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Re: Vulva makeup
Reply #270 - Jun 23^rd, 2021 at 10:37pm

Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 23^rd, 2021 at 9:06pm:

AiA wrote on Jun 23^rd, 2021 at 9:04pm:

Be careful Hammer: Karnal has been reading romance novels again and highlighting the words "love sword" on almost every page ...

That's the instruction manual to her vibe.

Karnal's dream vibrator is the Yodeling Pickle as she fancies herself to be Heidi, Girl of the Swiss Alps

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0010VS078?ref_=pfb_74gknha4b8g708d85c192ke0emcf&tag=f...

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Re: Vulva makeup
Reply #275 - Jun 23^rd, 2021 at 10:50pm

AiA wrote on Jun 23^rd, 2021 at 10:37pm:

Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 23^rd, 2021 at 9:06pm:

AiA wrote on Jun 23^rd, 2021 at 9:04pm:

Be careful Hammer: Karnal has been reading romance novels again and highlighting the words "love sword" on almost every page ...

That's the instruction manual to her vibe.

Karnal's dream vibrator is the Yodeling Pickle as she fancies herself to be Heidi, Girl of the Swiss Alps

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0010VS078?ref_=pfb_74gknha4b8g708d85c192ke0emcf&tag=f...

Is that the Hulk's finger?

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Re: Vulva makeup
Reply #276 - Jun 23^rd, 2021 at 11:02pm

AiA wrote on Jun 23^rd, 2021 at 10:37pm:

Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 23^rd, 2021 at 9:06pm:

AiA wrote on Jun 23^rd, 2021 at 9:04pm:

Be careful Hammer: Karnal has been reading romance novels again and highlighting the words "love sword" on almost every page ...

That's the instruction manual to her vibe.

Karnal's dream vibrator is the Yodeling Pickle as she fancies herself to be Heidi, Girl of the Swiss Alps

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0010VS078?ref_=pfb_74gknha4b8g708d85c192ke0emcf&tag=f...

He's got you there, Gordon, the jig's up.

You fished this out of a Boong, A, admit it. You found her limping off a bus in Dubbo.

I hope she survived having Gordon's gangrenous finger pulled out of her, poor thing, it's been nearly twenty years.

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Re: Vulva makeup
Reply #277 - Jun 23^rd, 2021 at 11:06pm

Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 23^rd, 2021 at 10:50pm:

AiA wrote on Jun 23^rd, 2021 at 10:37pm:

Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 23^rd, 2021 at 9:06pm:

AiA wrote on Jun 23^rd, 2021 at 9:04pm:

Be careful Hammer: Karnal has been reading romance novels again and highlighting the words "love sword" on almost every page ...

That's the instruction manual to her vibe.

Karnal's dream vibrator is the Yodeling Pickle as she fancies herself to be Heidi, Girl of the Swiss Alps

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0010VS078?ref_=pfb_74gknha4b8g708d85c192ke0emcf&tag=f...

Is that the Hulk's finger?

I'll have you know Gordon's intact, Homo.

The disease only effects the digits they use to count money, no?

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Re: Vulva makeup
Reply #278 - Jun 23^rd, 2021 at 11:37pm

Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 23^rd, 2021 at 10:50pm:

AiA wrote on Jun 23^rd, 2021 at 10:37pm:

Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 23^rd, 2021 at 9:06pm:

AiA wrote on Jun 23^rd, 2021 at 9:04pm:

Be careful Hammer: Karnal has been reading romance novels again and highlighting the words "love sword" on almost every page ...

That's the instruction manual to her vibe.

Karnal's dream vibrator is the Yodeling Pickle as she fancies herself to be Heidi, Girl of the Swiss Alps

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0010VS078?ref_=pfb_74gknha4b8g708d85c192ke0emcf&tag=f...

Is that the Hulk's finger?

Karnal can only wish ...

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Mr Hammer Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 25212 Gender:	Re: Vulva makeup Reply #279 - Jun 23^rd, 2021 at 11:38pm I've got the Hulk's tongue.
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AiA Gold Member Offline Posts: 18405 Gender:	Re: Vulva makeup Reply #280 - Jun 23^rd, 2021 at 11:44pm Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 23^rd, 2021 at 11:38pm: I've got the Hulk's tongue. Karnal She-Hulk will likely knock you unconscious during fellatio
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Mr Hammer Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 25212 Gender:	Re: Vulva makeup Reply #281 - Jun 23^rd, 2021 at 11:47pm AiA wrote on Jun 23^rd, 2021 at 11:44pm: Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 23^rd, 2021 at 11:38pm: I've got the Hulk's tongue. Karnal She-Hulk will likely knock you unconscious during fellatio I'll be smothered to death during cunnilingus too.
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Re: Vulva makeup
Reply #282 - Jun 23^rd, 2021 at 11:50pm

Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 23^rd, 2021 at 11:47pm:

AiA wrote on Jun 23^rd, 2021 at 11:44pm:

Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 23^rd, 2021 at 11:38pm:

I've got the Hulk's tongue.

Karnal She-Hulk will likely knock you unconscious during fellatio

I'll be smothered to death during cunnilingus too.

Who else would you eat out besides your first cousin Karnal? Enjoy!

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Re: Vulva makeup
Reply #283 - Jun 23^rd, 2021 at 11:53pm

AiA wrote on Jun 23^rd, 2021 at 11:50pm:

Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 23^rd, 2021 at 11:47pm:

AiA wrote on Jun 23^rd, 2021 at 11:44pm:

Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 23^rd, 2021 at 11:38pm:

I've got the Hulk's tongue.

Karnal She-Hulk will likely knock you unconscious during fellatio

I'll be smothered to death during cunnilingus too.

Who else would you eat out besides your first cousin Karnal? Enjoy!

Karny can use my ears as pedals.

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Re: Vulva makeup
Reply #284 - Jun 23^rd, 2021 at 11:56pm

Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 23^rd, 2021 at 11:53pm:

AiA wrote on Jun 23^rd, 2021 at 11:50pm:

Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 23^rd, 2021 at 11:47pm:

AiA wrote on Jun 23^rd, 2021 at 11:44pm:

Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 23^rd, 2021 at 11:38pm:

I've got the Hulk's tongue.

Karnal She-Hulk will likely knock you unconscious during fellatio

I'll be smothered to death during cunnilingus too.

Who else would you eat out besides your first cousin Karnal? Enjoy!

Karny can use my ears as pedals.

Be careful! It doesn't matter how strong your tongue is: Karnal She-Hulk’s vaginal muscles alone, if she were to orgasm, would be enough to earn you a trip to the E.R and you might even lose your head.

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