in pre covid times there were the winners who did a lot of socialising , played sport, ran businesses, travelled , went on adventures and were basicly awesome.

and then there were the misfits, the socially awkward, the "nigel no friends', the people who stayed at home being all sad and mediocre. they were basicly chodes.


the chodes (losers) always hated the superior men (the winners).
they were jealous, bitter ans resentful.

but now covid has elevated the mediocre chode-like existance to that of virtue.

the chode , by a stroke of fate, can now, with the full support of the system, yell and scream and hate on his superiors and feel justified in his mediocrity.

it is the chodes time to shine.

lap it up fellas...it will soon be ending 

It's true, Aquascoot. We've brought you down to our level, you see. We thought, we can't have the Superior Man going to the gym and drinking his carrot juice and being basically awesome, something must be done.

I remember seeing one of you driving down the street in his Mercedes with his hot babe wife, all trussed up, perfect eyebrows, nails, etc (I think they were going to a Lebanese wedding). Anyway, it got me thinking - how can we stop this?

Then I remembered: covid. Why not just head over to the Eastern suburbs and cough on everyone? I could take my chode disease over there.

So I went to the fanciest Double Bay hair salon and got an eyebrow tint. I coughed on the counter when she was mixing up the dye.

The rest, as you know, is history. We got lockdown and all you awesome people have to sit at home watching Netflicks with the rest of us. With any luck, they'll keep this going until Christmas - no more gyms, no more sport, business or healthy options at Maccas. No more self-help books. Everybody will be too busy watching Gladys and Scomo and trying to stay safe.

Oh - and we'll spread a bit of the old vaccine hesitancy around to stop people being brave and getting a jab. You watch, we'll have everybody looking to Gladys and Scomo as their mummy and daddy. Their polls will go through the roof.

By the time we're finished, the Superior Man will be a thing of the past, awesomeness will be dead and buried. The youth of today will have two role models to choose from: fat Steve and Janeen.

Cunning, no?

aquascoot wrote on Aug 16^th, 2021 at 12:22pm:


Not only but also...

Research has shown that women select more masculine males when they ovulate, compared to other times in their menstrual cycle.
The pill, however, has flattened this variation by stopping ovulation. So 'women's liberation'; has meant that more 'Nigel no friends'  have met their Janines and together more of them had their little Jaydens and Epponnee-Raes.

Frank wrote on Aug 16^th, 2021 at 12:59pm:




Can you please provide said research?

Karnal wrote on Aug 16^th, 2021 at 12:45pm:


never waste a crisis.hey, caramel

its important to demolish the next generation by denying them access to school and socialising so they can be "consumers " anchored to the couch, screaming for their universal basic income

a penis, especially one characterized as being short and thick.

Karnal wrote on Aug 16^th, 2021 at 1:03pm:


But... but... but... the "awesome aqua" was only telling us the other day that the Chodes were all public servants - Fat Steve and Fat Janeen, etc.

Surely they couldn't be still in their jobs while they're living in aged care homes and have disabilities? I was always under the impression most or all of them retired on their government (i.e. taxpayer) funded superannuation or pensions by the age of 55 or 60, just like most of the politicians do.

this is Aquascoot being a superior man