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Re: Vulva makeup
Reply #225 - Jun 6^th, 2021 at 12:45am

Laugh till you cry wrote on Jun 5^th, 2021 at 1:14pm:

Perhaps the Ozpolitic sad wretch Yadda could choose surgery instead of being dunked head-first into a 45-gallon drum of Chez Gordon brand Vulva cosmetics.

Removing the head would be an act of mercy, dear.

I can take over the Bible-verse posting if it makes things any easier.

You?

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Re: Vulva makeup
Reply #226 - Jun 6^th, 2021 at 12:48am

AiA wrote on Jun 5^th, 2021 at 6:27pm:

Mattyfisk wrote on Jun 4^th, 2021 at 11:31pm:

. I, for one, have a piece of pork in - excuse me - my pussy.

I suspect that the secrets of your vagina, Karnal, are only of interest to Hammer but your vaginal odour might cause Laugh to come sniffing around ...

Indeed. I've decided to go with Gordon's Vulva Juice. At three easy payments of $19.99, it's a steal.

Now, I'll need Monday morning off to shave my pussy.

Are you free, Miss Brahms?

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Mattyfisk Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 94611 Gender:	Re: Vulva makeup Reply #227 - Jun 6^th, 2021 at 12:49am Ajax wrote on Jun 5^th, 2021 at 10:45am: brunch anyone..........?! https://i.ibb.co/jD2G3pt/vaginas.jpg Miam miam.
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AiA Gold Member Offline Posts: 18405 Gender:	Re: Vulva makeup Reply #228 - Jun 6^th, 2021 at 9:45am flip
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AiA Gold Member Offline Posts: 18405 Gender:	Re: Vulva makeup Reply #229 - Jun 6^th, 2021 at 9:46am flip
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Re: Vulva makeup
Reply #230 - Jun 6^th, 2021 at 9:49am

Mattyfisk wrote on Jun 6^th, 2021 at 12:48am:

AiA wrote on Jun 5^th, 2021 at 6:27pm:

Mattyfisk wrote on Jun 4^th, 2021 at 11:31pm:

. I, for one, have a piece of pork in - excuse me - my pussy.

I suspect that the secrets of your vagina, Karnal, are only of interest to Hammer but your vaginal odour might cause Laugh to come sniffing around ...

Indeed. I've decided to go with Gordon's Vulva Juice. At three easy payments of $19.99, it's a steal.

Now, I'll need Monday morning off to shave my pussy.

Are you free, Miss Brahms?

Forget Gordon's juice, Karnal. Vaginal steaming is the way to go - you will come out feeling as tight and clean as a virgin.

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“Jerry, just remember: It’s not a lie … if you believe it.” George Costanza

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Mattyfisk Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 94611 Gender:	Re: Vulva makeup Reply #231 - Jun 6^th, 2021 at 3:50pm Oh, I tried that when my pussy came down with a cold. I put it under a towel to steam with some Fryer's Balsam. The poor thing came out drenched. You do know they hate getting wet.
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Mr Hammer Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 25212 Gender:	Re: Vulva makeup Reply #232 - Jun 6^th, 2021 at 10:30pm You could always use my ears as pedals.
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Re: Vulva makeup
Reply #233 - Jun 7^th, 2021 at 1:24pm

Mattyfisk wrote on Jun 6^th, 2021 at 12:48am:

AiA wrote on Jun 5^th, 2021 at 6:27pm:

Mattyfisk wrote on Jun 4^th, 2021 at 11:31pm:

. I, for one, have a piece of pork in - excuse me - my pussy.

I suspect that the secrets of your vagina, Karnal, are only of interest to Hammer but your vaginal odour might cause Laugh to come sniffing around ...

Indeed. I've decided to go with Gordon's Vulva Juice. At three easy payments of $19.99, it's a steal.

Now, I'll need Monday morning off to shave my pussy.

Are you free, Miss Brahms?

Just a bit off the sides please.

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Re: Vulva makeup
Reply #234 - Jun 7^th, 2021 at 1:39pm

Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 7^th, 2021 at 1:24pm:

Mattyfisk wrote on Jun 6^th, 2021 at 12:48am:

AiA wrote on Jun 5^th, 2021 at 6:27pm:

Mattyfisk wrote on Jun 4^th, 2021 at 11:31pm:

. I, for one, have a piece of pork in - excuse me - my pussy.

I suspect that the secrets of your vagina, Karnal, are only of interest to Hammer but your vaginal odour might cause Laugh to come sniffing around ...

Indeed. I've decided to go with Gordon's Vulva Juice. At three easy payments of $19.99, it's a steal.

Now, I'll need Monday morning off to shave my pussy.

Are you free, Miss Brahms?

Just a bit off the sides please.

And long at the back, eh?

But of course. Business at the front, no?

We'll have you looking like Jimmy Barnes circa 1984 in no time, dear. And will sir be having a perm?

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Re: Vulva makeup
Reply #235 - Jun 7^th, 2021 at 1:40pm

AiA wrote on Jun 6^th, 2021 at 9:49am:

Mattyfisk wrote on Jun 6^th, 2021 at 12:48am:

AiA wrote on Jun 5^th, 2021 at 6:27pm:

Mattyfisk wrote on Jun 4^th, 2021 at 11:31pm:

. I, for one, have a piece of pork in - excuse me - my pussy.

I suspect that the secrets of your vagina, Karnal, are only of interest to Hammer but your vaginal odour might cause Laugh to come sniffing around ...

Indeed. I've decided to go with Gordon's Vulva Juice. At three easy payments of $19.99, it's a steal.

Now, I'll need Monday morning off to shave my pussy.

Are you free, Miss Brahms?

Forget Gordon's juice, Karnal. Vaginal steaming is the way to go - you will come out feeling as tight and clean as a virgin.

Oh, I can't wait. Bright and shiny and new, no?

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Mr Hammer Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 25212 Gender:	Re: Vulva makeup Reply #236 - Jun 8^th, 2021 at 8:05am .
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Mr Hammer Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 25212 Gender:	Re: Vulva makeup Reply #237 - Jun 19^th, 2021 at 7:17am I love eating out tinted moot.
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Laugh till you cry Gold Member Offline Posts: 16046 In your happy place Gender:	Re: Vulva makeup Reply #238 - Jun 19^th, 2021 at 12:04pm Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 19^th, 2021 at 7:17am: I love eating out tinted moot. Is Banana-fingers Haji Gordon rancid, encrusted, sphincter out of stock behind the sheds at Bondi?
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Gordon Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 20447 Gordon Gender:	Re: Vulva makeup Reply #239 - Jun 19^th, 2021 at 12:07pm Laugh till you cry wrote on Jun 19^th, 2021 at 12:04pm: Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 19^th, 2021 at 7:17am: I love eating out tinted moot. Is Banana-fingers Haji Gordon rancid, encrusted, sphincter out of stock behind the sheds at Bondi? LoL laugh posting about bumholes, yet again. You should live in India with Aussie.
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