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Mr Hammer Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 25212 Gender:	Re: Vulva makeup Reply #195 - Jun 4^th, 2021 at 8:39pm Setanta wrote on Jun 4^th, 2021 at 8:22pm: Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 4^th, 2021 at 8:01pm: Surely someone must know some pigdin. I can pretend! K say Hammer belonga Andrei. K say Andrei belonga Hammer. K say much much. Aw, right! Thanks for that, Set.
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Re: Vulva makeup
Reply #196 - Jun 4^th, 2021 at 8:45pm

Cu Chulainn wrote on Jun 4^th, 2021 at 7:44pm:

I can but it will probably still make as much sense as it does now.

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Silly old poof: We don't have soda cans in this country, Homo. Who taught you to speak English? Andrei?

-He's being pedantic about the word "soda" and at the same time making out you are Andrei, a former GMod.

Silly old poof: The last time I heard from him he was dropping his nickels in a blind veteran's soda can at the San Antonio Conference Centre.

-Another aside to Andrei so totally meaningless, just letting the self ejaculate run over his tongue.

Silly old poof: Such a charitable fellow. Alas, he's a wanted man in Australia.

The train police are still chasing him for putting his feet on the seats. The poor dear hasn't been back since. In for a penny, no?

-Surely you can see where this is going?

-K has nothing so he is visiting the sins of others upon you.

An aimless and meaningless drunken rant from Ozpolitic's Rip Van Winkle.

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Please don't thank me. Effusive fawning and obeisance of disciples, mendicants, and foot-kissers embarrass me.

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Mr Hammer Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 25212 Gender:	Re: Vulva makeup Reply #197 - Jun 4^th, 2021 at 8:47pm What does Karnal mean by 'too buku'?
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AiA Gold Member Offline Posts: 18405 Gender:	Re: Vulva makeup Reply #198 - Jun 4^th, 2021 at 9:45pm Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 4^th, 2021 at 7:46pm: Gordon wrote on Jun 4^th, 2021 at 7:38pm: Indians prefer a white pussy Karnal prefers vindaloo sauce. Something cool and wet on Karnal's vulva will relieve the irritation from the Vindaloo. Hammer, is your tongue available?
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Mr Hammer Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 25212 Gender:	Re: Vulva makeup Reply #199 - Jun 4^th, 2021 at 9:58pm Can I have pappadoms?
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rhino Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 17179 Gender:	Re: Vulva makeup Reply #200 - Jun 4^th, 2021 at 10:01pm Setanta wrote on Jun 4^th, 2021 at 8:22pm: Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 4^th, 2021 at 8:01pm: Surely someone must know some pigdin. I can pretend! K say Hammer belonga Andrei. K say Andrei belonga Hammer. K say much much.
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AiA Gold Member Offline Posts: 18405 Gender:	Re: Vulva makeup Reply #201 - Jun 4^th, 2021 at 10:04pm Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 4^th, 2021 at 9:58pm: Can I have pappadoms? All you can eat
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AiA Gold Member Offline Posts: 18405 Gender:	Re: Vulva makeup Reply #202 - Jun 4^th, 2021 at 10:06pm AiA wrote on Jun 4^th, 2021 at 10:04pm: Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 4^th, 2021 at 9:58pm: Can I have pappadoms? All you can eat and as a side, you can enjoy Karnal's signature dish: bacterial vaginosis
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rhino Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 17179 Gender:	Re: Vulva makeup Reply #203 - Jun 4^th, 2021 at 10:08pm .....
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Mr Hammer Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 25212 Gender:	Re: Vulva makeup Reply #204 - Jun 4^th, 2021 at 10:08pm I'd be like Shiva but with many tongues instead of arms.
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AiA Gold Member Offline Posts: 18405 Gender:	Re: Vulva makeup Reply #205 - Jun 4^th, 2021 at 10:10pm Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 4^th, 2021 at 10:08pm: I'd be like Shiva but with many tongues instead of arms. and Karnal would worship you as a God ...
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Mr Hammer Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 25212 Gender:	Re: Vulva makeup Reply #206 - Jun 4^th, 2021 at 10:14pm I'd play Karnal like a sitar.
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AiA Gold Member Offline Posts: 18405 Gender:	Re: Vulva makeup Reply #207 - Jun 4^th, 2021 at 10:22pm Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 4^th, 2021 at 10:14pm: I'd play Karnal like a sitar. Stop or you will make Bobby jealous
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Re: Vulva makeup
Reply #208 - Jun 4^th, 2021 at 10:22pm

Bobby. wrote on Jun 4^th, 2021 at 7:34pm:

Mattyfisk wrote on Jun 4^th, 2021 at 7:19pm:

Bobby. wrote on Jun 4^th, 2021 at 7:15pm:

Mattyfisk wrote on Jun 4^th, 2021 at 7:08pm:

I do believe in the importance of good hygiene, dear. I've always said, cleanliness is next to Godliness, no?

Now if you don't mind, I'd like a good scrub. Oh dear, I've dropped my bar of Palmolive Gold.

Pick it up for me, will you, Bobby?

Sure - why not?
Here's your bar of soap.

Saucy. While you're down there, Bobby...

Don't get any ideas. Grin

No, you offered. You said, here's your bar of soap, Karnal. Most kind of you. You even foamed it up.

Now I wouldn't mind, if you please, a little scrub. I expect all my extremities to be right as rain by Monday morning.

I have an inspection, you see. I need everything, so to speak, lickety split.

Get down, Bobby. You go, girl. I expect to feel suitably pleasured.

You?

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Mr Hammer Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 25212 Gender:	Re: Vulva makeup Reply #209 - Jun 4^th, 2021 at 10:26pm Bobby'd be like a truffle pig.
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