Captain
Interesting that you are called Captain that's what my partner calls me

You can't fight City Hall
And getting down in the mud to fight with Daniel Andrews
The various power-hungry chief health officers
And the millions of Australian layabouts who are enjoying lockdown
It's like getting down in the mud to fight with a pig
You just get covered in their filth and excrement
And they enjoy it
So let's all get vaccinated and then the awesome people can be allowed to go back to the awesome flourishing lives
Daniel Andrews can get back to his partnership with president xi
And the chodes can get back to their bloated existence
Of surviving not thriving