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Jovial Monk

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Relationship to fruitcake
Aug 24^th, 2021 at 5:56pm

Aussie will be happy to know some kilos of fruit (glacé cherries, sultanas, raisins, currants and diced paw paw & pineapple) is soaking in 90ml of St Agnes brandy and 150ml of barleywine.

9 eggs, 500g of butter, 500g of muscovado sugar and spices, flour etc to go in tomorrow. Then 4 hours of baking—HUGE cake so long slow cooking.

It does make a massive, delicious and nourishing cake. I will take a bigger one to Tassie.

It needs feeding with brandy—I will do the first one, Aussie can do the subsequent ones.

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Aussie Gold Member Offline OzPolitic Posts: 38571 Gender:	Re: Relationship to fruitcake Reply #1 - Aug 24^th, 2021 at 6:09pm Happy to give it a go.......TIB will not be happy that I give it a go.
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Jovial Monk Gold Member Offline Dogs not cats! Posts: 46204 Gender:	Re: Relationship to fruitcake Reply #2 - Aug 24^th, 2021 at 6:23pm It is one tasty s.ob. of a cake. I do not fart after eating some, not more than usual I mean
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Aussie Gold Member Offline OzPolitic Posts: 38571 Gender:	Re: Relationship to fruitcake Reply #3 - Aug 24^th, 2021 at 6:35pm Jovial Monk wrote on Aug 24^th, 2021 at 6:23pm: It is one tasty s.ob. of a cake. I do not fart after eating some, not more than usual I mean Well I do...and that is why TIB knows SFA at the moment. Ultimately, I know I will be out of the big bed and in the dog house for a while.
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Jovial Monk Gold Member Offline Dogs not cats! Posts: 46204 Gender:	Re: Relationship to fruitcake Reply #4 - Aug 25^th, 2021 at 12:50pm 25 x 25cm cake tin full to the brim with fruity goodness is in da oven! Have not had the courage to tackle the dishes yet.
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Jovial Monk Gold Member Offline Dogs not cats! Posts: 46204 Gender:	Re: Relationship to fruitcake Reply #5 - Aug 25^th, 2021 at 4:05pm Done! Looks good—might give Aussie the one I made earlier which doesn’t look as good
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John Smith Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 74342 Gender:	Re: Relationship to fruitcake Reply #6 - Aug 25^th, 2021 at 7:44pm Jovial Monk wrote on Aug 25^th, 2021 at 4:05pm: might give Aussie the one I made earlier which doesn’t look as good Ooyy, where's mine you wanker? After all the hard work I do moderating your forum it's the least you could do.
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Reply #7 - Aug 25^th, 2021 at 8:06pm

John Smith wrote on Aug 25^th, 2021 at 7:44pm:

Jovial Monk wrote on Aug 25^th, 2021 at 4:05pm:

might give Aussie the one I made earlier which doesn’t look as good

Ooyy, where's mine you wanker? After all the hard work I do moderating your forum it's the least you could do.

Far cough. When I actually get mine, maybe you might get yours!

Mine is gonna cost me days in the dog house....but....that's the way it is.

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Reply #8 - Aug 25^th, 2021 at 8:10pm

Aussie wrote on Aug 25^th, 2021 at 8:06pm:

John Smith wrote on Aug 25^th, 2021 at 7:44pm:

Jovial Monk wrote on Aug 25^th, 2021 at 4:05pm:

might give Aussie the one I made earlier which doesn’t look as good

Ooyy, where's mine you wanker? After all the hard work I do moderating your forum it's the least you could do.

Far cough. When I actually get mine, maybe you might get yours!

Mine is gonna cost me days in the dog house....but....that's the way it is.

shut up you saboteur ... he said he's got two cooking. I'll take the less than perfect one.

When it comes to food, I'm more concerned with taste than appearance

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Re: Relationship to fruitcake
Reply #9 - Aug 25^th, 2021 at 9:02pm

John Smith wrote on Aug 25^th, 2021 at 8:10pm:

Aussie wrote on Aug 25^th, 2021 at 8:06pm:

John Smith wrote on Aug 25^th, 2021 at 7:44pm:

Jovial Monk wrote on Aug 25^th, 2021 at 4:05pm:

might give Aussie the one I made earlier which doesn’t look as good

Ooyy, where's mine you wanker? After all the hard work I do moderating your forum it's the least you could do.

Far cough. When I actually get mine, maybe you might get yours!

Mine is gonna cost me days in the dog house....but....that's the way it is.

shut up you saboteur ... he said he's got two cooking. I'll take the less than perfect one.

When it comes to food, I'm more concerned with taste than appearance

Yeh......but it looks like I am getting the less than attractive one.

I'll settle for that.

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Jovial Monk Gold Member Offline Dogs not cats! Posts: 46204 Gender:	Re: Relationship to fruitcake Reply #10 - Aug 26^th, 2021 at 10:50am Nah, the cakes are in the oven for four hours so no matter how you cover the top there will be some dark color on the top. The recipe is in the Kenwood bench mixer cookbook and is a goodie, as is the stollen (German christmas bread) recipe.
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John Smith Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 74342 Gender:	Re: Relationship to fruitcake Reply #11 - Aug 26^th, 2021 at 4:53pm Jovial Monk wrote on Aug 26^th, 2021 at 10:50am: Nah, the cakes are in the oven for four hours so no matter how you cover the top there will be some dark color on the top. The recipe is in the Kenwood bench mixer cookbook and is a goodie, as is the stollen (German christmas bread) recipe. so do I get one or not?
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Jovial Monk Gold Member Offline Dogs not cats! Posts: 46204 Gender:	Re: Relationship to fruitcake Reply #12 - Aug 26^th, 2021 at 5:11pm $100 will get you one.
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Aussie Gold Member Offline OzPolitic Posts: 38571 Gender:	Re: Relationship to fruitcake Reply #13 - Aug 27^th, 2021 at 10:36am Fuq me!!!! Mine cost a Grand!!!!!!
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Jovial Monk Gold Member Offline Dogs not cats! Posts: 46204 Gender:	Re: Relationship to fruitcake Reply #14 - Aug 27^th, 2021 at 5:19pm Yes Aussie but you are paying with Monopoly money!
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