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Reply #90 - Jun 2nd, 2021 at 5:15pm
 
Yadda has a stage name for live show animal acts at Chez Gordon.

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Reply #91 - Jun 2nd, 2021 at 5:35pm
 
Laugh till you cry wrote on Jun 2nd, 2021 at 5:15pm:
Yadda has a stage name for live show animal acts at Chez Gordon.

https://screengrabsaz.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/01-345.jpg


Well, I hope Sore End, bearded lady, is part of the act. I'd want to see them all.

He bends over, coughs, and his bowels fall out of his anus. 

Fun for all the family, no?
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Reply #92 - Jun 2nd, 2021 at 5:38pm
 
STOP THE BOATS.
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Reply #93 - Jun 2nd, 2021 at 8:12pm
 
Laugh till you cry wrote on Jun 2nd, 2021 at 12:21pm:
It appears that the 1950s social custom of lodgers being safety valves for the sexual needs of community members


Was this your tribal or familial custom, Laugh? Ah, the good ol' days ...
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Reply #94 - Jun 2nd, 2021 at 10:59pm
 
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Reply #96 - Jun 2nd, 2021 at 11:00pm
 
AiA wrote on Jun 2nd, 2021 at 8:12pm:
Laugh till you cry wrote on Jun 2nd, 2021 at 12:21pm:
It appears that the 1950s social custom of lodgers being safety valves for the sexual needs of community members


Was this your tribal or familial custom, Laugh? Ah, the good ol' days ...


Good ole days! Last Tuesday?
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Reply #97 - Jun 2nd, 2021 at 11:04pm
 
AiA wrote on Jun 2nd, 2021 at 9:58am:
Laugh till you cry wrote on Jun 2nd, 2021 at 9:42am:
Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 2nd, 2021 at 2:44am:
Their writing even looks like pigdin.


All writing looks like pidgin to Mr. Hammer except the nonsense on the back of public toilet doors, especially at Chez Gordon.



Does Laugh play his vulva-zela by ear or can he read music?

http://s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/53404/1276693027/vulvazela.gif


That's a cXXt of a thing to play on someone!!
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Reply #98 - Jun 2nd, 2021 at 11:06pm
 
AiA wrote on Jun 2nd, 2021 at 8:12pm:
Laugh till you cry wrote on Jun 2nd, 2021 at 12:21pm:
It appears that the 1950s social custom of lodgers being safety valves for the sexual needs of community members


Was this your tribal or familial custom, Laugh? Ah, the good ol' days ...


AiA should check his own birth records very carefully and correlate them with his family's lodger record.

Given AiA's tendency to attach himself to Chez Gordon as Banana-fingers Haji Gordon's own lodger one doesn't need to scratch grooves in one's cranium to wonder whether AiA hasn't fallen far from the tree.

Does Banana-fingers Haji Gordon buy AiA's dinner or eat AiA's lunch at the Chez Gordon lodgings?
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Reply #99 - Jun 2nd, 2021 at 11:08pm
 
Anyway - the idea of using makeup on dar pussy is ridiculous... real men like it up close and personal.... none of that guff..

"'til she started peeling  off her onion gook,
Took off her wig and said 'How do I look?
I was high flyin'.. bare naked...
Out the window.."
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Reply #100 - Jun 2nd, 2021 at 11:08pm
 
Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 2nd, 2021 at 11:00pm:
AiA wrote on Jun 2nd, 2021 at 8:12pm:
Laugh till you cry wrote on Jun 2nd, 2021 at 12:21pm:
It appears that the 1950s social custom of lodgers being safety valves for the sexual needs of community members


Was this your tribal or familial custom, Laugh? Ah, the good ol' days ...


Good ole days! Last Tuesday?


Laugh has a new book coming out entitled, "Tuesdays with Mother"
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Reply #101 - Jun 2nd, 2021 at 11:13pm
 
AiA wrote on Jun 2nd, 2021 at 11:08pm:
Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 2nd, 2021 at 11:00pm:
AiA wrote on Jun 2nd, 2021 at 8:12pm:
Laugh till you cry wrote on Jun 2nd, 2021 at 12:21pm:
It appears that the 1950s social custom of lodgers being safety valves for the sexual needs of community members


Was this your tribal or familial custom, Laugh? Ah, the good ol' days ...


Good ole days! Last Tuesday?


Laugh has a new book coming out entitled, "Tuesdays with Mother"


Based on AiA's existence as a lodger at Chez Gordon?
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Reply #102 - Jun 2nd, 2021 at 11:19pm
 
Laugh till you cry wrote on Jun 2nd, 2021 at 11:13pm:
AiA wrote on Jun 2nd, 2021 at 11:08pm:
Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 2nd, 2021 at 11:00pm:
AiA wrote on Jun 2nd, 2021 at 8:12pm:
Laugh till you cry wrote on Jun 2nd, 2021 at 12:21pm:
It appears that the 1950s social custom of lodgers being safety valves for the sexual needs of community members


Was this your tribal or familial custom, Laugh? Ah, the good ol' days ...


Good ole days! Last Tuesday?


Laugh has a new book coming out entitled, "Tuesdays with Mother"


Based on AiA's existence as a lodger at Chez Gordon?


No, based on your experience in the dunny ...
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Reply #103 - Jun 2nd, 2021 at 11:20pm
 
Grappler Truth Teller Feller wrote on Jun 2nd, 2021 at 11:04pm:
AiA wrote on Jun 2nd, 2021 at 9:58am:
Laugh till you cry wrote on Jun 2nd, 2021 at 9:42am:
Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 2nd, 2021 at 2:44am:
Their writing even looks like pigdin.


All writing looks like pidgin to Mr. Hammer except the nonsense on the back of public toilet doors, especially at Chez Gordon.



Does Laugh play his vulva-zela by ear or can he read music?

http://s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/53404/1276693027/vulvazela.gif


That's a cXXt of a thing to play on someone!!


Yes, but it is music to Laugh's ears ...
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Reply #104 - Jun 2nd, 2021 at 11:30pm
 
Laff and his mum play 'Bacha Bazi' on Tuesdays.
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