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Re: Vulva makeup
Reply #45 - May 31^st, 2021 at 11:50pm

Laugh till you cry wrote on May 31^st, 2021 at 11:45pm:

Mr Hammer wrote on May 31^st, 2021 at 11:33pm:

Laff, you'll get your 72 virgins if you join 'Mecca' within 14 days.

Because Mr. Hammer has dibbs on the boys?

It is evident that Mr. Hammer's appearance would be improved by this product and Banana-fingers Haji Gordon's ministrations assisted by AiA.

Laff, how much for a bacha bazi?

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Re: Vulva makeup
Reply #46 - Jun 1^st, 2021 at 12:07am

Laugh till you cry wrote on May 31^st, 2021 at 12:10pm:

Is this a competitor to snake oil marketed by Chez Gordon brand?

https://wlm3.files.wordpress.com/2016/11/snake-oil.jpg

Allah Uakbar, effendes, it's perfectly normal. Everybody at Chez Gordon's is talking about it.

Pakis, Curries, tenants with surnames ending in Vitch.

Gordon puts a drop on each finger. You never know no?

He could drop in at any time.

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Re: Vulva makeup
Reply #47 - Jun 1^st, 2021 at 12:09am

Mr Hammer wrote on May 31^st, 2021 at 11:50pm:

Laugh till you cry wrote on May 31^st, 2021 at 11:45pm:

Mr Hammer wrote on May 31^st, 2021 at 11:33pm:

Laff, you'll get your 72 virgins if you join 'Mecca' within 14 days.

Because Mr. Hammer has dibbs on the boys?

It is evident that Mr. Hammer's appearance would be improved by this product and Banana-fingers Haji Gordon's ministrations assisted by AiA.

Laff, how much for a bacha bazi?

Anybody for a bun?

In for a penny, dear.

They say the pounds take care of themselves, no?

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Mr Hammer Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 25212 Gender:	Re: Vulva makeup Reply #48 - Jun 1^st, 2021 at 12:14am You'd 'pound' a bachi, eh, Carny?
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Re: Vulva makeup
Reply #49 - Jun 1^st, 2021 at 12:15am

Mr Hammer wrote on May 31^st, 2021 at 11:50pm:

Laugh till you cry wrote on May 31^st, 2021 at 11:45pm:

Mr Hammer wrote on May 31^st, 2021 at 11:33pm:

Laff, you'll get your 72 virgins if you join 'Mecca' within 14 days.

Because Mr. Hammer has dibbs on the boys?

It is evident that Mr. Hammer's appearance would be improved by this product and Banana-fingers Haji Gordon's ministrations assisted by AiA.

Laff, how much for a bacha bazi?

Is Mr. Hammer buying or selling?

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Please don't thank me. Effusive fawning and obeisance of disciples, mendicants, and foot-kissers embarrass me.

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Re: Vulva makeup
Reply #50 - Jun 1^st, 2021 at 12:15am

Laugh till you cry wrote on May 31^st, 2021 at 11:45pm:

Mr Hammer wrote on May 31^st, 2021 at 11:33pm:

Laff, you'll get your 72 virgins if you join 'Mecca' within 14 days.

Because Mr. Hammer has dibbs on the boys?

It is evident that Mr. Hammer's appearance would be improved by this product and by Banana-fingers Haji Gordon's expert ministrations assisted by apprentice AiA.

AiA is known to pass out from excited delirium when observing genitalia.

A gets engorged at the very thought, dear.

Homo, Five Fingers, three drops and you're in.

Five and you're worth a fist.

Aussie Aussie Aussie, no?

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Laugh till you cry Gold Member Offline Posts: 16048 In your happy place Gender:	Re: Vulva makeup Reply #51 - Jun 1^st, 2021 at 12:17am Mr. Hammer will find out that the ointment won't fix his cracked and chipped head.
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Re: Vulva makeup
Reply #52 - Jun 1^st, 2021 at 12:17am

Laugh till you cry wrote on Jun 1^st, 2021 at 12:15am:

Mr Hammer wrote on May 31^st, 2021 at 11:50pm:

Laugh till you cry wrote on May 31^st, 2021 at 11:45pm:

Mr Hammer wrote on May 31^st, 2021 at 11:33pm:

Laff, you'll get your 72 virgins if you join 'Mecca' within 14 days.

Because Mr. Hammer has dibbs on the boys?

It is evident that Mr. Hammer's appearance would be improved by this product and Banana-fingers Haji Gordon's ministrations assisted by AiA.

Laff, how much for a bacha bazi?

Is Mr. Hammer buying or selling?

Oh, buying. No, selling.

Look, with material this good, who cares?

Yes, we have no bananas, no?

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Mr Hammer Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 25212 Gender:	Re: Vulva makeup Reply #53 - Jun 1^st, 2021 at 12:21am You cheapen yourself, Carny, when you throw your lot in with that spaz, Laff.
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Mattyfisk Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 94619 Gender:	Re: Vulva makeup Reply #54 - Jun 1^st, 2021 at 12:37pm Laugh till you cry wrote on Jun 1^st, 2021 at 12:17am: Mr. Hammer will find out that the ointment won't fix his cracked and chipped head. That's okay, Laugh. Gordon's intact.
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Mattyfisk Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 94619 Gender:	Re: Vulva makeup Reply #55 - Jun 1^st, 2021 at 12:39pm Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 1^st, 2021 at 12:21am: You cheapen yourself, Carny, when you throw your lot in with that spaz, Laff. Now now, Homo, some of my best friends are spazzes. You?
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Mr Hammer Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 25212 Gender:	Re: Vulva makeup Reply #56 - Jun 1^st, 2021 at 12:55pm .
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Mr Hammer Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 25212 Gender:	Re: Vulva makeup Reply #57 - Jun 1^st, 2021 at 12:57pm Mattyfisk wrote on Jun 1^st, 2021 at 12:37pm: Laugh till you cry wrote on Jun 1^st, 2021 at 12:17am: Mr. Hammer will find out that the ointment won't fix his cracked and chipped head. That's okay, Laugh. Gordon's intact. Laff works with Smith in the hanky folding factory.
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Re: Vulva makeup
Reply #58 - Jun 1^st, 2021 at 5:35pm

Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 1^st, 2021 at 12:57pm:

Mattyfisk wrote on Jun 1^st, 2021 at 12:37pm:

Laugh till you cry wrote on Jun 1^st, 2021 at 12:17am:

Mr. Hammer will find out that the ointment won't fix his cracked and chipped head.

That's okay, Laugh. Gordon's intact.

Laff works with Smith in the hanky folding factory.

Send a couple Gordon's way, Laugh. He can use them to chloroform his tenants.

He's got his eye on a Laotion with a surname ending in Vitch.

You?

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Mattyfisk Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 94619 Gender:	Re: Vulva makeup Reply #59 - Jun 1^st, 2021 at 5:38pm Rhino can sort them out when you're done, dear.
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