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Mattyfisk Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 93257 Gender:	Re: Vulva makeup Reply #165 - Jun 4^th, 2021 at 6:26pm Laugh till you cry wrote on Jun 4^th, 2021 at 12:51pm: Bobby, I reject your application to become my disciple. Satan has not yet released you from servitude. No no, Laugh, you are in his every stool. It_is_the_light, no?
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Mr Hammer Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 25212 Gender:	Re: Vulva makeup Reply #166 - Jun 4^th, 2021 at 6:34pm Urdu is such an ugly looking language.
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Re: Vulva makeup
Reply #167 - Jun 4^th, 2021 at 6:35pm

Laugh till you cry wrote on Jun 4^th, 2021 at 12:19pm:

My pussy, Banana-fingers Haji Gordon is offended by Bobby's fingering of him and demands justice.

Bobby's master, Satan has granted my pussy, Banana-fingers Haji Gordon, the right to a bitch-slapping duel with Bobby after which my pussy, Banana-fingers Haji Gordon, will demand the right to finger the unconscious Bobby.

The bitch-slapping duel will be held behind the Bondi sheds which are a region of hell frequented by near naked men playing kettleballs while other older men watch them.

You really must try fingering a Boong, Laugh. It's to die for, and not racist.

Gordon nearly married one once. Okay, she was a Persian princess, but he took her home to meet Mother. Gordon also has a Curry lodger with a surname ending in Vitch.

You see? Not racist. The dick-slapping's just for kicks, you know.

Anyone for tennis?

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Mr Hammer Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 25212 Gender:	Re: Vulva makeup Reply #168 - Jun 4^th, 2021 at 6:35pm .
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Reply #169 - Jun 4^th, 2021 at 6:43pm

Bobby. wrote on Jun 4^th, 2021 at 4:27pm:

Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 4^th, 2021 at 2:04pm:

Bobby the bottom bidder.

LTYC actually likes Bubba.

We all do, Bobby, we all do. There's nothing like it. Once you've tried black there's no going back, no?

To die for. Give up ageing white cadavers like Yadda, dear, they rot the brain. What you want is a nice jolly peach, fully ripe, fully noir.

Just stay away from Chez Gordon's. His all have the clap.

You?

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Re: Vulva makeup
Reply #170 - Jun 4^th, 2021 at 6:44pm

Mattyfisk wrote on Jun 4^th, 2021 at 6:43pm:

Bobby. wrote on Jun 4^th, 2021 at 4:27pm:

Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 4^th, 2021 at 2:04pm:

Bobby the bottom bidder.

LTYC actually likes Bubba.

We all do, Bobby, we all do. There's nothing like it. Once you've tried black there's no going back, no?

To die for. Give up ageing white cadavers like Yadda, dear, they rot the brain. What you want is a nice jolly peach, fully ripe, fully noir.

Just stay away from Chez Gordon's. His all have the clap.

You?

All?

No - only you and LTYC want to meet Bubba.

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Mr Hammer Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 25212 Gender:	Re: Vulva makeup Reply #171 - Jun 4^th, 2021 at 6:46pm Barf is a Bachi Bazi veteran. He uses a soda can for a butt plug.
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Cu Chulainn Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 2135 Gender:	Re: Vulva makeup Reply #172 - Jun 4^th, 2021 at 7:02pm Do vulvae kiss when they makeup?
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Reply #173 - Jun 4^th, 2021 at 7:08pm

Bobby. wrote on Jun 4^th, 2021 at 6:44pm:

Mattyfisk wrote on Jun 4^th, 2021 at 6:43pm:

Bobby. wrote on Jun 4^th, 2021 at 4:27pm:

Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 4^th, 2021 at 2:04pm:

Bobby the bottom bidder.

LTYC actually likes Bubba.

We all do, Bobby, we all do. There's nothing like it. Once you've tried black there's no going back, no?

To die for. Give up ageing white cadavers like Yadda, dear, they rot the brain. What you want is a nice jolly peach, fully ripe, fully noir.

Just stay away from Chez Gordon's. His all have the clap.

You?

All?

No - only you and LTYC want to meet Bubba.

https://www.ozpolitic.com/album/forum-attachments/Bubba_says_the_soap.jpg

I do believe in the importance of good hygiene, dear. I've always said, cleanliness is next to Godliness, no?

Now if you don't mind, I'd like a good scrub. Oh dear, I've dropped my bar of Palmolive Gold.

Pick it up for me, will you, Bobby?

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Bobby. Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 97784 Melbourne Gender:	Re: Vulva makeup Reply #174 - Jun 4^th, 2021 at 7:15pm Mattyfisk wrote on Jun 4^th, 2021 at 7:08pm: I do believe in the importance of good hygiene, dear. I've always said, cleanliness is next to Godliness, no? Now if you don't mind, I'd like a good scrub. Oh dear, I've dropped my bar of Palmolive Gold. Pick it up for me, will you, Bobby? Sure - why not? Here's your bar of soap.
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Bobby. Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 97784 Melbourne Gender:	Re: Vulva makeup Reply #175 - Jun 4^th, 2021 at 7:16pm Cu Chulainn wrote on Jun 4^th, 2021 at 7:02pm: Do vulvae kiss when they makeup? Dunno, Set - is your pussy nice and white?
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Reply #176 - Jun 4^th, 2021 at 7:16pm

Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 4^th, 2021 at 6:46pm:

Barf is a Bachi Bazi veteran. He uses a soda can for a butt plug.

We don't have soda cans in this country, Homo. Who taught you to speak English? Andrei?

The last time I heard from him he was dropping his nickels in a blind veteran's soda can at the San Antonio Conference Centre.

Such a charitable fellow. Alas, he's a wanted man in Australia.

The train police are still chasing him for putting his feet on the seats. The poor dear hasn't been back since. In for a penny, no?

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Re: Vulva makeup
Reply #177 - Jun 4^th, 2021 at 7:19pm

Bobby. wrote on Jun 4^th, 2021 at 7:15pm:

Mattyfisk wrote on Jun 4^th, 2021 at 7:08pm:

I do believe in the importance of good hygiene, dear. I've always said, cleanliness is next to Godliness, no?

Now if you don't mind, I'd like a good scrub. Oh dear, I've dropped my bar of Palmolive Gold.

Pick it up for me, will you, Bobby?

Sure - why not?
Here's your bar of soap.

Saucy. While you're down there, Bobby...

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Cu Chulainn Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 2135 Gender:	Re: Vulva makeup Reply #178 - Jun 4^th, 2021 at 7:20pm Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 4^th, 2021 at 6:34pm: Urdu is such an ugly looking language. I'm interested to know what you mean by ugly. Is it the written form or how it sounds, perhaps their verbs are not... conjugal enough.
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Re: Vulva makeup
Reply #179 - Jun 4^th, 2021 at 7:28pm

Bobby. wrote on Jun 4^th, 2021 at 7:16pm:

Cu Chulainn wrote on Jun 4^th, 2021 at 7:02pm:

Do vulvae kiss when they makeup?

Dunno,
Set - is your pussy nice and white?

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Only the fur, dear. Miss Slokum was a good ten minutes late on Tuesday. She said she had to shave her pussy.

It's the season, you see. Fur balls. She said the best thing to do is shave it all off.

Miss Slokum read about it in the magazines, you know. They're saying all the big celebrities are doing it.

Personally, I don't know why they bother. The poor thing always gets a rash.

You?

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