Australian Politics Forum

Laugh till you cry

Gold Member

Offline

Posts: 16048
In your happy place
Gender: male

Re: Vulva makeup
Reply #30 - May 31^st, 2021 at 10:35pm

AiA wrote on May 31^st, 2021 at 10:30pm:

Laugh till you cry wrote on May 31^st, 2021 at 10:17pm:

Banana-fingers Haji Gordon is so excited about the possibilities of this product he has closeted himself in Chez Gordon to rehearse the sales spiels.

Banana-fingers Haji Gordon offered Yadda free treatment. Yadda was so desperate he fell to his knees and broke into tears of Joy at the beneficent offer by Banana-fingers Haji Gordon.

In the meantime, local Ozpol member Laugh continues to ride the cocks of strange men in the park bushes ...

AiA was never classified as strange. Queer isn't it?

Back to top

Please don't thank me. Effusive fawning and obeisance of disciples, mendicants, and foot-kissers embarrass me.

IP Logged

AiA Gold Member Offline Posts: 18405 Gender:	Re: Vulva makeup Reply #31 - May 31^st, 2021 at 10:47pm Overuse of this makeup has caused an intense itching in Laugh's man-vulva. Maybe Moths knows what to do!
Back to top	“Jerry, just remember: It’s not a lie … if you believe it.” George Costanza IP Logged

Mr Hammer

Gold Member

Offline

Australian Politics

Posts: 25212
Gender: male

Re: Vulva makeup
Reply #32 - May 31^st, 2021 at 10:56pm

Laugh till you cry wrote on May 31^st, 2021 at 9:06pm:

Gordon wrote on May 31^st, 2021 at 9:03pm:

Dnarever wrote on May 31^st, 2021 at 8:18pm:

Not sure I see anything wrong with this. If they want to what is the difference to anyone.

Besides Women have been getting surgical re bores and cosmetic refurbs for many decades it is sure more passive than that.

I guess because the brand, Mecca Makeup is aimed at very young women, teens and preteens.

Finally, expert analysis from Banana-fingers Haji Gordon.

Laff loves a good ole child clitorectomy.

Back to top

IP Logged

Mr Hammer Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 25212 Gender:	Re: Vulva makeup Reply #33 - May 31^st, 2021 at 10:57pm AiA wrote on May 31^st, 2021 at 10:47pm: Overuse of this makeup has caused an intense itching in Laugh's man-vulva. Maybe Moths knows what to do! Mothballs would be able to find it at least.
Back to top	IP Logged

Mr Hammer Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 25212 Gender:	Re: Vulva makeup Reply #34 - May 31^st, 2021 at 11:00pm AiA wrote on May 31^st, 2021 at 10:47pm: Overuse of this makeup has caused an intense itching in Laugh's man-vulva. Maybe Moths knows what to do! Mothballs would be able to find it at least.
Back to top	IP Logged

AiA Gold Member Offline Posts: 18405 Gender:	Re: Vulva makeup Reply #35 - May 31^st, 2021 at 11:14pm Mr Hammer wrote on May 31^st, 2021 at 11:00pm: AiA wrote on May 31^st, 2021 at 10:47pm: Overuse of this makeup has caused an intense itching in Laugh's man-vulva. Maybe Moths knows what to do! Mothballs would be able to find it at least. She can put her finger right on it ...
Back to top	“Jerry, just remember: It’s not a lie … if you believe it.” George Costanza IP Logged

Mr Hammer Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 25212 Gender:	Re: Vulva makeup Reply #36 - May 31^st, 2021 at 11:19pm .
Back to top	IP Logged

Mr Hammer

Gold Member

Offline

Australian Politics

Posts: 25212
Gender: male

Re: Vulva makeup
Reply #37 - May 31^st, 2021 at 11:20pm

AiA wrote on May 31^st, 2021 at 11:14pm:

Mr Hammer wrote on May 31^st, 2021 at 11:00pm:

AiA wrote on May 31^st, 2021 at 10:47pm:

Overuse of this makeup has caused an intense itching in Laugh's man-vulva. Maybe Moths knows what to do!

Mothballs would be able to find it at least.

She can put her finger right on it ...

She might have to use her thumb.

Back to top

IP Logged

issuevoter Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 9200 The Great State of Mind Gender:	Re: Vulva makeup Reply #38 - May 31^st, 2021 at 11:28pm "Mecca." Very appropriate.
Back to top	No political allegiance. No philosophy. No religion. IP Logged

Laugh till you cry Gold Member Offline Posts: 16048 In your happy place Gender:	Re: Vulva makeup Reply #39 - May 31^st, 2021 at 11:30pm Yadda is desperate and crying while Mr. Hammer and AiA are improving their expertise in this product. AiA please drop everything and attend to Yadda's desperate need.
Back to top	Please don't thank me. Effusive fawning and obeisance of disciples, mendicants, and foot-kissers embarrass me. IP Logged

Mr Hammer Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 25212 Gender:	Re: Vulva makeup Reply #40 - May 31^st, 2021 at 11:33pm Laff, you'll get your 72 virgins if you join 'Mecca' within 14 days.
Back to top	IP Logged

AiA Gold Member Offline Posts: 18405 Gender:	Re: Vulva makeup Reply #41 - May 31^st, 2021 at 11:42pm Laugh till you cry wrote on May 31^st, 2021 at 11:30pm: Yadda is desperate and crying while Mr. Hammer and AiA are improving their expertise in this product. AiA please drop everything and attend to Yadda's desperate need. Laugh is hoping Bobby's "magic fingers" will make another trip to his own manclit ...
Back to top	“Jerry, just remember: It’s not a lie … if you believe it.” George Costanza IP Logged

AiA

Gold Member

Offline

Posts: 18405
Gender: male

Re: Vulva makeup
Reply #42 - May 31^st, 2021 at 11:44pm

Mr Hammer wrote on May 31^st, 2021 at 11:20pm:

AiA wrote on May 31^st, 2021 at 11:14pm:

Mr Hammer wrote on May 31^st, 2021 at 11:00pm:

AiA wrote on May 31^st, 2021 at 10:47pm:

Overuse of this makeup has caused an intense itching in Laugh's man-vulva. Maybe Moths knows what to do!

Mothballs would be able to find it at least.

She can put her finger right on it ...

She might have to use her thumb.

Moths must have a "rule of thumb" for her own clit

Back to top

“Jerry, just remember: It’s not a lie … if you believe it.” George Costanza

IP Logged

Laugh till you cry

Gold Member

Offline

Posts: 16048
In your happy place
Gender: male

Re: Vulva makeup
Reply #43 - May 31^st, 2021 at 11:45pm

Mr Hammer wrote on May 31^st, 2021 at 11:33pm:

Laff, you'll get your 72 virgins if you join 'Mecca' within 14 days.

Because Mr. Hammer has dibbs on the boys?

It is evident that Mr. Hammer's appearance would be improved by this product and by Banana-fingers Haji Gordon's expert ministrations assisted by apprentice AiA.

AiA is known to pass out from excited delirium when observing genitalia.

Back to top

« Last Edit: May 31^st, 2021 at 11:53pm by Laugh till you cry »

Please don't thank me. Effusive fawning and obeisance of disciples, mendicants, and foot-kissers embarrass me.

IP Logged

Mr Hammer Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 25212 Gender:	Re: Vulva makeup Reply #44 - May 31^st, 2021 at 11:49pm .
Back to top	IP Logged