in
My bank account is in the garbage bin...



In god we trust - all government agencies by invitation only.....
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Re: I got an email from the "FBI"
Reply #160 - May 12th, 2022 at 5:37pm
 
Grappler Truth Teller Feller wrote on May 12th, 2022 at 5:16pm:
You just have to learn to read the signs.... if it's a BS thing - we get the very best voice messages on phone telling us about something we need to know about the bank account etc... please verify ...

Just ignore the whole bloody lot... every time someone tells me my Paypal account has been frozen I wait until I use it again to see if it works...

I got a letter from the FBI
The bastards said I really had to try
To get my money back that I was owed
To lighten up their heavy workload...

So I sent 'em all my bank details
But something seems to have gone off the rails
Instead of heaps of money flooding in
My bank account is in the garbage bin...

In god we trust - all government agencies by invitation only....



You could always write back to the conman above and waste his time.  Smiley
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Re: I got an email from the "FBI"
Reply #161 - May 13th, 2022 at 7:26am
 
Bobby. wrote on May 12th, 2022 at 3:57pm:
I read somewhere that these email scams work well for the
criminals who send them out to Australians.
They make about $40 million per annum from them.
That's a lot of money.


You just want to hit some of these people for being so stupid falling for these things. But, usually, it is the mentally ill or elderly that fall for these traps. So, it is understandable.
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Reply #162 - May 13th, 2022 at 7:28am
 
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Re: I got an email from the "FBI"
Reply #163 - May 13th, 2022 at 7:36am
 
UnSubRocky wrote on May 13th, 2022 at 7:26am:
Bobby. wrote on May 12th, 2022 at 3:57pm:
I read somewhere that these email scams work well for the
criminals who send them out to Australians.
They make about $40 million per annum from them.
That's a lot of money.


You just want to hit some of these people for being so stupid falling for these things. But, usually, it is the mentally ill or elderly that fall for these traps. So, it is understandable.



That's a lot of dysfunctional people here in Australia.
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Re: I got an email from the "FBI"
Reply #164 - May 13th, 2022 at 4:58pm
 
Bobby. wrote on May 13th, 2022 at 7:36am:
UnSubRocky wrote on May 13th, 2022 at 7:26am:
Bobby. wrote on May 12th, 2022 at 3:57pm:
I read somewhere that these email scams work well for the
criminals who send them out to Australians.
They make about $40 million per annum from them.
That's a lot of money.


You just want to hit some of these people for being so stupid falling for these things. But, usually, it is the mentally ill or elderly that fall for these traps. So, it is understandable.



That's a lot of dysfunctional people here in Australia.


The elderly and mentally ill people would probably explain why such a grand amount like $40 million gets scammed from them each year.
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