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Oh Deer
Jun 28^th, 2021 at 1:33pm

A pair of horses hoofs startled by a deer. Sure. Grin

Nude sunbathers fined after being ‘startled by deer’, getting lost

Two nude sunbakers have been issued $1,000 fines each after they were spooked by a deer and called for assistance on NSW’s South Coast.

“Unbelievably, we saw two men sunbaking naked on a beach on the South Coast,” Police Commissioner Mick Fuller told reporters on Monday.

“They were startled by a deer, ran into the national forest, national park, and got lost.”

“Police Rescue assisted by the State Emergency Service, NSW Ambulance and Polair responded to the area, locating a 30-year-old man naked and carrying a backpack on the walking track near Lady Wakehurst Drive,” police said in a statement.

Police claim a 49-year-old man, who was partially clothed, was also located by rescue services.

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Mr Hammer Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 25212 Gender:	Re: Oh Deer Reply #1 - Jun 28^th, 2021 at 1:43pm A day out for Pecker, Smith and Aussie. Good for them.
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Gordon Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 20483 Gordon Gender:	Re: Oh Deer Reply #2 - Jun 28^th, 2021 at 1:44pm Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 28^th, 2021 at 1:43pm: A day out for Pecker, Smith and Aussie. Good for them. Which one was the deer?
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Valkie Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 16131 Central Coast Gender:	Re: Oh Deer Reply #3 - Jun 28^th, 2021 at 3:33pm two MEN. Most probably pooftahs. I can see them running up the beach, arms out to the side prancing and screaming like girls. Oh that would be funny.
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Prime Minister for Canyons Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 26906 Canberra Gender:	Re: Oh Deer Reply #4 - Jun 28^th, 2021 at 3:35pm Valkie wrote on Jun 28^th, 2021 at 3:33pm: two MEN. Most probably pooftahs. I can see them running up the beach, arms out to the side prancing and screaming like girls. Oh that would be funny. Why are you imagining two naked men?
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Reply #5 - Jun 28^th, 2021 at 3:44pm

Prime Minister for Canyons wrote on Jun 28^th, 2021 at 3:35pm:

Valkie wrote on Jun 28^th, 2021 at 3:33pm:

two MEN.

Most probably pooftahs.

I can see them running up the beach, arms out to the side prancing and screaming like girls.

Oh that would be funny.

Why are you imagining two naked men?

Because just imagining them running like pansies is sooooo funny.

Why?
Do you imagine them in some sort of twisted sexual way?

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A WONDERFUL, PEACEFUL, BEAUTIFUL DREAM.
A DREAM OF A WORLD THAT HAS NEVER KNOWN ISLAM
A DREAM OF A WORLD FREE FROM THE HORRORS OF ISLAM.

SUCH A WONDERFUL DREAM
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Reply #6 - Jun 28^th, 2021 at 3:46pm

Valkie wrote on Jun 28^th, 2021 at 3:44pm:

Prime Minister for Canyons wrote on Jun 28^th, 2021 at 3:35pm:

Valkie wrote on Jun 28^th, 2021 at 3:33pm:

two MEN.

Most probably pooftahs.

I can see them running up the beach, arms out to the side prancing and screaming like girls.

Oh that would be funny.

Why are you imagining two naked men?

Because just imagining them running like pansies is sooooo funny.

Why?
Do you imagine them in some sort of twisted sexual way?

No I wasn't imagining them at all, just worried asa to why you seem so keen on imagining two naked men running along a beach.

Closet behaviour.

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In a time of universal deceit — telling the truth is a revolutionary act.

No evidence whatsoever it can be attributed to George Orwell or Eric Arthur Blair (in fact the same guy)

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Reply #7 - Jun 28^th, 2021 at 3:49pm

Prime Minister for Canyons wrote on Jun 28^th, 2021 at 3:46pm:

Valkie wrote on Jun 28^th, 2021 at 3:44pm:

Prime Minister for Canyons wrote on Jun 28^th, 2021 at 3:35pm:

Valkie wrote on Jun 28^th, 2021 at 3:33pm:

two MEN.

Most probably pooftahs.

I can see them running up the beach, arms out to the side prancing and screaming like girls.

Oh that would be funny.

Why are you imagining two naked men?

Because just imagining them running like pansies is sooooo funny.

Why?
Do you imagine them in some sort of twisted sexual way?

No I wasn't imagining them at all, just worried asa to why you seem so keen on imagining two naked men running along a beach.

Closet behaviour.

Thats OK, you can stay in the closet if you like.

Me? Id rather stay happily hetro.

And as pooftas running like shelas is sooooo funny, Ill continue to laugh at them.

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A DREAM OF A WORLD THAT HAS NEVER KNOWN ISLAM
A DREAM OF A WORLD FREE FROM THE HORRORS OF ISLAM.

SUCH A WONDERFUL DREAM
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Reply #8 - Jun 28^th, 2021 at 3:51pm

Valkie wrote on Jun 28^th, 2021 at 3:49pm:

Prime Minister for Canyons wrote on Jun 28^th, 2021 at 3:46pm:

Valkie wrote on Jun 28^th, 2021 at 3:44pm:

Prime Minister for Canyons wrote on Jun 28^th, 2021 at 3:35pm:

Valkie wrote on Jun 28^th, 2021 at 3:33pm:

two MEN.

Most probably pooftahs.

I can see them running up the beach, arms out to the side prancing and screaming like girls.

Oh that would be funny.

Why are you imagining two naked men?

Because just imagining them running like pansies is sooooo funny.

Why?
Do you imagine them in some sort of twisted sexual way?

No I wasn't imagining them at all, just worried asa to why you seem so keen on imagining two naked men running along a beach.

Closet behaviour.

Thats OK, you can stay in the closet if you like.

Me? Id rather stay happily hetro.

And as pooftas running like shelas is sooooo funny, Ill continue to laugh at them.

Anything you can say to convince yourself thinking of naked men doesn't make you gay.

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In a time of universal deceit — telling the truth is a revolutionary act.

No evidence whatsoever it can be attributed to George Orwell or Eric Arthur Blair (in fact the same guy)

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Valkie Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 16131 Central Coast Gender:	Re: Oh Deer Reply #9 - Jun 28^th, 2021 at 3:52pm Anything you say just proves you are. https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D-gnzjopSLdU&psig=AOvVaw37bxHB42GV3e_cBRH_wETa&ust=1624945836717000&source=images&cd=vfe&ved=0CAoQjRxqFwoTCJj5i43RufECFQAAAAAdAAAAABAD
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Prime Minister for Canyons Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 26906 Canberra Gender:	Re: Oh Deer Reply #10 - Jun 28^th, 2021 at 3:54pm Valkie wrote on Jun 28^th, 2021 at 3:52pm: Anything you say just proves you are. https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D-gnzjopSLdU&psig=AOvVaw37bxHB42GV3e_cBRH_wETa&ust=1624945836717000&source=images&cd=vfe&ved=0CAoQjRxqFwoTCJj5i43RufECFQAAAAAdAAAAABAD Weird you go on youtube to find that stuff.
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Reply #11 - Jun 28^th, 2021 at 3:58pm

Prime Minister for Canyons wrote on Jun 28^th, 2021 at 3:54pm:

Valkie wrote on Jun 28^th, 2021 at 3:52pm:

Anything you say just proves you are.

https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D-gnzjopSLdU&psig=AOvVaw37bxHB42GV3e_cBRH_wETa&ust=1624945836717000&source=images&cd=vfe&ved=0CAoQjRxqFwoTCJj5i43RufECFQAAAAAdAAAAABAD

Weird you go on youtube to find that stuff.

Or in the closet.

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Valkie Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 16131 Central Coast Gender:	Re: Oh Deer Reply #12 - Jun 28^th, 2021 at 3:58pm yep. It was on facebook yesterday and I got stitches laughing at him. I find gays to be either very annoying or seriously funny. But they sometimes get the shites when I laugh at them.
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rhino Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 17179 Gender:	Re: Oh Deer Reply #13 - Jun 28^th, 2021 at 4:03pm Oh you big bear, you.
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Prime Minister for Canyons Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 26906 Canberra Gender:	Re: Oh Deer Reply #14 - Jun 28^th, 2021 at 4:04pm rhino wrote on Jun 28^th, 2021 at 4:03pm: Oh you big bear, you. Hahaha
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