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Re: Vulva makeup
Reply #75 - Jun 1^st, 2021 at 9:59pm

Gordon wrote on Jun 1^st, 2021 at 9:57pm:

AiA wrote on Jun 1^st, 2021 at 9:55pm:

Gordon wrote on Jun 1^st, 2021 at 9:52pm:

Laugh till you cry wrote on Jun 1^st, 2021 at 9:47pm:

AiA wrote on Jun 1^st, 2021 at 9:37pm:

You'd really like an invite to Gordon's house, wouldn't you?

To witness the work of sphincter-stretcher AiA? No thanks.

Imagine playing a drinking game with Laff's posts and making anus or poop the skol word. You'd be paralytic in a paragraph.

Anyway, you're welcome around any time, just be sure to get someone to pick up your droppings. I hear Aussie is rather good at that job?

Laff isn't used to a functioning toilet, Gordon. Keep him away from the kid's sandbox.

As long as Aussie is there, bag at ready should be fine. Aussie knows his schit.

He is a proper Shitspert.

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Re: Vulva makeup
Reply #76 - Jun 1^st, 2021 at 10:12pm

AiA wrote on Jun 1^st, 2021 at 9:55pm:

Gordon wrote on Jun 1^st, 2021 at 9:52pm:

Laugh till you cry wrote on Jun 1^st, 2021 at 9:47pm:

AiA wrote on Jun 1^st, 2021 at 9:37pm:

You'd really like an invite to Gordon's house, wouldn't you?

To witness the work of sphincter-stretcher AiA? No thanks.

Imagine playing a drinking game with Laff's posts and making anus or poop the skol word. You'd be paralytic in a paragraph.

Anyway, you're welcome around any time, just be sure to get someone to pick up your droppings. I hear Aussie is rather good at that job?

Laff isn't used to a functioning toilet, Gordon. Keep him away from the kid's sandbox.

The Chez Gordon kid's sandbox is sphincter-stretcher AiA's personal dumping ground?

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Re: Vulva makeup
Reply #78 - Jun 1^st, 2021 at 10:20pm

Gordon wrote on Jun 1^st, 2021 at 9:57pm:

AiA wrote on Jun 1^st, 2021 at 9:55pm:

Gordon wrote on Jun 1^st, 2021 at 9:52pm:

Laugh till you cry wrote on Jun 1^st, 2021 at 9:47pm:

AiA wrote on Jun 1^st, 2021 at 9:37pm:

You'd really like an invite to Gordon's house, wouldn't you?

To witness the work of sphincter-stretcher AiA? No thanks.

Imagine playing a drinking game with Laff's posts and making anus or poop the skol word. You'd be paralytic in a paragraph.

Anyway, you're welcome around any time, just be sure to get someone to pick up your droppings. I hear Aussie is rather good at that job?

Laff isn't used to a functioning toilet, Gordon. Keep him away from the kid's sandbox.

As long as Aussie is there, bag at ready should be fine. Aussie knows his schit.

Yadda is currently wearing the bag over his head waiting for Banana-fingers Haji Gordon to treat him with Vulva makeup.

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Re: Vulva makeup
Reply #79 - Jun 2^nd, 2021 at 12:21am

Laugh till you cry wrote on Jun 1^st, 2021 at 8:00pm:

Mattyfisk wrote on Jun 1^st, 2021 at 7:04pm:

Laugh till you cry wrote on Jun 1^st, 2021 at 5:47pm:

While Mr. Hammer has been preening himself for the benefit of Banana-fingers Haji Gordon Yadda's suffering has increased as he has become aware that his associates are playing games while Yadda's needs for facial treatment with the Vulva makeup become more critical.

Yadda has been walking around with a hessian bag over his head like the elephant man. He needs urgent support from Banana-fingers Haji Gordon and trusty sidekicks Mr. Hammer and AiA.

Yadda's not an animal, Laugh.

Still, Gordon's going to have to use the whip on him. Yadda's stench is getting into the floorboards. The Vitches are complaining again.

It might be worth sending Rhino in.

Yadda's not an animal .... yet. But he's evolving from his current state of cretinous wretchedness with the help of AiA, chief of the sphincter-stretching bureau at Chez Gordon.

Banana-fingers Haji Gordon has cornered the market on the lotion and potion and is gathering his stocks in 45-gallon drums and dipping his associates headfirst into the drums to beautify them and silence their pitiful pleas and bleating.

AiA has become a human sheepdog rounding up Banana-fingers Haji Gordon's associates and penning them in Chez Gordon to await the beneficence of Banana-fingers Haji Gordon's ministrations.

True, but Haji Gordon's vulva lotion sales are through the roof, dear. Best to give credit where credit's due.

Whoever would have thought such a minor product placement on Freediver's Freeeeeeedom warehouse would result in such a marketing coup, but that's the Canadian Yid for you.

Slick. Cunning. Good for a sale. Just think, a backyard concoction like Five-finger's Vulva Juice only needs a couple of sack-wearing, infirm suckers like Yadda to go viral.

It's genius.

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Re: Vulva makeup
Reply #80 - Jun 2^nd, 2021 at 12:33am

AiA wrote on Jun 1^st, 2021 at 9:37pm:

Laugh till you cry wrote on Jun 1^st, 2021 at 9:14pm:

AiA wrote on Jun 1^st, 2021 at 8:59pm:

Gordon wrote on Jun 1^st, 2021 at 8:16pm:

AiA wrote on Jun 1^st, 2021 at 7:16pm:

Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 1^st, 2021 at 12:57pm:

Mattyfisk wrote on Jun 1^st, 2021 at 12:37pm:

Laugh till you cry wrote on Jun 1^st, 2021 at 12:17am:

Mr. Hammer will find out that the ointment won't fix his cracked and chipped head.

That's okay, Laugh. Gordon's intact.

Laff works with Smith in the hanky folding factory.

I have heard that gays signal their fetishes with the color of a hanky. Yellow would indicate Smith love of the Golden Shower, and brown Laff's preference for Scat.

So Laff would be very happy in India?

I think he would be happy returning to the land of his ancestors.

There are many that wish that Banana-fingers Haji Gordon would return to the land of his ancestors instead of living on stolen land at Chez Gordon.

You'd really like an invite to Gordon's house, wouldn't you?

He can, A. You just ring the buzzer and hope Madame Vitch let's you in.

She might be Laotian, but she's tough as nails.

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Re: Vulva makeup
Reply #82 - Jun 2^nd, 2021 at 12:39am

Laugh till you cry wrote on Jun 1^st, 2021 at 9:47pm:

AiA wrote on Jun 1^st, 2021 at 9:37pm:

You'd really like an invite to Gordon's house, wouldn't you?

To witness the work of sphincter-stretcher AiA? No thanks.

Banana-fingers Haji Gordon keeps inviting me to meet him behind the sheds at Bondi. He must be smoking Bondi cigars.

Me too. I wouldn't bother, dear. He tries to get you to groom his back hair.

He's too cheap to pay for a wax a Chez Gordon's.

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Re: Vulva makeup
Reply #83 - Jun 2^nd, 2021 at 12:53am

Mattyfisk wrote on Jun 2^nd, 2021 at 12:21am:

Laugh till you cry wrote on Jun 1^st, 2021 at 8:00pm:

Mattyfisk wrote on Jun 1^st, 2021 at 7:04pm:

Laugh till you cry wrote on Jun 1^st, 2021 at 5:47pm:

While Mr. Hammer has been preening himself for the benefit of Banana-fingers Haji Gordon Yadda's suffering has increased as he has become aware that his associates are playing games while Yadda's needs for facial treatment with the Vulva makeup become more critical.

Yadda has been walking around with a hessian bag over his head like the elephant man. He needs urgent support from Banana-fingers Haji Gordon and trusty sidekicks Mr. Hammer and AiA.

Yadda's not an animal, Laugh.

Still, Gordon's going to have to use the whip on him. Yadda's stench is getting into the floorboards. The Vitches are complaining again.

It might be worth sending Rhino in.

Yadda's not an animal .... yet. But he's evolving from his current state of cretinous wretchedness with the help of AiA, chief of the sphincter-stretching bureau at Chez Gordon.

Banana-fingers Haji Gordon has cornered the market on the lotion and potion and is gathering his stocks in 45-gallon drums and dipping his associates headfirst into the drums to beautify them and silence their pitiful pleas and bleating.

AiA has become a human sheepdog rounding up Banana-fingers Haji Gordon's associates and penning them in Chez Gordon to await the beneficence of Banana-fingers Haji Gordon's ministrations.

True, but Haji Gordon's vulva lotion sales are through the roof, dear. Best to give credit where credit's due.

Whoever would have thought such a minor product placement on Freediver's Freeeeeeedom warehouse would result in such a marketing coup, but that's the Canadian Yid for you.

Slick. Cunning. Good for a sale. Just think, a backyard concoction like Five-finger's Vulva Juice only needs a couple of sack-wearing, infirm suckers like Yadda to go viral.

It's genius.

Behold, two pakis speaking in tongues. It's the paki version of the Pat & Mike cross-talk act of yesteryear.

A boon of letting in any riff-raff... er. .. of non-discerning immigration policy.

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AiA Gold Member Offline Posts: 18405 Gender:	Re: Vulva makeup Reply #86 - Jun 2^nd, 2021 at 9:58am Laugh till you cry wrote on Jun 2^nd, 2021 at 9:42am: Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 2^nd, 2021 at 2:44am: Their writing even looks like pigdin. All writing looks like pidgin to Mr. Hammer except the nonsense on the back of public toilet doors, especially at Chez Gordon. Does Laugh play his vulva-zela by ear or can he read music?
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Re: Vulva makeup
Reply #87 - Jun 2^nd, 2021 at 12:21pm

AiA wrote on Jun 2^nd, 2021 at 9:58am:

Laugh till you cry wrote on Jun 2^nd, 2021 at 9:42am:

Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 2^nd, 2021 at 2:44am:

Their writing even looks like pigdin.

All writing looks like pidgin to Mr. Hammer except the nonsense on the back of public toilet doors, especially at Chez Gordon.

Does Laugh play his vulva-zela by ear or can he read music?

http://s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/53404/1276693027/vulvazela.gif

Evidently, the practice of sphincter-stretching has broadened AiA's mind and vista and he can now photoshop vaginas onto any object. Wait for the one photoshopped onto Yadda's head.

No, AiA has already done that surgically.

AiA has a library of hundreds of thousands of vagina photos for his personal enjoyment while being a surreptitious, mysterious, deviant, lodger at Chez Gordon. It appears that the 1950s social custom of lodgers being safety valves for the sexual needs of community members is being brought back into society by Banana-fingers Haji Gordon.

The next development for professor AiA will be bringing animal husbandry to the masses using Yadda as a Guinea pig starting with live demonstrations.

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Re: Vulva makeup
Reply #88 - Jun 2^nd, 2021 at 12:41pm

Frank wrote on Jun 2^nd, 2021 at 12:53am:

Mattyfisk wrote on Jun 2^nd, 2021 at 12:21am:

Laugh till you cry wrote on Jun 1^st, 2021 at 8:00pm:

Mattyfisk wrote on Jun 1^st, 2021 at 7:04pm:

Laugh till you cry wrote on Jun 1^st, 2021 at 5:47pm:

While Mr. Hammer has been preening himself for the benefit of Banana-fingers Haji Gordon Yadda's suffering has increased as he has become aware that his associates are playing games while Yadda's needs for facial treatment with the Vulva makeup become more critical.

Yadda has been walking around with a hessian bag over his head like the elephant man. He needs urgent support from Banana-fingers Haji Gordon and trusty sidekicks Mr. Hammer and AiA.

Yadda's not an animal, Laugh.

Still, Gordon's going to have to use the whip on him. Yadda's stench is getting into the floorboards. The Vitches are complaining again.

It might be worth sending Rhino in.

Yadda's not an animal .... yet. But he's evolving from his current state of cretinous wretchedness with the help of AiA, chief of the sphincter-stretching bureau at Chez Gordon.

Banana-fingers Haji Gordon has cornered the market on the lotion and potion and is gathering his stocks in 45-gallon drums and dipping his associates headfirst into the drums to beautify them and silence their pitiful pleas and bleating.

AiA has become a human sheepdog rounding up Banana-fingers Haji Gordon's associates and penning them in Chez Gordon to await the beneficence of Banana-fingers Haji Gordon's ministrations.

True, but Haji Gordon's vulva lotion sales are through the roof, dear. Best to give credit where credit's due.

Whoever would have thought such a minor product placement on Freediver's Freeeeeeedom warehouse would result in such a marketing coup, but that's the Canadian Yid for you.

Slick. Cunning. Good for a sale. Just think, a backyard concoction like Five-finger's Vulva Juice only needs a couple of sack-wearing, infirm suckers like Yadda to go viral.

It's genius.

Behold, two pakis speaking in tongues. It's the paki version of the Pat & Mike cross-talk act of yesteryear.

A boon of letting in any riff-raff... er. .. of non-discerning immigration policy.

We let you in, old boy.

Shurely shome mishtake, no?

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Re: Vulva makeup
Reply #89 - Jun 2^nd, 2021 at 2:31pm

Laugh till you cry wrote on Jun 2^nd, 2021 at 12:21pm:

AiA wrote on Jun 2^nd, 2021 at 9:58am:

Laugh till you cry wrote on Jun 2^nd, 2021 at 9:42am:

Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 2^nd, 2021 at 2:44am:

Their writing even looks like pigdin.

All writing looks like pidgin to Mr. Hammer except the nonsense on the back of public toilet doors, especially at Chez Gordon.

Does Laugh play his vulva-zela by ear or can he read music?

http://s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/53404/1276693027/vulvazela.gif

Evidently, the practice of sphincter-stretching has broadened AiA's mind and vista and he can now photoshop vaginas onto any object. Wait for the one photoshopped onto Yadda's head.

No, AiA has already done that surgically.

Next development for professor AiA will be bringing animal husbandry to the masses using Yadda as a Guinea pig.

Yes, but Yadda is already considerably profitable to Gordon as an attraction at Chez Gordon's, Laugh. People from far and wide come to marvel at his deformed protrusions and hideous stench.

Is there any way he can be cured without losing his crowd-drawing appeal?

Gordon needs to put food on the table too, you know.

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