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Re: Vulva makeup
Reply #60 - Jun 1^st, 2021 at 5:47pm

While Mr. Hammer has been preening himself for the benefit of Banana-fingers Haji Gordon Yadda's suffering has increased as he has become aware that his associates are playing games while Yadda's needs for facial treatment with the Vulva makeup become more critical.

Yadda has been walking around with a hessian bag over his head like the elephant man. He needs urgent support from Banana-fingers Haji Gordon and trusty sidekicks Mr. Hammer and AiA.

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Re: Vulva makeup
Reply #61 - Jun 1^st, 2021 at 7:04pm

Laugh till you cry wrote on Jun 1^st, 2021 at 5:47pm:

While Mr. Hammer has been preening himself for the benefit of Banana-fingers Haji Gordon Yadda's suffering has increased as he has become aware that his associates are playing games while Yadda's needs for facial treatment with the Vulva makeup become more critical.

Yadda has been walking around with a hessian bag over his head like the elephant man. He needs urgent support from Banana-fingers Haji Gordon and trusty sidekicks Mr. Hammer and AiA.

Yadda's not an animal, Laugh.

Still, Gordon's going to have to use the whip on him. Yadda's stench is getting into the floorboards. The Vitches are complaining again.

It might be worth sending Rhino in.

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Re: Vulva makeup
Reply #62 - Jun 1^st, 2021 at 7:16pm

Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 1^st, 2021 at 12:57pm:

Mattyfisk wrote on Jun 1^st, 2021 at 12:37pm:

Laugh till you cry wrote on Jun 1^st, 2021 at 12:17am:

Mr. Hammer will find out that the ointment won't fix his cracked and chipped head.

That's okay, Laugh. Gordon's intact.

Laff works with Smith in the hanky folding factory.

I have heard that gays signal their fetishes with the color of a hanky. Yellow would indicate Smith love of the Golden Shower, and brown Laff's preference for Scat.

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Re: Vulva makeup
Reply #63 - Jun 1^st, 2021 at 7:43pm

AiA wrote on Jun 1^st, 2021 at 7:16pm:

Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 1^st, 2021 at 12:57pm:

Mattyfisk wrote on Jun 1^st, 2021 at 12:37pm:

Laugh till you cry wrote on Jun 1^st, 2021 at 12:17am:

Mr. Hammer will find out that the ointment won't fix his cracked and chipped head.

That's okay, Laugh. Gordon's intact.

Laff works with Smith in the hanky folding factory.

I have heard that gays signal their fetishes with the color of a hanky. Yellow would indicate Smith love of the Golden Shower, and brown Laff's preference for Scat.

It's true, A. Maybe Laugh should ask Sore End for one of his pocket handkerchiefs.

Shurely shome mishtake, no?

Quite so.

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Re: Vulva makeup
Reply #64 - Jun 1^st, 2021 at 8:00pm

Mattyfisk wrote on Jun 1^st, 2021 at 7:04pm:

Laugh till you cry wrote on Jun 1^st, 2021 at 5:47pm:

While Mr. Hammer has been preening himself for the benefit of Banana-fingers Haji Gordon Yadda's suffering has increased as he has become aware that his associates are playing games while Yadda's needs for facial treatment with the Vulva makeup become more critical.

Yadda has been walking around with a hessian bag over his head like the elephant man. He needs urgent support from Banana-fingers Haji Gordon and trusty sidekicks Mr. Hammer and AiA.

Yadda's not an animal, Laugh.

Still, Gordon's going to have to use the whip on him. Yadda's stench is getting into the floorboards. The Vitches are complaining again.

It might be worth sending Rhino in.

Yadda's not an animal .... yet. But he's evolving from his current state of cretinous wretchedness with the help of AiA, chief of the sphincter-stretching bureau at Chez Gordon.

Banana-fingers Haji Gordon has cornered the market on the lotion and potion and is gathering his stocks in 45-gallon drums and dipping his associates headfirst into the drums to beautify them and silence their pitiful pleas and bleating.

AiA has become a human sheepdog rounding up Banana-fingers Haji Gordon's associates and penning them in Chez Gordon to await the beneficence of Banana-fingers Haji Gordon's ministrations.

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Re: Vulva makeup
Reply #65 - Jun 1^st, 2021 at 8:16pm

AiA wrote on Jun 1^st, 2021 at 7:16pm:

Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 1^st, 2021 at 12:57pm:

Mattyfisk wrote on Jun 1^st, 2021 at 12:37pm:

Laugh till you cry wrote on Jun 1^st, 2021 at 12:17am:

Mr. Hammer will find out that the ointment won't fix his cracked and chipped head.

That's okay, Laugh. Gordon's intact.

Laff works with Smith in the hanky folding factory.

I have heard that gays signal their fetishes with the color of a hanky. Yellow would indicate Smith love of the Golden Shower, and brown Laff's preference for Scat.

So Laff would be very happy in India?

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Re: Vulva makeup
Reply #66 - Jun 1^st, 2021 at 8:59pm

Gordon wrote on Jun 1^st, 2021 at 8:16pm:

AiA wrote on Jun 1^st, 2021 at 7:16pm:

Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 1^st, 2021 at 12:57pm:

Mattyfisk wrote on Jun 1^st, 2021 at 12:37pm:

Laugh till you cry wrote on Jun 1^st, 2021 at 12:17am:

Mr. Hammer will find out that the ointment won't fix his cracked and chipped head.

That's okay, Laugh. Gordon's intact.

Laff works with Smith in the hanky folding factory.

I have heard that gays signal their fetishes with the color of a hanky. Yellow would indicate Smith love of the Golden Shower, and brown Laff's preference for Scat.

So Laff would be very happy in India?

I think he would be happy returning to the land of his ancestors.

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Re: Vulva makeup
Reply #67 - Jun 1^st, 2021 at 9:14pm

AiA wrote on Jun 1^st, 2021 at 8:59pm:

Gordon wrote on Jun 1^st, 2021 at 8:16pm:

AiA wrote on Jun 1^st, 2021 at 7:16pm:

Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 1^st, 2021 at 12:57pm:

Mattyfisk wrote on Jun 1^st, 2021 at 12:37pm:

Laugh till you cry wrote on Jun 1^st, 2021 at 12:17am:

Mr. Hammer will find out that the ointment won't fix his cracked and chipped head.

That's okay, Laugh. Gordon's intact.

Laff works with Smith in the hanky folding factory.

I have heard that gays signal their fetishes with the color of a hanky. Yellow would indicate Smith love of the Golden Shower, and brown Laff's preference for Scat.

So Laff would be very happy in India?

I think he would be happy returning to the land of his ancestors.

There are many that wish that Banana-fingers Haji Gordon would return to the land of his ancestors instead of living on stolen land at Chez Gordon.

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Re: Vulva makeup
Reply #68 - Jun 1^st, 2021 at 9:37pm

Laugh till you cry wrote on Jun 1^st, 2021 at 9:14pm:

AiA wrote on Jun 1^st, 2021 at 8:59pm:

Gordon wrote on Jun 1^st, 2021 at 8:16pm:

AiA wrote on Jun 1^st, 2021 at 7:16pm:

Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 1^st, 2021 at 12:57pm:

Mattyfisk wrote on Jun 1^st, 2021 at 12:37pm:

Laugh till you cry wrote on Jun 1^st, 2021 at 12:17am:

Mr. Hammer will find out that the ointment won't fix his cracked and chipped head.

That's okay, Laugh. Gordon's intact.

Laff works with Smith in the hanky folding factory.

I have heard that gays signal their fetishes with the color of a hanky. Yellow would indicate Smith love of the Golden Shower, and brown Laff's preference for Scat.

So Laff would be very happy in India?

I think he would be happy returning to the land of his ancestors.

There are many that wish that Banana-fingers Haji Gordon would return to the land of his ancestors instead of living on stolen land at Chez Gordon.

You'd really like an invite to Gordon's house, wouldn't you?

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Laugh till you cry Gold Member Offline Posts: 16048 In your happy place Gender:	Re: Vulva makeup Reply #69 - Jun 1^st, 2021 at 9:47pm AiA wrote on Jun 1^st, 2021 at 9:37pm: You'd really like an invite to Gordon's house, wouldn't you? To witness the work of sphincter-stretcher AiA? No thanks. Banana-fingers Haji Gordon keeps inviting me to meet him behind the sheds at Bondi. He must be smoking Bondi cigars.
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AiA Gold Member Offline Posts: 18405 Gender:	Re: Vulva makeup Reply #70 - Jun 1^st, 2021 at 9:49pm Laugh till you cry wrote on Jun 1^st, 2021 at 9:47pm: AiA wrote on Jun 1^st, 2021 at 9:37pm: You'd really like an invite to Gordon's house, wouldn't you? To witness the work of sphincter-stretcher AiA? No thanks. You prefer the public toilets of Harris Park?
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Re: Vulva makeup
Reply #71 - Jun 1^st, 2021 at 9:51pm

AiA wrote on Jun 1^st, 2021 at 9:49pm:

Laugh till you cry wrote on Jun 1^st, 2021 at 9:47pm:

AiA wrote on Jun 1^st, 2021 at 9:37pm:

You'd really like an invite to Gordon's house, wouldn't you?

To witness the work of sphincter-stretcher AiA? No thanks.

You prefer the public toilets of Harris Park?

I will have to decline AiA's invitation. I don't need my sphincter stretched thank you.

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Re: Vulva makeup
Reply #72 - Jun 1^st, 2021 at 9:52pm

Laugh till you cry wrote on Jun 1^st, 2021 at 9:47pm:

AiA wrote on Jun 1^st, 2021 at 9:37pm:

You'd really like an invite to Gordon's house, wouldn't you?

To witness the work of sphincter-stretcher AiA? No thanks.

Imagine playing a drinking game with Laff's posts and making anus or poop the skol word. You'd be paralytic in a paragraph.

Anyway, you're welcome around any time, just be sure to get someone to pick up your droppings. I hear Aussie is rather good at that job?

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Reply #73 - Jun 1^st, 2021 at 9:55pm

Gordon wrote on Jun 1^st, 2021 at 9:52pm:

Laugh till you cry wrote on Jun 1^st, 2021 at 9:47pm:

AiA wrote on Jun 1^st, 2021 at 9:37pm:

You'd really like an invite to Gordon's house, wouldn't you?

To witness the work of sphincter-stretcher AiA? No thanks.

Imagine playing a drinking game with Laff's posts and making anus or poop the skol word. You'd be paralytic in a paragraph.

Anyway, you're welcome around any time, just be sure to get someone to pick up your droppings. I hear Aussie is rather good at that job?

Laff isn't used to a functioning toilet, Gordon. Keep him away from the kid's sandbox.

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Re: Vulva makeup
Reply #74 - Jun 1^st, 2021 at 9:57pm

AiA wrote on Jun 1^st, 2021 at 9:55pm:

Gordon wrote on Jun 1^st, 2021 at 9:52pm:

Laugh till you cry wrote on Jun 1^st, 2021 at 9:47pm:

AiA wrote on Jun 1^st, 2021 at 9:37pm:

You'd really like an invite to Gordon's house, wouldn't you?

To witness the work of sphincter-stretcher AiA? No thanks.

Imagine playing a drinking game with Laff's posts and making anus or poop the skol word. You'd be paralytic in a paragraph.

Anyway, you're welcome around any time, just be sure to get someone to pick up your droppings. I hear Aussie is rather good at that job?

Laff isn't used to a functioning toilet, Gordon. Keep him away from the kid's sandbox.

As long as Aussie is there, bag at ready should be fine. Aussie knows his schit.

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