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Re: Vulva makeup
Reply #180 - Jun 4^th, 2021 at 7:32pm

Mattyfisk wrote on Jun 4^th, 2021 at 7:28pm:

Bobby. wrote on Jun 4^th, 2021 at 7:16pm:

Cu Chulainn wrote on Jun 4^th, 2021 at 7:02pm:

Do vulvae kiss when they makeup?

Dunno,
Set - is your pussy nice and white?

[url]https://blog.ferplast.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/owning-a-white-c
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Only the fur, dear. Miss Slokum was a good ten minutes late on Tuesday. She said she had to shave her pussy.

It's the season, you see. Fur balls. She said the best thing to do is shave it all off.

Miss Slokum read about it in the magazines, you know. They're saying all the big celebrities are doing it.

Personally, I don't know why they bother. The poor thing always gets a rash.

You?

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Re: Vulva makeup
Reply #181 - Jun 4^th, 2021 at 7:34pm

Mattyfisk wrote on Jun 4^th, 2021 at 7:19pm:

Bobby. wrote on Jun 4^th, 2021 at 7:15pm:

Mattyfisk wrote on Jun 4^th, 2021 at 7:08pm:

I do believe in the importance of good hygiene, dear. I've always said, cleanliness is next to Godliness, no?

Now if you don't mind, I'd like a good scrub. Oh dear, I've dropped my bar of Palmolive Gold.

Pick it up for me, will you, Bobby?

Sure - why not?
Here's your bar of soap.

Saucy. While you're down there, Bobby...

Don't get any ideas. Grin

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Cu Chulainn

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Re: Vulva makeup
Reply #184 - Jun 4^th, 2021 at 7:36pm

Bobby. wrote on Jun 4^th, 2021 at 7:16pm:

Cu Chulainn wrote on Jun 4^th, 2021 at 7:02pm:

Do vulvae kiss when they makeup?

Dunno,
Set - is your pussy nice and white?

[url]https://blog.ferplast.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/owning-a-white-c
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Yes Bobby it is, as have they all, shiromi koneko(white meat kitties).

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Gordon Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 20333 Gordon Gender:	Re: Vulva makeup Reply #185 - Jun 4^th, 2021 at 7:38pm Indians prefer a white pussy
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Gordon Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 20333 Gordon Gender:	Re: Vulva makeup Reply #186 - Jun 4^th, 2021 at 7:40pm What does the voice over at the end say, freshness to the Curry?
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Re: Vulva makeup
Reply #187 - Jun 4^th, 2021 at 7:40pm

Mattyfisk wrote on Jun 4^th, 2021 at 7:16pm:

Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 4^th, 2021 at 6:46pm:

Barf is a Bachi Bazi veteran. He uses a soda can for a butt plug.

We don't have soda cans in this country, Homo. Who taught you to speak English? Andrei?

The last time I heard from him he was dropping his nickels in a blind veteran's soda can at the San Antonio Conference Centre.

Such a charitable fellow. Alas, he's a wanted man in Australia.

The train police are still chasing him for putting his feet on the seats. The poor dear hasn't been back since. In for a penny, no?

Translation anyone? Something about haling a tuk-tuk? Arranging a back, sack and crack? Public defecation?

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Cu Chulainn

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Re: Vulva makeup
Reply #188 - Jun 4^th, 2021 at 7:44pm

Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 4^th, 2021 at 7:40pm:

Mattyfisk wrote on Jun 4^th, 2021 at 7:16pm:

Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 4^th, 2021 at 6:46pm:

Barf is a Bachi Bazi veteran. He uses a soda can for a butt plug.

We don't have soda cans in this country, Homo. Who taught you to speak English? Andrei?

The last time I heard from him he was dropping his nickels in a blind veteran's soda can at the San Antonio Conference Centre.

Such a charitable fellow. Alas, he's a wanted man in Australia.

The train police are still chasing him for putting his feet on the seats. The poor dear hasn't been back since. In for a penny, no?

Translation anyone? Something about haling a tuk-tuk? Arranging a back, sack and crack? Public defecation?

I can but it will probably still make as much sense as it does now.

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Silly old poof: We don't have soda cans in this country, Homo. Who taught you to speak English? Andrei?

-He's being pedantic about the word "soda" and at the same time making out you are Andrei, a former GMod.

Silly old poof: The last time I heard from him he was dropping his nickels in a blind veteran's soda can at the San Antonio Conference Centre.

-Another aside to Andrei so totally meaningless, just letting the self ejaculate run over his tongue.

Silly old poof: Such a charitable fellow. Alas, he's a wanted man in Australia.

The train police are still chasing him for putting his feet on the seats. The poor dear hasn't been back since. In for a penny, no?

-Surely you can see where this is going?

-K has nothing so he is visiting the sins of others upon you.

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Mr Hammer Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 25212 Gender:	Re: Vulva makeup Reply #190 - Jun 4^th, 2021 at 8:01pm Surely someone must know some pigdin.
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Setanta Gold Member Offline \/ Peace man! Posts: 16087 Northern NSW Gender:	Re: Vulva makeup Reply #191 - Jun 4^th, 2021 at 8:22pm Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 4^th, 2021 at 8:01pm: Surely someone must know some pigdin. I can pretend! K say Hammer belonga Andrei. K say Andrei belonga Hammer. K say much much.
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Bobby. Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 97784 Melbourne Gender:	Re: Vulva makeup Reply #192 - Jun 4^th, 2021 at 8:37pm Cu Chulainn wrote on Jun 4^th, 2021 at 7:36pm: Bobby. wrote on Jun 4^th, 2021 at 7:16pm: Cu Chulainn wrote on Jun 4^th, 2021 at 7:02pm: Do vulvae kiss when they makeup? Dunno, Set - is your pussy nice and white? Yes Bobby it is, as have they all, shiromi koneko(white meat kitties). That's good to know.
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