Karnal
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Frank wrote on Aug 23 rd, 2021 at 10:05pm: Karnal wrote on Aug 23 rd, 2021 at 9:53pm: Bertie wrote on Aug 23 rd, 2021 at 7:05pm: Karnal wrote on Aug 23 rd, 2021 at 6:50pm: Bertie wrote on Aug 23 rd, 2021 at 6:39pm: Karnal wrote on Aug 23 rd, 2021 at 6:37pm: NorthOfNorth wrote on Aug 23 rd, 2021 at 6:05pm: Karnal wrote on Aug 23 rd, 2021 at 5:57pm: Bertie wrote on Aug 23 rd, 2021 at 5:43pm: Karnal wrote on Aug 22 nd, 2021 at 6:53pm: You prefer to see the West as a beacon of shining light, shadowed only by the backward forces of Islam, socialism and tintedness.
Are these forces allied to each other? Islam and socialism are not backward? Is 'tinted' backward or progressive? You are mixing things up faster than a cups-and-ball trickster/apologist. Please explain. https://twitter.com/libsoftiktok/status/1429625109191532545 Agatha? Is that you, dear? Ee-gad, what have they done with you? Bertie: His atavistic reincarnation of a dead altar boy. Oh, no signs of life, dear. They left him with the corpse. Still, take him out of his trunk and he makes a great party trick. Sit him on your knee, drink a glass of water and he talks back at you. He's a charm to watch, the boys love it. How he works up the exasperation I'll never know. That wooden mouth clicks away and the colour never fades from his cheeks. The toupe's a hoot. I must remember to order him one when I'm next in Istanbul. What ho!" I said. "What ho!" said Karnal. "What ho! What ho!" "What ho! What ho! What ho!" After that it seemed rather difficult to go on with the conversation. Didn't even see my lips move, did you? They say it's more art than science, but one still needs to put in the practice. Watch this: I say, how was the trip to Cairo, Bertie? I hear you've been on the Grand Tour. Did you see any interesting erect monuments? Cairo was a shithole. Egypt was a shithole. I travelled first class from Cairo to Luxor - the train was a shithole. Hadn't been cleaned since the 20s. Gypos - dirty, slovenly, cruel to their animals, insolent, greedy bastards. The only nice ones were the Copts - so the Gypos are hunting them to extinction. But that's just my experience. The Turks were very hospitable people, up there with Australians and the English, I hasten to add. Jolly good show, old boy. Would you care to tell the chaps about your experience with the locals? Cover your ears, ladies. I say, Bertie, what does one call a Mohammedan trannie with a tampon in her purse? Confused. Aren't they all, the sons of Mohammed? Bertie is banned now. Brian's tentacles, lacking any spine, go far, even into FD's ears. FD is our Zuck and Weird Beard Dorsey, all in one. Fuhrerprizip, innit. Oh-er, looks like Bertie's back in the trunk, boys. This is Frank. Tell us about your friend, Brian, Frank. Close, are you?
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