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Re: Vulva makeup
Reply #105 - Jun 2^nd, 2021 at 11:31pm

AiA wrote on Jun 2^nd, 2021 at 11:20pm:

Yes, but it is music to Laugh's ears ...

AiA sings for his supper, dances to accordion music and performs unspeakable acts to demonstrate his devotion to Banana-fingers Haji Gordon in front of bored and dozy associates which were all wishing AiA had a real job that required him to be somewhere other than Chez Gordon.

Banana-fingers Haji Gordon doesn't even respond to AiA's pathetic, groveling, acts of obeisance.

Banana-fingers Haji Gordon just wants AiA to be a good lodger.

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AiA Gold Member Offline Posts: 18405 Gender:	Re: Vulva makeup Reply #106 - Jun 2^nd, 2021 at 11:40pm Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 2^nd, 2021 at 11:30pm: Laff and his mum play 'Bacha Bazi' on Tuesdays. and a good time is had by all
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AiA Gold Member Offline Posts: 18405 Gender:	Re: Vulva makeup Reply #107 - Jun 2^nd, 2021 at 11:40pm flip
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Mr Hammer Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 25212 Gender:	Re: Vulva makeup Reply #108 - Jun 2^nd, 2021 at 11:49pm Mumsy lets Laff wear her burqa.
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AiA Gold Member Offline Posts: 18405 Gender:	Re: Vulva makeup Reply #109 - Jun 2^nd, 2021 at 11:52pm Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 2^nd, 2021 at 11:49pm: Mumsy lets Laff wear her burqa. and Daddy can't tell the difference ...
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Mr Hammer Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 25212 Gender:	Re: Vulva makeup Reply #110 - Jun 2^nd, 2021 at 11:54pm Well, everyone sort of looks the same from behind.
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AiA Gold Member Offline Posts: 18405 Gender:	Re: Vulva makeup Reply #111 - Jun 3^rd, 2021 at 12:03am Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 2^nd, 2021 at 11:54pm: Well, everyone sort of looks the same from behind. fair point ...
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Laugh till you cry Gold Member Offline Posts: 16048 In your happy place Gender:	Re: Vulva makeup Reply #112 - Jun 3^rd, 2021 at 9:01am AiA has been expelled from the lodger's association for social deviance and neglect of lodger duty at Chez Gordon. Yadda is bawling and is bereft of hope as Banana-fingers Haji Gordon has not acknowledged Yadda's urgent need to be dunked head first in a 45-gallon drum of Vulva cosmetics at the Chez Gordon warehouse.
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Re: Vulva makeup
Reply #113 - Jun 3^rd, 2021 at 9:53am

Laugh till you cry wrote on Jun 3^rd, 2021 at 9:01am:

AiA has been expelled from the lodger's association for social deviance and neglect of lodger duty at Chez Gordon.

Yadda is bawling and is bereft of hope as Banana-fingers Haji Gordon has not acknowledged Yadda's urgent need to be dunked head first in a 45-gallon drum of Vulva cosmetics at the Chez Gordon warehouse.

LTYC,
is your pussy nice and white? Grin

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Re: Vulva makeup
Reply #114 - Jun 3^rd, 2021 at 9:56am

Bobby. wrote on Jun 3^rd, 2021 at 9:53am:

Laugh till you cry wrote on Jun 3^rd, 2021 at 9:01am:

AiA has been expelled from the lodger's association for social deviance and neglect of lodger duty at Chez Gordon.

Yadda is bawling and is bereft of hope as Banana-fingers Haji Gordon has not acknowledged Yadda's urgent need to be dunked head first in a 45-gallon drum of Vulva cosmetics at the Chez Gordon warehouse.

LTYC,
is your pussy nice and white? Grin

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Yes. Banana-fingers Haji Gordon is my pussy.

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Re: Vulva makeup
Reply #115 - Jun 3^rd, 2021 at 11:29am

Laugh till you cry wrote on Jun 3^rd, 2021 at 9:01am:

AiA has been expelled from the lodger's association for social deviance and neglect of lodger duty at Chez Gordon.

Yadda is bawling and is bereft of hope as Banana-fingers Haji Gordon has not acknowledged Yadda's urgent need to be dunked head first in a 45-gallon drum of Vulva cosmetics at the Chez Gordon warehouse.

Yadda may need to be euthanased in line with the toxic waste criteria of the Boarder's and Lodger's Act (social deviance).

A hessian bag only holds them for so long.

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Re: Vulva makeup
Reply #116 - Jun 3^rd, 2021 at 11:29am

Bobby. wrote on Jun 3^rd, 2021 at 9:53am:

Laugh till you cry wrote on Jun 3^rd, 2021 at 9:01am:

AiA has been expelled from the lodger's association for social deviance and neglect of lodger duty at Chez Gordon.

Yadda is bawling and is bereft of hope as Banana-fingers Haji Gordon has not acknowledged Yadda's urgent need to be dunked head first in a 45-gallon drum of Vulva cosmetics at the Chez Gordon warehouse.

LTYC,
is your pussy nice and white? Grin

[url]https://blog.ferplast.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/owning-a-white-c
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They're all pink inside, Bobby.

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Bobby. Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 101291 Melbourne Gender:	Re: Vulva makeup Reply #117 - Jun 3^rd, 2021 at 11:54am Karnal, is your pussy nice and white?
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Laugh till you cry Gold Member Offline Posts: 16048 In your happy place Gender:	Re: Vulva makeup Reply #118 - Jun 3^rd, 2021 at 1:14pm Bobby's horizons have been broadened after AiA stretched Bobby's sphincter at Chez Gordon Sphincter Stretching Bureau. Bobby now has 'two-way traffic' signs tattooed on both his arse cheeks.
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Cu Chulainn

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Re: Vulva makeup
Reply #119 - Jun 3^rd, 2021 at 6:46pm

Mattyfisk wrote on Jun 3^rd, 2021 at 11:29am:

Bobby. wrote on Jun 3^rd, 2021 at 9:53am:

Laugh till you cry wrote on Jun 3^rd, 2021 at 9:01am:

AiA has been expelled from the lodger's association for social deviance and neglect of lodger duty at Chez Gordon.

Yadda is bawling and is bereft of hope as Banana-fingers Haji Gordon has not acknowledged Yadda's urgent need to be dunked head first in a 45-gallon drum of Vulva cosmetics at the Chez Gordon warehouse.

LTYC,
is your pussy nice and white? Grin

[url]https://blog.ferplast.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/owning-a-white-c
at-5b1b91a318ba9-900x600.jpg[/url]

They're all pink inside, Bobby.

Are you sure? Have you asked a pathologist? Pink people kinda lose their pinkness when dead, I wonder if that's internal as well? I'm afraid the best be could say definitively at the moment is "They're possibly all pink inside, Bobby. "

edit: It's also safe to say there are few I've "graffitied" white.

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