Bias_2012 wrote on Jul 13^th, 2021 at 5:35pm:



i'll tell 2 stories that show bush toughness.

1  an elderly neighbour fell down the stairs and broke her hip. she didnt call the ambulance til 7 am the next morning because she didnt want to be a bother.

2 another old guy from my valley had a stroke and was 1/2 paraplysed. he managed to call 000 but could not speak but just mumbled but they said they were dispatching  help. he realised his front door was locked and they wouldnt be able to get in and he didnt want them damaging his door so he crawled to the door and in the process of trying to unlock it, fell and dislocated his shoulder

aquascoot wrote on Jul 13^th, 2021 at 6:05pm:



you realise that those sorts of stories also occur outside of the 'bush' ... right?

aquascoot wrote on Jul 13^th, 2021 at 4:48pm:


We were all inspired by your own vaccination, dear. Still, it took some convincing. There you were at your Gold Coast medical centre, trying to convince the nurse to post your dose off to the "noble Gurkhas", remember?

Why? She said.

To help them feed their children, you said.

This is a vaccine, she said. I've already put it in the syringe.

Send it off, you said. They need it more than me.

But the doctor only prescribed it for you.

Doesn't matter. I'm sacrificing myself. Look, this is my best chance of catching covid and having a hurdle to overcome. One needs a plan to bounce out of bed each day, you see. Besides, I could use the rest. I shall use the downtime to learn a new language. Or I might go to the gym.

They're closed.

You see? Look at what they've done to our once proud country.

Look, I've got other patients...

Exactly. All lining up to take their vaccines like chodes. What happened to herd mentality? Have you heard of racehorse theory?

Sorry, I...

It's when great men, those on the "narrow path to success" breed their fillies. They produce offspring far superior to the chodes, who basically live lives of pure garbage. Have you heard of the big fella?

No. Look...

You need to study him - 5 years is the minimum. A true Alpha, a great.

Excuse me, I'll need to...

No, you go ahead. Put the cap on it, dear, we'll send it to Nepal.

How?

In the mail. Here, I'll address the envelope. Now...

This needs to be dispensed. I've opened the vial. I'm not even supposed to recap the needle, it's an injury risk.

Everything's a risk these days, isn't it? Look, put it back in the fridge.

I can't.

We'll send it registered post.

It's a liquid, it's banned. You can't send vaccines either. I can't send an uncapped syringe.

I'll do it.

You can't do it either.

It's mine.

It's the doctor's.

That's ridiculous. I've worked hard all my life.

So what are you going to do with it?

I'll take it to Pakistan and drop it...

You can't go to Pakistan.

Where there's a will there's a way, dear.

There's no way. These are strictly monitored vaccines, to be used as prescribed.

That's ridiculous.

It's the law.

Where would we be if Julius Caesar... Change that, where would we be if the Big Fella...

You need to get your injection or leave.

But the "noble Gurkhas"...

They can get their own vaccines.

Typical leftard response. A bowl of dirt a day, can you believe it?

This is a medical practice.

The leftards don't care. I tried, I suppose...

So do you want your vaccine now?

Yes. But I want it on the record that I tried.

I'll write it down.

Good. I never wanted this, you understand.

I'll write that down too.

I wanted to catch the virus and send my vaccine to the Gurkhas.

Good.

The leftards are such selfish virtue signallers...

There. All done now.

Oh? That was easy.

You're very brave.

Yes, I suppose I am. You could say I performed a civic duty.

Exactly.

The leftards aren't doing that, now are they?

No.

They're staying at home watching Netflix while the truly virtuous are out getting their shots.

Oh, I know.

John Smith wrote on Jul 13^th, 2021 at 7:18pm:


I'll second that. Post of the year by Karnal. 

Bias_2012 wrote on Jul 13^th, 2021 at 7:34pm:


Yes and obviously one of the smartest of them, isn't it great.

A very smartarse.

Dnarever wrote on Jul 13^th, 2021 at 8:13pm:


It was worth the effort. That bottom is getting more clever.

Bias_2012 wrote on Jul 13^th, 2021 at 7:34pm:

And not a very smart one, but he impresses some of the less intellectually endowed on this forum.

karnal is the manifestation of 2 of zubys rules

16/ Most people care more about looking like they are doing the right thing, rather than actually doing the right thing.


18/ If you make people comfortable enough, they will not revolt. You can keep millions docile as you strip their rights, by giving them money, food, and entertainment.

aqua remains undaunted.
the chode merely follows the path of least resistance and pleasures himself.

when karmal bounces out of bed in the morning, what is his plan?
what is his mission statement?

to dick around on the internet and find people who are out there doing things, risking things , achieving things and producing things and then crap on them as a way of soothing his existential guilt for being a chode.


its the same as the incredible vile hatred that the noble aquascoot is sibjected to for supporting the over achieving Xi.

the chode simply has no plan, he becomes bitter and hateful at himself and then projects that onto those who have a plan.

goggins says it best

instead of killing them with kindness , torture them with success