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Re: I got an email from the "FBI"
Reply #15 - May 27th, 2021 at 6:30pm
 
Carl D wrote on May 27th, 2021 at 5:49pm:
lol... after all these years you'd think these scammers would have improved their grammar and sentence structure.

And... what the heck is

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funds are to be drawn from a registered bank within the world winded???
  Cheesy Cheesy

Reminds me of this from many years ago (2003 actually)

The 3rd Annual Nigerian EMail Conference

(pictures appear to be missing but its still funny without them)  Grin





What does world winded mean?
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Reply #16 - May 27th, 2021 at 6:32pm
 
That's what I (and others, I suspect) have been trying to figure out for nearly an hour now. Without success, I must add.
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Re: I got an email from the "FBI"
Reply #17 - May 28th, 2021 at 11:03am
 
John Smith wrote on May 27th, 2021 at 6:05pm:
Carl D wrote on May 27th, 2021 at 5:49pm:
lol... after all these years you'd think these scammers would have improved their grammar and sentence structure.

And... what the heck is

Quote:
funds are to be drawn from a registered bank within the world winded???
  Cheesy Cheesy

Reminds me of this from many years ago (2003 actually)

The 3rd Annual Nigerian EMail Conference

(pictures appear to be missing but its still funny without them)  Grin

Grin Grin


* OFFICIAL CONFERENCE PROCEEDINGS *

Grin

(at the bottom is the original article with the missing pictures)
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Re: I got an email from the "FBI"
Reply #18 - May 28th, 2021 at 11:41am
 


re the OP.....

bobby,

You lucky, lucky person !!!!!!



No one ever sends my emails like that !!!       Cry         Cry

Its not fair.


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"....And he said unto him, If they hear not Moses and the prophets, neither will they be persuaded, though one rose from the dead."
Luke 16:31
 
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Re: I got an email from the "FBI"
Reply #19 - May 28th, 2021 at 12:11pm
 
Yadda wrote on May 28th, 2021 at 11:41am:


re the OP.....

bobby,

You lucky, lucky person !!!!!!



No one ever sends my emails like that !!!       Cry         Cry

Its not fair.





Well even the scammers like a fair fight. You'd click instantly.
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In a time of universal deceit — telling the truth is a revolutionary act.

No evidence whatsoever it can be attributed to George Orwell or Eric Arthur Blair (in fact the same guy)
 
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Re: I got an email from the "FBI"
Reply #20 - May 28th, 2021 at 12:16pm
 
Prime Minister for Canyons wrote on May 28th, 2021 at 12:11pm:
Yadda wrote on May 28th, 2021 at 11:41am:


re the OP.....

bobby,

You lucky, lucky person !!!!!!



No one ever sends my emails like that !!!       Cry         Cry

Its not fair.





Well even the scammers like a fair fight. You'd click instantly.



And if Yadda wants to he can claim the $2.5 million for himself.   Smiley
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Re: I got an email from the "FBI"
Reply #21 - May 28th, 2021 at 12:28pm
 
Prime Minister for Canyons wrote on May 28th, 2021 at 12:11pm:
Yadda wrote on May 28th, 2021 at 11:41am:


re the OP.....

bobby,

You lucky, lucky person !!!!!!



No one ever sends my emails like that !!!       Cry         Cry

Its not fair.





Well even the scammers like a fair fight.

You'd click instantly.





Fair fight ?

I avoid fights, like they were 'the plague'.

But anyone who comes to my face, to 'put me down', should not expect 'a fair fight'.




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Re: I got an email from the "FBI"
Reply #22 - May 28th, 2021 at 12:33pm
 
Yadda wrote on May 28th, 2021 at 12:28pm:
Prime Minister for Canyons wrote on May 28th, 2021 at 12:11pm:
Yadda wrote on May 28th, 2021 at 11:41am:


re the OP.....

bobby,

You lucky, lucky person !!!!!!



No one ever sends my emails like that !!!       Cry         Cry

Its not fair.





Well even the scammers like a fair fight.

You'd click instantly.





Fair fight ?

I avoid fights, like they were 'the plague'.

But anyone who comes to my face, to 'put me down', should not expect 'a fair fight'.







I guess your walker does make a good weapon.
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In a time of universal deceit — telling the truth is a revolutionary act.

No evidence whatsoever it can be attributed to George Orwell or Eric Arthur Blair (in fact the same guy)
 
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Re: I got an email from the "FBI"
Reply #23 - May 28th, 2021 at 1:17pm
 
Carl D wrote on May 27th, 2021 at 5:49pm:
lol... after all these years you'd think these scammers would have improved their grammar and sentence structure.

And... what the heck is

Quote:
funds are to be drawn from a registered bank within the world winded???
  Cheesy Cheesy

Reminds me of this from many years ago (2003 actually)

The 3rd Annual Nigerian EMail Conference

(pictures appear to be missing but its still funny without them)  Grin



thats so funny  I am almost sorry I missed it... Wink

I liked the last bit  toilets available in the hotel PLEASE USE THEM>. Grin Grin
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Re: I got an email from the "FBI"
Reply #24 - May 28th, 2021 at 5:56pm
 
Prime Minister for Canyons wrote on May 28th, 2021 at 12:33pm:
Yadda wrote on May 28th, 2021 at 12:28pm:
Prime Minister for Canyons wrote on May 28th, 2021 at 12:11pm:
Yadda wrote on May 28th, 2021 at 11:41am:


re the OP.....

bobby,

You lucky, lucky person !!!!!!



No one ever sends my emails like that !!!       Cry         Cry

Its not fair.





Well even the scammers like a fair fight.

You'd click instantly.





Fair fight ?

I avoid fights, like they were 'the plague'.

But anyone who comes to my face, to 'put me down', should not expect 'a fair fight'.







I guess your walker does make a good weapon.





At my 'advanced' age, i would certainly choose to fight like an old man.


Tongue


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"....And he said unto him, If they hear not Moses and the prophets, neither will they be persuaded, though one rose from the dead."
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Re: I got an email from the "FBI"
Reply #25 - May 28th, 2021 at 6:23pm
 
Yadda wrote on May 28th, 2021 at 5:56pm:
At my 'advanced' age, i would certainly choose to fight like an old man.

Tongue




Or like this:

https://media.gab.com/system/media_attachments/files/075/200/460/original/863bd7...
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Re: I got an email from the "FBI"
Reply #26 - May 28th, 2021 at 6:50pm
 
This could also be an attempt to catfish you.
Always be very careful with unsolicited emails.
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Reply #27 - May 28th, 2021 at 7:24pm
 
Bobby. wrote on May 28th, 2021 at 6:23pm:
Yadda wrote on May 28th, 2021 at 5:56pm:

At my 'advanced' age, i would certainly choose to fight like an old man.

Tongue




Or like this:

https://media.gab.com/system/media_attachments/files/075/200/460/original/863bd7...



Thanks for that bobby !       hehehe

The cop didn't even have the smarts to actually grab hold of the guy, as the cop was pulled, past the 'absconder', that he was after.

Keystone Cops, circa 2021 ?


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keystone_Cops






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Re: I got an email from the "FBI"
Reply #28 - May 28th, 2021 at 8:42pm
 
The Man in the Window wrote on May 28th, 2021 at 6:50pm:
This could also be an attempt to catfish you.
Always be very careful with unsolicited emails. 



He's an African con man

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Reply #29 - Jun 3rd, 2021 at 9:16pm
 
I'm the luckiest man in Australia.
I just got another top secret email.
Now I've won  €11,500, 000.00.    Grin


COPY OF EMAIL.

Dear Friend,

Firstly, I must solicit your confidence in this transaction; this is by virtue of its nature as being utterly confidential and top secret. Though I know that a transaction of this magnitude will make any one apprehensive and worried, but I am assuring you that all will be well at the end of the day. Let me start by first introducing myself properly to you. It may surprise you receiving this letter from me, since there was no previous correspondence between us My Name is Dr/Barrister Anthony Dale, (Spanish Lawyer and Doctor in Law) a personal Attorney to Late Mr. Oliver , an expatriate engineer and contractor

 

My purpose of contacting you is for you to help me to secure his funds deposited with Spanish Bank before he died, to avoid it being confiscated or declared as unclaimed by the Bank. The fund value is €11,500, 000.00 (Eleven Million, Five Hundred Thousand Euros), this money was deposited by my late client before he passed away, he died by stroke and cancer on the 16th April 2014, and up till today his relatives remained unknown.

All relevant documents and information as regards to the cash deposit is in my possession as we speak therefore I guarantee the success of this transaction in all legal definitions. As his attorney I have contacted the bank for the claim of the fund and the Bank has issued me a notice to contact the next of kin or the account will be declared unserviceable and the fund will be retired by the state (Ayuntamiento de Madrid). This type of incident is not new, there are many people who try to evade taxes in their country of origin by depositing their money in a foreign secret accounts but I never knew my late client had one until his accidental death and the eventual disclosure from my contact in the bank. Since this account is secret and there is no one left to claim the fund I am contacting you.

 

I am actually asking for your consent to present you to the Bank as the Next of Kin/beneficiary of my late client’s fund, since you have the same last name and the same country with (Australia), so that the fund will be released to you as his next of kin. All the legal documents to back up your claim as my client’s next of Kin are with me. All I require is your honest cooperation and absolute confidentiality in order to guarantee success.

 

I wish to point out that I want 20% of this money to be shared among the Charity Organizations, while the remaining is shared equally between us. This transaction is entirely risk free. I will use my position as the client’s personal attorney to guarantee the successful execution of this transaction. If you are interested, please contact me Tel: + 34 631 938 079, Email:  anthonydalle22@gmail.com <mailto:anthonydalle22@gmail.com>   upon your response, I shall then provide you with more details and relevant documents that will help you understand more on this transaction.

 

The intended transaction will be processed under legitimacy,which will protect me and you from any violation of law. If you wish to achieve the goal with me, please kindly get back to me with your interest for further explanations and better understanding. Also be kind to let me know if you are not interested so that I can further my search to another Citizen that has the same surname with my late client.

Kindest Regards

C/ Juan Flórez, 8 – 6ª planta.

15004 – A Coruña (España)

Tel: + 34 631 938 079

Email: anthonydalle22@gmail.com <mailto:anthonydalle22@gmail.com>                                 

OUR REF: Y&NGO/KN3/EUR4521

YOU’RE REF: EUR/YT/AMA

Dr. Anthony Dale.

Attorney at Law
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