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Reply #255 - Jun 22nd, 2021 at 2:15pm
 
Laugh till you cry wrote on Jun 19th, 2021 at 1:46pm:
AiA wrote on Jun 19th, 2021 at 1:44pm:
Laugh lost his canned goods a long time ago


At the Chez Gordon lodger's ball?


I could have danced all night, Laugh. They served angels on horseback. Yadda did his performance art.

Divine.
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Reply #256 - Jun 22nd, 2021 at 5:23pm
 
Laugh till you cry wrote on Jun 19th, 2021 at 1:46pm:
AiA wrote on Jun 19th, 2021 at 1:44pm:
Laugh lost his canned goods a long time ago


At the Chez Gordon lodger's ball?


I could have danced all night, Laugh. They served angels on horseback. Yadda did his performance art.

Divine.
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Reply #257 - Jun 22nd, 2021 at 5:26pm
 
[quote author=Mr_Hammer link=1622426096/247#247 date=1624075838][quote author=AiA_in_Atlanta link=1622426096/246#246 date=1624075705][quote author=Laugh_till_you_cry link=1622426096/242#242 date=1624074391][quote author=AiA_in_Atlanta link=1622426096/241#241 date=1624074272]Laugh lost his canned goods a long time ago[/quote]

At the Chez Gordon lodger's ball?[/quote]

I can't imagine where you lost your anal virginity ...
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Dancing for men in Peshawar.
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No, dear, Rooty Hill. Mother's neighbours know how to throw a bash, no?

Any goat meat this year?
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Reply #258 - Jun 22nd, 2021 at 10:57pm
 
New neighbours. ASIO, the AFP and or the NSW Police must have got on to our middle eastern friends. On the plus side, the grape vine is looking awesome.
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Reply #259 - Jun 22nd, 2021 at 11:19pm
 
Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 22nd, 2021 at 10:57pm:
New neighbours. ASIO, the AFP and or the NSW Police must have got on to our middle eastern friends. On the plus side, the grape vine is looking awesome.


What kind of Aussie grows a grape vine on his mother's fence?
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Reply #260 - Jun 22nd, 2021 at 11:32pm
 
I'm not Australian I'm persona non gratia.
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Reply #261 - Jun 23rd, 2021 at 3:29am
 
Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 22nd, 2021 at 11:32pm:
I'm not Australian I'm persona non gratia.


Your genital warts are the problem
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Reply #262 - Jun 23rd, 2021 at 11:21am
 
AiA wrote on Jun 23rd, 2021 at 3:29am:
Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 22nd, 2021 at 11:32pm:
I'm not Australian I'm persona non gratia.


Your genital warts are the problem


Karnal likes the texture.
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Reply #263 - Jun 23rd, 2021 at 1:04pm
 
Mattyfisk wrote on Jun 22nd, 2021 at 2:15pm:
Laugh till you cry wrote on Jun 19th, 2021 at 1:46pm:
AiA wrote on Jun 19th, 2021 at 1:44pm:
Laugh lost his canned goods a long time ago


At the Chez Gordon lodger's ball?


I could have danced all night, Laugh. They served angels on horseback. Yadda did his performance art.

Divine.


Dark Town Strutters Ball - or in the case of Laughing Boy the Dark Town Stutters Ball... no offence to the physically disabled.... it's a mental situation for him...
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Reply #264 - Jun 23rd, 2021 at 5:37pm
 
Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 22nd, 2021 at 11:32pm:
I'm not Australian I'm persona non gratia.


Ah. Latin, are you? A dirty wog?

What happened to Welsh?
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Reply #265 - Jun 23rd, 2021 at 7:58pm
 
Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 23rd, 2021 at 11:21am:
AiA wrote on Jun 23rd, 2021 at 3:29am:
Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 22nd, 2021 at 11:32pm:
I'm not Australian I'm persona non gratia.


Your genital warts are the problem


Karnal likes the texture.


They taste a bit like mussels. Not bad in a red sauce.

Much nicer than Y's boils. Gordon had a minor riot on his hands the last time he tried serving up that.

Stick to the landlording, Gordon. Leave the catering to the experts, dear.
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Reply #266 - Jun 23rd, 2021 at 8:25pm
 
Mattyfisk wrote on Jun 22nd, 2021 at 2:15pm:
Laugh till you cry wrote on Jun 19th, 2021 at 1:46pm:
AiA wrote on Jun 19th, 2021 at 1:44pm:
Laugh lost his canned goods a long time ago


At the Chez Gordon lodger's ball?


I could have danced all night, Laugh. They served angels on horseback. Yadda did his performance art.

Divine.


That was such a night to remember, right up until the effect of the oysters kicked in when you and Laugh started trying to turkey slap Bobby and Cods.

Your ban is in effect for another year, but try to remember, Karnal, what's OK in your gay clubs in Bangkok is not cool at CGs.

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Reply #267 - Jun 23rd, 2021 at 8:57pm
 
Gordon wrote on Jun 23rd, 2021 at 8:25pm:
Mattyfisk wrote on Jun 22nd, 2021 at 2:15pm:
Laugh till you cry wrote on Jun 19th, 2021 at 1:46pm:
AiA wrote on Jun 19th, 2021 at 1:44pm:
Laugh lost his canned goods a long time ago


At the Chez Gordon lodger's ball?


I could have danced all night, Laugh. They served angels on horseback. Yadda did his performance art.

Divine.


That was such a night to remember, right up until the effect of the oysters kicked in when you and Laugh started trying to turkey slap Bobby and Cods.

Your ban is in effect for another year, but try to remember, Karnal, what's OK in your gay clubs in Bangkok is not cool at CGs.



In my masturbatory memory I can still see Karnal dancing like a hairier version of Sade.
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Reply #268 - Jun 23rd, 2021 at 9:04pm
 
Be careful Hammer: Karnal has been reading romance novels again and highlighting the words "love sword" on almost every page ...
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Reply #269 - Jun 23rd, 2021 at 9:06pm
 
AiA wrote on Jun 23rd, 2021 at 9:04pm:
Be careful Hammer: Karnal has been reading romance novels again and highlighting the words "love sword" on almost every page ...


That's the instruction manual to her vibe.
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