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Gordon Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 20454 Gordon Gender:	Jokes Nov 11^th, 2021 at 7:51pm By text or image
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Gordon Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 20454 Gordon Gender:	Re: Jokes Reply #1 - Nov 11^th, 2021 at 7:52pm If you laugh you're going to hell
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Laugh till you cry Gold Member Offline Posts: 16198 In your happy place Gender:	Re: Jokes Reply #2 - Nov 11^th, 2021 at 8:05pm Chez Gordon. It will crack Banana-fingers Haji Gordon up. Is that a dead cow under Chez Gordon on the right side?
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Gordon Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 20454 Gordon Gender:	Re: Jokes Reply #3 - Nov 11^th, 2021 at 8:13pm Laugh till you cry wrote on Nov 11^th, 2021 at 8:05pm: Chez Gordon. It will crack Banana-fingers Haji Gordon up. https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2019/02/23/22/10193912-6738095-image-a-10_155096155... Oh look who's here.
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Reply #4 - Nov 11^th, 2021 at 11:37pm

Gordon wrote on Nov 11^th, 2021 at 8:13pm:

Laugh till you cry wrote on Nov 11^th, 2021 at 8:05pm:

Chez Gordon. It will crack Banana-fingers Haji Gordon up.

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2019/02/23/22/10193912-6738095-image-a-10_155096155...

Oh look who's here.

https://i.ibb.co/FhBYCYj/cleo-smith-kidnapper-Terence-Darrell-Kelly-feat-1068x62...
https://i.ibb.co/kDg8GK9/Laugh-till-you-cry.gif

Picture of Banana-fingers Haji Gordon?

Grin

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Please don't thank me. Effusive fawning and obeisance of disciples, mendicants, and foot-kissers embarrass me.

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Reply #5 - Nov 12^th, 2021 at 5:22am

Laugh till you cry wrote on Nov 11^th, 2021 at 8:05pm:

Chez Gordon. It will crack Banana-fingers Haji Gordon up. Grin

Is that a dead cow under Chez Gordon on the right side?

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2019/02/23/22/10193912-6738095-image-a-10_155096155...

If that was in melbourne it would be at least 3 million for that palace. lisa probably has her eye on it now with a zoom meeting planned with inverstors.

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Reply #6 - Nov 12^th, 2021 at 6:56am

Jim Lahey wrote on Nov 12^th, 2021 at 5:22am:

Laugh till you cry wrote on Nov 11^th, 2021 at 8:05pm:

Chez Gordon. It will crack Banana-fingers Haji Gordon up. Grin

Is that a dead cow under Chez Gordon on the right side?

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2019/02/23/22/10193912-6738095-image-a-10_155096155...

If that was in melbourne it would be at least 3 million for that palace. lisa probably has her eye on it now with a zoom meeting planned with inverstors.

As usual, the joke is on old Laugh.

My place isn't renovated like this but it on a bigger block and a better st. Grin

https://www.news.com.au/finance/real-estate/recruiter-jason-johnson-and-wife-por...

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Carl D Gold Member Online Australian Politics Posts: 9157 Rivervale, Perth Gender:	Re: Jokes Reply #7 - Nov 12^th, 2021 at 7:53am
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Carl D Gold Member Online Australian Politics Posts: 9157 Rivervale, Perth Gender:	Re: Jokes Reply #8 - Nov 12^th, 2021 at 8:56am
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Frank Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 44008 Gender:	Re: Jokes Reply #9 - Nov 12^th, 2021 at 9:08am I was the best man at both weddings of my very good friend. At the second wedding I started my speech, "Welcome back, everybody". He wasn't pleased....
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NorthOfNorth Gold Member Offline OzPolitic Posts: 17258 Gender:	Re: Jokes Reply #10 - Nov 12^th, 2021 at 9:12am Billy Crystal began his brilliant eulogy to Muhammed Ali with a well-received joke: 'Thank you ladies and gentlemen... We're at the halfway point...'
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Reply #11 - Nov 12^th, 2021 at 9:21am

Frank wrote on Nov 12^th, 2021 at 9:08am:

I was the best man at both weddings of my very good friend. At the second wedding I started my speech, "Welcome back, everybody".
He wasn't pleased....

Reminds me of the wedding of a friend of mine back in 2009, it was the second one for both of them and they had Lionel Yorke as the Celebrant.

At the reception afterwards the newly married wife said "I wouldn't have him (Yorkie) again". Probably because he left pretty much immediately after the vows were exchanged.

She didn't realize how that could have been interpreted until a few of us pointed it out to her. We all had a good laugh (they're still married, btw).

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Frank Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 44008 Gender:	Re: Jokes Reply #12 - Jun 21^st, 2024 at 9:54pm As a vicar and a standup comedian, take it from me: the pope is right, laughing at God is OK Ravi Holy https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/article/2024/jun/19/pope-francis-god-c... There are no no jokes in Islam, but. You try joking in Islam, your head is gone, Ravi, the stand up comedian vicar and Granuiad 'wit'.
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Jasin Moderator Offline Posts: 47293 Gender:	Re: Jokes Reply #13 - Jul 12^th, 2024 at 3:35pm And Jesus said unto his Jewish people... while he hung nailed from a cross. "Wait till me little brother Hitler gets yas - yar bastards!"
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