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Jun 24th, 2021 at 11:40pm
 
This is, apparently, a thing

I'd love to get inside Cara Delevingne’s vagina tunnel

Vulva decor: is Cara Delevingne’s vagina tunnel the start of something big?


https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2021/jun/24/vulva-decor-is-cara-delevin...
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Reply #1 - Jun 25th, 2021 at 8:52am
 
If I redesigned the front door and hallway of Chez Gordon's would people like Monk, Karnal and Laugh want to enter?

Would Aussie sit outside in his cab, staring, wondering?
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Reply #2 - Jun 25th, 2021 at 10:19am
 
They built one for Karnal. Anyway. Here goes. Yeah, its Jenolan Caves.
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Reply #3 - Jun 25th, 2021 at 10:34am
 
Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 25th, 2021 at 10:19am:
They built one for Karnal. Anyway. Here goes. Yeah, its Jenolan Caves.


Many men have gone spelunking there and have never returned. BTW, where is Laugh?
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Reply #4 - Jun 25th, 2021 at 10:35am
 
Gordon wrote on Jun 25th, 2021 at 8:52am:
If I redesigned the front door and hallway of Chez Gordon's would people like Monk, Karnal and Laugh want to enter?

Would Aussie sit outside in his cab, staring, wondering?


Oh yeah, he'd be wondering ...
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Reply #5 - Jun 25th, 2021 at 1:09pm
 
AiA wrote on Jun 25th, 2021 at 10:34am:
Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 25th, 2021 at 10:19am:
They built one for Karnal. Anyway. Here goes. Yeah, its Jenolan Caves.


Many men have gone spelunking there and have never returned. BTW, where is Laugh?


Laugh needs something like that for his bumhole.
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Reply #6 - Jun 25th, 2021 at 1:35pm
 
Gordon wrote on Jun 25th, 2021 at 8:52am:
If I redesigned the front door and hallway of Chez Gordon's would people like Monk, Karnal and Laugh want to enter?

Would Aussie sit outside in his cab, staring, wondering?


Good idea, Gordon. Design is a crucial factor in marketing. Consider your clientele: Yadda, the old boy, Matty, and Curries with surnames ending in Vitch. They all need passages in which to enter.

It may not happen overnight, but it will happen, no?
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Reply #7 - Jun 25th, 2021 at 7:01pm
 
Mattyfisk wrote on Jun 25th, 2021 at 1:35pm:
Gordon wrote on Jun 25th, 2021 at 8:52am:
If I redesigned the front door and hallway of Chez Gordon's would people like Monk, Karnal and Laugh want to enter?

Would Aussie sit outside in his cab, staring, wondering?


Good idea, Gordon. Design is a crucial factor in marketing. Consider your clientele: Yadda, the old boy, Matty, and Curries with surnames ending in Vitch. They all need passages in which to enter.

It may not happen overnight, but it will happen, no?


I would have thought you would be a proponent of diversity. What would it take for old poof teachers that rodger conscripts with an SLR(No, not a camera) to be allowed in. No harm in a bit of your mate Bob's rifle in it , init? I mean he's almost your uncle!

You?
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Reply #8 - Jun 25th, 2021 at 7:55pm
 
Setanta wrote on Jun 25th, 2021 at 7:01pm:
Mattyfisk wrote on Jun 25th, 2021 at 1:35pm:
Gordon wrote on Jun 25th, 2021 at 8:52am:
If I redesigned the front door and hallway of Chez Gordon's would people like Monk, Karnal and Laugh want to enter?

Would Aussie sit outside in his cab, staring, wondering?


Good idea, Gordon. Design is a crucial factor in marketing. Consider your clientele: Yadda, the old boy, Matty, and Curries with surnames ending in Vitch. They all need passages in which to enter.

It may not happen overnight, but it will happen, no?


I would have thought you would be a proponent of diversity. What would it take for old poof teachers that rodger conscripts with an SLR(No, not a camera) to be allowed in. No harm in a bit of your mate Bob's rifle in it , init? I mean he's almost your uncle!

You?


Karnal's Pakistani.
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Reply #9 - Jun 25th, 2021 at 8:02pm
 
Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 25th, 2021 at 7:55pm:
Setanta wrote on Jun 25th, 2021 at 7:01pm:
Mattyfisk wrote on Jun 25th, 2021 at 1:35pm:
Gordon wrote on Jun 25th, 2021 at 8:52am:
If I redesigned the front door and hallway of Chez Gordon's would people like Monk, Karnal and Laugh want to enter?

Would Aussie sit outside in his cab, staring, wondering?


Good idea, Gordon. Design is a crucial factor in marketing. Consider your clientele: Yadda, the old boy, Matty, and Curries with surnames ending in Vitch. They all need passages in which to enter.

It may not happen overnight, but it will happen, no?


I would have thought you would be a proponent of diversity. What would it take for old poof teachers that rodger conscripts with an SLR(No, not a camera) to be allowed in. No harm in a bit of your mate Bob's rifle in it , init? I mean he's almost your uncle!

You?


Karnal's Pakistani.


Don't tell me he only has one!?  He should be allowed two if only one has a baton and the other is a bachi.
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Reply #10 - Jun 25th, 2021 at 10:35pm
 
Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 25th, 2021 at 1:09pm:
AiA wrote on Jun 25th, 2021 at 10:34am:
Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 25th, 2021 at 10:19am:
They built one for Karnal. Anyway. Here goes. Yeah, its Jenolan Caves.


Many men have gone spelunking there and have never returned. BTW, where is Laugh?


Laugh needs something like that for his bumhole.


No, his Male G-spot needs no further stimulation if his behaviour on this board is an indication ...
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Reply #11 - Jun 25th, 2021 at 11:47pm
 
AiA wrote on Jun 25th, 2021 at 10:35pm:
Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 25th, 2021 at 1:09pm:
AiA wrote on Jun 25th, 2021 at 10:34am:
Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 25th, 2021 at 10:19am:
They built one for Karnal. Anyway. Here goes. Yeah, its Jenolan Caves.


Many men have gone spelunking there and have never returned. BTW, where is Laugh?


Laugh needs something like that for his bumhole.


No, his Male G-spot needs no further stimulation if his behaviour on this board is an indication ...


He loves the ferocity with which Karnal fists him.
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Reply #12 - Jun 26th, 2021 at 8:42am
 
Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 25th, 2021 at 11:47pm:
AiA wrote on Jun 25th, 2021 at 10:35pm:
Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 25th, 2021 at 1:09pm:
AiA wrote on Jun 25th, 2021 at 10:34am:
Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 25th, 2021 at 10:19am:
They built one for Karnal. Anyway. Here goes. Yeah, its Jenolan Caves.


Many men have gone spelunking there and have never returned. BTW, where is Laugh?


Laugh needs something like that for his bumhole.


No, his Male G-spot needs no further stimulation if his behaviour on this board is an indication ...


He loves the ferocity with which Karnal fists him.


Karnal can have it: Laugh's anal cave is a gas giant
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Reply #13 - Jun 26th, 2021 at 8:48am
 
Fart sniffing is Karnal's favourite act of foreplay.
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Reply #14 - Jun 26th, 2021 at 4:49pm
 
Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 26th, 2021 at 8:48am:
Fart sniffing is Karnal's favourite act of foreplay.

Have you supposedly 100% straight males ever wondered why you spend so much time babbbling on about what you imagine are gay sex acts?
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