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Reply #270 - Jun 23rd, 2021 at 10:37pm
 
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AiA wrote on Jun 23rd, 2021 at 9:04pm:
Be careful Hammer: Karnal has been reading romance novels again and highlighting the words "love sword" on almost every page ...


That's the instruction manual to her vibe.


Karnal's dream vibrator is the Yodeling Pickle as she fancies herself to be Heidi, Girl of the Swiss Alps

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0010VS078?ref_=pfb_74gknha4b8g708d85c192ke0emcf&tag=f...
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Reply #275 - Jun 23rd, 2021 at 10:50pm
 
AiA wrote on Jun 23rd, 2021 at 10:37pm:
Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 23rd, 2021 at 9:06pm:
AiA wrote on Jun 23rd, 2021 at 9:04pm:
Be careful Hammer: Karnal has been reading romance novels again and highlighting the words "love sword" on almost every page ...


That's the instruction manual to her vibe.


Karnal's dream vibrator is the Yodeling Pickle as she fancies herself to be Heidi, Girl of the Swiss Alps

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0010VS078?ref_=pfb_74gknha4b8g708d85c192ke0emcf&tag=f...


Is that the Hulk's finger?
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Reply #276 - Jun 23rd, 2021 at 11:02pm
 
AiA wrote on Jun 23rd, 2021 at 10:37pm:
Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 23rd, 2021 at 9:06pm:
AiA wrote on Jun 23rd, 2021 at 9:04pm:
Be careful Hammer: Karnal has been reading romance novels again and highlighting the words "love sword" on almost every page ...


That's the instruction manual to her vibe.


Karnal's dream vibrator is the Yodeling Pickle as she fancies herself to be Heidi, Girl of the Swiss Alps

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0010VS078?ref_=pfb_74gknha4b8g708d85c192ke0emcf&tag=f...


He's got you there, Gordon, the jig's up.

You fished this out of a Boong, A, admit it. You found her limping off a bus in Dubbo.

I hope she survived having Gordon's gangrenous finger pulled out of her, poor thing, it's been nearly twenty years.
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Reply #277 - Jun 23rd, 2021 at 11:06pm
 
Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 23rd, 2021 at 10:50pm:
AiA wrote on Jun 23rd, 2021 at 10:37pm:
Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 23rd, 2021 at 9:06pm:
AiA wrote on Jun 23rd, 2021 at 9:04pm:
Be careful Hammer: Karnal has been reading romance novels again and highlighting the words "love sword" on almost every page ...


That's the instruction manual to her vibe.


Karnal's dream vibrator is the Yodeling Pickle as she fancies herself to be Heidi, Girl of the Swiss Alps

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0010VS078?ref_=pfb_74gknha4b8g708d85c192ke0emcf&tag=f...


Is that the Hulk's finger?


I'll have you know Gordon's intact, Homo.

The disease only effects the digits they use to count money, no?
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Reply #278 - Jun 23rd, 2021 at 11:37pm
 
Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 23rd, 2021 at 10:50pm:
AiA wrote on Jun 23rd, 2021 at 10:37pm:
Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 23rd, 2021 at 9:06pm:
AiA wrote on Jun 23rd, 2021 at 9:04pm:
Be careful Hammer: Karnal has been reading romance novels again and highlighting the words "love sword" on almost every page ...


That's the instruction manual to her vibe.


Karnal's dream vibrator is the Yodeling Pickle as she fancies herself to be Heidi, Girl of the Swiss Alps

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0010VS078?ref_=pfb_74gknha4b8g708d85c192ke0emcf&tag=f...


Is that the Hulk's finger?


Karnal can only wish ...
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Reply #279 - Jun 23rd, 2021 at 11:38pm
 
I've got the Hulk's tongue.
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Reply #280 - Jun 23rd, 2021 at 11:44pm
 
Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 23rd, 2021 at 11:38pm:
I've got the Hulk's tongue.



Karnal She-Hulk will likely knock you unconscious during fellatio
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Reply #281 - Jun 23rd, 2021 at 11:47pm
 
AiA wrote on Jun 23rd, 2021 at 11:44pm:
Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 23rd, 2021 at 11:38pm:
I've got the Hulk's tongue.



Karnal She-Hulk will likely knock you unconscious during fellatio


I'll be smothered to death during cunnilingus too.
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Reply #282 - Jun 23rd, 2021 at 11:50pm
 
Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 23rd, 2021 at 11:47pm:
AiA wrote on Jun 23rd, 2021 at 11:44pm:
Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 23rd, 2021 at 11:38pm:
I've got the Hulk's tongue.



Karnal She-Hulk will likely knock you unconscious during fellatio


I'll be smothered to death during cunnilingus too.


Who else would you eat out besides your first cousin Karnal? Enjoy!
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Reply #283 - Jun 23rd, 2021 at 11:53pm
 
AiA wrote on Jun 23rd, 2021 at 11:50pm:
Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 23rd, 2021 at 11:47pm:
AiA wrote on Jun 23rd, 2021 at 11:44pm:
Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 23rd, 2021 at 11:38pm:
I've got the Hulk's tongue.



Karnal She-Hulk will likely knock you unconscious during fellatio


I'll be smothered to death during cunnilingus too.


Who else would you eat out besides your first cousin Karnal? Enjoy!


Karny can use my ears as pedals.
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Reply #284 - Jun 23rd, 2021 at 11:56pm
 
Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 23rd, 2021 at 11:53pm:
AiA wrote on Jun 23rd, 2021 at 11:50pm:
Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 23rd, 2021 at 11:47pm:
AiA wrote on Jun 23rd, 2021 at 11:44pm:
Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 23rd, 2021 at 11:38pm:
I've got the Hulk's tongue.



Karnal She-Hulk will likely knock you unconscious during fellatio


I'll be smothered to death during cunnilingus too.


Who else would you eat out besides your first cousin Karnal? Enjoy!


Karny can use my ears as pedals.


Be careful! It doesn't matter how strong your tongue is: Karnal She-Hulk’s vaginal muscles alone, if she were to orgasm, would be enough to earn you a trip to the E.R and you might even lose your head.
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