Dnarever wrote on Jun 13
th, 2022 at 10:11pm:
aquascoot wrote on Jun 13
th, 2022 at 9:03pm:
yeah, trump lost the election.
he still made it to the white house though.
what have the jealous haters ever achieved?
they think a daily bowel motion is the pinnacle of their achievement
He rated as the worst President in over 100 years and among the worst 3 ever.
He was impeached twice.
Ran an extortion ring out of the oval office.
Managed an insurrection from the white house.
The only President to ever fail to peacefully pass on power.
The only president who ever deserved to go from the white house directly to prison - forever. - Yes he deserved a second term but one very different in nature to his first.
Trump was / is a disgrace to the office of the President and to the United States of America.
Yes, Dnarever, but his bowel motions were divine.
Not always daily, but at least he was able to pass stool. When you think about it, that's quite an achievement, no? Particularly when the White House had common porcelain toilets.
Mr Trump used to go during his executive time - loud, voracious farts followed by a big splash. His staffers would often gather around to admire.
"Very good, Mr President", they'd say. "I give it a ten".
Mr Trump would then tell this to the fake news, who never reported it. Typical.
Those stools would be worth a fair bit now, no? All that executive time and so little to show for it.
Sometimes Mr Trump would do one talking on the phone, doing a deal to make America great again. There he'd be, selling arms to the Saudis or talking Rocket Man out of nuking America, and he'd let one go. "Hear that?" He'd say to the person on the other end of his burner (he tried not to use official phones to do business).
"Sorry?" They'd say, not understanding.
"Never mind", Mr Trump would say, then go on talking. It was one of his deal-making strategies. He left it out of the Art of the Deal because he didn't want anyone else getting their hands on it. There were plenty of others, of course.
Taking a leak doesn't count. Most business is conducted at urinals, that's common knowledge. Mr Trump saved his executive time for far more important things.
Aquascoot knows exactly what I'm talking about here. Playing golf and driving down the freeway with a hot babe filly are well known Alpha pursuits. Jerking off over Stormy Daniels or a roomful of Russian hookers weeing on Obama's bed are also things you'd expect the Superior Man to do. Vibing with success is another. Mr Trump used to do that a fair bit, just hanging around the White House being great. This was one of his more successful strategies, something the big fella invested a lot of time in.
Bob Woodward noticed it too. Why did Mr Trump have so much time for him? Apart from taking a dump, wan
king over Melania back in Manhattan, and vibing, didn't he have other things to do?
That's the beauty of it, the big fella told him. You just have to get erected. The rest is jam.
Sure, but what about policies? Great speeches, state dinners with various heads of state, important meetings?
Mr Trump told him he left all that to others. They come in and tell him what to sign, the big fella said. He was good at that. He often used a sharpie. Mr Trump used the rest of his time for reflection, you know, and vibing. It was good back when he had Twitter and he could tell people what was on his mind. Mr Trump used much of his executive time for that, as well as catching up on what they said about him on Fox and Friends, or Tucker. You could learn a lot about the world by watching Fox. Why bother reading boring government papers when you could just turn on Hannity and he'd explain it all to you? When you think about it, it's crazy how no one had ever done this before.
So yes, what have the haters ever achieved? I certainly wouldn't want to eat their stool.
You?
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